Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

Honestly I was half banking on murdering her to clear up the relationships in the group, too. Pity the person with the worst relationships was also the most useful. Maybe pedoprincipal can save the day?

(I personally love that the "dead weight" characters have survived longer than two of the useful people. If Pip and Dist end up being the only ones to escape, I'm going to laugh so hard.)

That would be the most amazing ending in this LP if you can pull that off.

((If that DOES come to pass, I will find a song to mangle befitting their greatness.))

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((Magnificent. Glorious. Beautiful. That's how to go!))

Beautiful. So, so beautiful.

(Awww, I don't want my baby to die! But that would be hilarious.)

(AMANOHASHI TO THE RESCUE! HE SHALL MEMORIZE THE ZOMBIES WITH HIS FANTASTIC MUSTACHE AND TRICKS ON HOW TO PERV ON HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS THEN HE WILL WIPE THEM ALL OUT!)

Right, I will just continue to watch, unless someone else wishes to do it, if so I will clean up bodies, and stash the female ones in the closet.

((After this post, neither do I. Keep doing the evil work, Pedocipal!))

GEEBUS CRISP YOU GUYS, THIS THRED. WHAT THE FUCK.

Someone should try cleaning up some of these corpses. I cannot allow myself to be surrounded by such UGLINESS! And the stench is positively foul!

I think I could make something GORGEOUS with that hand axe. It's such a simplistic weapon, but perhaps I could modify it, maybe making it better for close combat?

(If I've gotten mixed up and we don't still have the hand axe, can he modify something else, since it seems to be one of the few things he shouldn't fail miserably at?)

You can't choose what to modify, unfortunately. That's how we ended up with the vicious saucepan in the first place. But yes, I'll put him on modifying for close combat.

Confirming actions.

CuteCat /Pipsqueak is searching.
vayaviya /Dist is modifying for close combat.
Shelby Darlene /Amanohashi is watching.

Oops, I knew I was forgetting something. I should have read the rules again. >_<

How terrifying it must be to know that your life hangs in Amanohashi's hands.

Dist has finally managed to do something remotely productive! Yay go Dist!



But you only managed to search half of that tiny little house after three full hours? For shame. Whose brilliant idea was it to put the person with the absolutely WORST search stat, Pips, on searching duty, while Amanohashi, with his five-star search stat, sat around creeping on the lady zombies? Seriously, people, get your act together.



At least you all love each other now though! All three of you.

I'll help with searching then.

I found a chess set!
... Does anyone know how to play chess? I don't really, but it'd be fun to learn right?

Um... Well, there weren't any clues, though. So I guess this house is empty... You can keep looking, Amano, but I dunno if we'd find anything of ...
*Yawn* ...
... tired? Nuh-uh. I'm not tired! We should keep looking for clues, right? I wanna help! So I don't want to sleep!
But, where do we go to find clues...? Do you two know?
I'm gonna try to modify something for engineering while we decide... I'm not gonna fall asleep! Honest!

LIKES FOR EVERYONE

Iloveyousomuchholyshit it has been five minutes and I can't stop laughing
and it hurts
but it's so worth it

holy shit

*dies*

(my marriage offer still stands btw)

(We'll go investigate the hotel, because I'm too sleepy to think of anything else to do!)

Confirming actions.

CuteCat /Pipsqueak is modifying for engineering.
vayaviya /Dist is investigating the hotel.
Shelby Darlene /Amanohashi is searching.

Update will be coming at some point in the near future.

By the way, what's the acceptable age range in this game?

You can give characters ages ranging from 21 to 60. The idea is that everybody younger and older than that has already been eaten by zombies.

Damn, I was hoping I could be a nonagenarian.

No, Pips! You can't destroy the bed! Amanohashi needs it for... stuff.



God damn it. Dist. This is the SECOND time this run that you've done that. Remind me why you're alive while the police officer is dead, again?



Well, at least we got some precision engineering tools out of all this. Your move, folks.

Oh shit.



Maybe using zombies as cannon fodder and then refusing to let them celebrate their own religion wasn't such a good idea after all, eh?

Please. Guys.

despite my avatar I am not Enjolras I DON'T WANNA DIE ;—;

Yes, please. Just... Yes.

Basing our new democratic government on MOB JUSTICE?

This cannot stand! How can we, as men (and women. And dogs. And kittens. And giant homicidal robots. And a puppet who really has no stake in this.) of honor, possibly allow this?!

I SAY THEE NAY!

...And now I feel like I should be smacking Ultron around.

I denounce this People's Court. The amusing puppet character is... as little as I like to accept it... correct. We must uphold the Law.

I'll have to agree with Javert on this - we have no solid proof and extreme tactics such as torture or threat of death is unlikely to extract anything but a false confession.

I vote No.

Zelda wants you to know that you all suck. Such behavior from a zombie in Hyrule would not go unpunished.

There is only one way to settle this; Trial by Battle! But since our constitution was written by pansies, trial by battle isn't recognized in our jurisdiction. Guess we'll just go with no, then.

This is why you should have let the Decepticon write the constitution.

I'll go back to watching for zombies. That racket that was made when Dist-kun came back might attract zombies, and I'd hate to be caught unaware.

((It strikes me we're lucky Amano isn't sharing rounds with Éponine and Cosette. Cosette because everyone seems to creep on her and she's 17 so just in his interest bracket and Éponine for his own sake because she's also 17 and would probably try to kick his teeth in if she caught him gawking. Or gawking at Cosette and not at her.))

((Or for being jealous of someone else gawking at Cosette :D /femslash))

((I can tell it will be an interesting round XD))

Weee~ Now we have all the tools we need!
Does the motel seem like a good place? I'm curious about the factory above us, but I don't wanna bring back more zombies... I'll make some traps in case they come here.

(I like how after you told him no, Pip breaks ANOTHER bed. In fact, beds are the only things he's broken in this. Pip, do you just hate beds?)

I always lurk because I have nothing interesting to say but I want to just state once again I love you guys, YOU ARE ALL SO FABBU.

With all these fictional characters, I consider playing some of my favourite characters, but then I realise I can't do them justice. and then...

TINKY WINKY TO THE RESCUE. inspired by this wonderful application to hogwarts, but I can never attain that level of awesome. (Yeah, I just wanted to link you to that rp community. and. well. be amused by the idea of teletubbies vs zombies.)

Almost makes me WANT the zombies to win.