Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

If they had they would've GTFO to Narnia.

(Maybe we would be doing better if someone didn't kill off our police officer. He was kinda needed to keep everyone alive.)

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where'd Ditzy go? You... buried him, right? *Blatant denial* Mm, I feel a little bit better.
We need to go breach somewhere... but I dunno where...

... Amano, I'm scared... what if you die next time? We need a place that's easy to breach, but the only other house is really far off...
We need food too, right? Are stores easy to breach or should we try to go to that house?

Must... resist... giving... advice... HNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Wait, was that a direct question? I'm still allowed to answer questions about the gameplay, right?!

(Go for it! And yeah, it'd just be mean if you stopped answering questions too.)

Yeah, stores are relatively easy to breach.

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/wants to say more but can't because I PROMISED I WOULDN'T I'M SORRY *flees to room and throws self on bed, sobbing*

Amano... Let's go breach that store above us.
I'm sorry I ate our food. We can at least get some more for you, right?

A lot of the problem is probably letting me leap in to murder the police officer in cold blood. Dist and Song both would probably be alive right now if not for that.

This would be a good time to remind everybody that not a single player objected when I proposed the 24-hour rule!

which reminds me.

Think If I go afk I am leaving my action, by default, to DK or Jacquelle.

((Helena Bonham Carter was in King's Speech, too! Just never let her meet Javert if that's the face you're going for, in canon Mme. Thénardier literally tossed something heavy after him. Granted, with the line he served to go with it, he had it coming.
"Aha, Madame! You may have the beard of a man, but I have the claws of a woman!"

I can't rewrite Todd for you, though. Evita was hard enough with the melodies I knew. I only know JSC and Les Mis beginning to end without needing to look melodies up. Well, and Secret Garden, but that's not Song Through. And as much of The Fix as exists available, but again, not Song Through. Even if it is PLENTY fucked up on its own.))

((You are very brave.))

When did I become the trustworthy one?!

I want to play with Waffles! Go running, chase him, throw sticks. I can hardly wait!

((Yeah, Sondheim would be difficult, he's the master of the melodies and all that stuff, and I don't think he's ever done a sung-through. The only other two sung-through musicals I know are Aspects of Love and Ragtime, and those would be... weird.))

((God yes. I suppose at least Company's You Could Drive A Person Crazy has the word 'zombie' in it already XD. As well as Being Alive,

Fairly sure Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat and Phantom are ST, though, unless I forget something.

ANYWAY, the point was mostly that Sweeney Todd would be hard for me because Sondheim puts a LOT of effort into this. I did manage Don't Laugh, but that's a relatively simple example.

For this run, though, maybe Send In the Clowns >3))

((If you give me a good replacement word for Clown I will totally do this.))

I got rescued. I got rescued! Fucking awesome way to save the day, I gotta say.

Jester? Fool? Raconteur? Charletan?

Those last two are a stretch in dialect, but whatever.

XD I meant having to do with the game, Teddy. And it has to be one-syllable, so zombie's out.

Send In The Mob? :D

Well, you didn't SAY that.

Ana's on it anyway.

Edit: The dead. It's so obvious. Send in the dead.

Clearly you've been hanging around Davian, Jacquelle and I too long.

FTFY.

Considering the subject matter in question, we're the most cracktastic offenders around here.

Speaking of crack, I'm waiting on a reply from you, you-know-where...

I mean, you don't want Toni barging into your room to wake up your boys all unawares, do ya? xD

:D

((You are amazing. And amusingly when Sondheim did his own mangling for the Cameron Mackintosh tribute he changed it to Send in The Crowds XD))

Guys

GUYS

It's pretty much taken me the last 24 hours, but I've managed to catch up to this entire thread from start to finish.

And...

The musicals
and l'Inspecteur/féline interactions
and dead laptop-fu
and the butter knife-guns
and the wardrobing

and

and

The sadist GM schadenfreude-providing awe-inspiring Banana in the sky behind it all

Mon Dieu

I am awash in feels

There are literally tears due to fatigue on my face right now

Thank you all so much ;_____;

(I'm sure feels aren't the exact words I'm looking for, but I've been really wanting to use that above gif)

/goes back to lurking in this thread

Okay, so totally unrelated to anything in this thread whatsoever, but I just remembered: for funsies I searched for Clausewitz on this forum and I remembered your name coming up actually mentioning him. He's the guy I'm writing an essay on! To be honest, I'm majoring in History and I didn't even know about the guy. His theories are pretty interesting but he's so goddamn boring! "Oh, he and his wife loved each other and had a stable marriage". Where's the passion, the drama, the tragedy? It's supposed to be a biography type of essay, but I'm focusing mostely on the Coalition Wars.

Sorry about the derail, but for some reason I thought it was kinda funny.

((I can totally recommend looking Joseph Schumpeter up for a much funnier* German-speaking guy with a similar abillity to write CRUSHINGLY boring pieces. I did my bachelor's thesis on Sociology of War where Vom Kriege was required reading, but I am glad I didn't have to write much about him because honestly, at least Sun Tzu was easy to zip through. I can't even remember anything except the fact he died pretty young and his rival theorist had some nice sideburns.

I suppose that makes us back on topic, because Javert has sideburns. I am a genius!))

*""I have become Minister of Finance to save Austrian economy? I WILL BUY A CASTLE FOR NATIONAL FUNDS."

I agree. Let's breach the store.
That is quite alright. I am sure you needed the food much more then me. When we get into the store, I'll search the place.

*puts hands in waist* HEY.

So, Pipsqueak and Amanohashi died breaching the store and were never heard from again wait what do you mean they're alive?!



And no new injuries at all?! Whoah. Finally, SOMEBODY made a good decision in this game.



And we have plenty of food for everybody! Amanohashi can stop snacking on corpses now.

Confirming actions.

Shelby Darlene /Amanohashi wants to search.
Waiting on CuteCat /Pipsqueak.

I remember someone saying "man, it'd be hilarious if Pip were the lone last survivor" back at the start of this round.

Well, poo poo.

Yeah, there are 12 ingredients, says so under Food in the supply list. xD There's a reason why I include it in almost every update! :D

Anyway, Pipsqueak's cooking, gotcha. Update coming shortly.

EDIT: And dawwww Pippy looks so sad in your avvie, CuteCat D:

(I keep messing up and missing posts, derp. Cooking it is!
Indecisive Pip is indecisive.)

CuteCat /Pipsqueak is cooking and Shelby Darlene /Amanohashi is searching. Sorry, looks like this update will be kind of bor-



-oh.

Wow.

Oh wow.

I love how the zombies suddenly decided to attack on the one turn that Amanohashi isn't watching. Man. At least we got a mostly useless rescue clue out of it. Your relationships are completely green now.



But Pipsqueak, as you can see, has been injured.



In case you haven't been paying attention, minor contusions can be temporarily treated with painkillers.

... What was that sound--?
Amano, what-
AAAAAA
Where'd they come from?!

... ...
Are you hurt...?
Eh? Me? ... I'm okay... It... It hurts but, it doesn't look like it broke my skin or anything... I just need to take some pain medicine, right?
... I don't want to stay here anymore. We found the clue... maybe we should go to the store next door.

[Ummm... I can't see the pictures due to my school's wifi blocking it, so... did he die? If not, here is his orders)
Pipsqueak-kun, are you alright?!
I should have kept an eye out. I'm so sorry you got injured..
You should take those painkillers. I'll go watch, so we aren't attacked again.

(We got a clue that the pilot will only appear during the day, and we're both alive. Pip just got hurt a bit due to 4 zombies popping in for a visit.)

(Well, at least both are alive.)
I am fine. After you treat yourself, I agree that we should breach the store next door.

Maybe somebody should've started cleaning up all those corpses, eh, CuteCat, Shelby Darlene?



Pipsqueak has a -2 Wavering modifier now because all the corpses lying around are freaking him out. You really sure you want to send him out to kill MORE zombies in that condition? You sure? You really, really sure?

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All right, then...