Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

I was cackling like Dist a maniac until I got to this post. You're breaking my heart. ;_;

Soon...

This may be an appropriate time to pull out a song. The events in the main and mini-LP match up nicely for it. Or it's not time for a song. It's probably not.

This isn't rewritten so much as just broken up because the song already fits very well. I won't do this ever again. I promise.

Oh what, I don't get a song for effectively murdering Song?

My feelings are hurt. (Yes I just realized this. Yes I am joking.)

(It's what I do best. :D)

AND THE SNACK WAS DIST

Same here. Talk about amazing unfortunate timing.

(He stole my stash of snacks! That devious little rodent! I'll-!
. . .On second thought, I have no need of them. I suppose he can keep them if he so pleases.)

So, I was baking some pies when I thought it over and I would rather my second run be a Business Opprotunity.

I want to let these words sink in and wait for someone to connect the dots.

Mafia?

...Mrs. Lovett? I probably spelled that incorrectly.

You did not.

These are probably
The worst survivors
In Zafehouse...

Wait was I right?

This is the only musical I have ever seen and that was only because my then-boyfriend's parents took us and I was promised murder and cannibalism.

You were right!

I love musicals so goddamn much

Amazing. Can I please make this my personal theme song? PLEASE?

You got featured in a full length Shakespearan monologue AND a song about Song's death. SO DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK YOUNG MAN

Oh god. Now somebody is going to start rewriting Sweeney Todd songs, I can just taste it.

An ode to butter knives

These are my friends
See how they glisten
See this one shine
How he smiles, in the light
My friiiiiiiiiends

I don't have the patience for them. Or much that doesn't involve robots. Bring to me a robot musical and perhaps we can talk.

Musicals require patience?

I could not find any musicals about robots. I did find many robots who could play instruments, though.

THEN CLEARLY SOMEBODY MUST WRITE ONE

Yes, I'm actually going with Mrs. Lovett to round out our team.

:D Perfect. Angela Lansbury, Patti LuPone, or Helena Bonham Carter?

Patti LuPone's voice is pretty much gone these days, I hear. Also a tremendous bitch I mean diva.

I think I'll go with Angela Lansbury, if only because she's the one I'm most familiar with.

I have no idea who any of these people are. :D

She was okay in Gypsy but yeah, she's pretty obnoxious. I'm not the biggest fan.

*fist pump*

Really? Angela Lansbury was the teapot in Beauty and the Beast and the Murder She Wrote Lady. Helena Bonham Carter was Bellatrix!

I'm surprised you don't know Helena Bonham Carter. Isn't she in every single film that requires a pasty, somewhat gothic character actress these days?

My faithful friend...
Speak to me friend.
Whisper...I'll listen.
I know, I know you've been lockedout of sight all these years, like me
My friend...well I've breached this home to find you waiting
Home, and we're together!
And we'll do wonders.
Won't we?You there, my friend?

Yes and hell yes.

I am no good with the names of most actors. :D

She's also Tim Burton's wife/girlfriend/lover thing.

Oh yes, right. Which accounts for her being in practically every single one of his movies.

I'm kidding, I think she's really talented and I do enjoy watching her on the screen.

Yeah, me too, actually, haha. I'm much more familiar with the anime/manga world, to be honest, though I've been falling out of touch with it in recent years.

I know her, but if I go with her Sweeney Todd and Les Miserables are going to start bleeding together more than they already are slated for.

And that's a bad thing exactly how? :D

I once read someone describe the Thenardiers as what would happen if Mrs. Lovett and Pirelli poisoned Todd and ran away to France.

LET THE CROSSOVER RPING/FANFICCING/SHIPPING BEGIN

WHY WOULD YOU SHIP THE THENARDIERS WITH ANYONE D:

You guys have created a beast that cannot be fed.

I am merely paying my dues.

Ana, just to confirm, there was no way to set prejudices, right?

Nope! Sorry, you'll just have to constantly (re)start a new game until you get the prejudices you want. :(

Pips is finally woken up after five hours by Amanohashi rudely dumping Dist's body into the factory's frozen meat grinder.



Tragically, Pips seems to have devoured all the snacks in his sleep, leaving Amanohashi with nothing left to eat. Is it any wonder he's been salivating at processing the undead bodies all night?

Your move, CuteCat, Shelby Darlene.

Wow, guys. You're doing worse than the first round.

I'm impressed.

It's even more impressive when you remember that the first round had MARY in it.

No one's been in the Wardrobe yet, right?