Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

I want to avoid worsening our group bonds. We might as well wait for Snark to team up with Mary. I will patrol the shop area.

I think that's a risk we'll have to take, especially given how Mary and I aren't good at breaching (2 and 3 respectively). Alternatively, maybe you and I should breach while Mary does something else.

Edit: Personally, I think it's best if all three go. Remember, you can't retreat from a breach, either the zombies die or we die. A group that hates each other is still better than one with 2 members dead.

That's a good idea. Three member team it is.

I... I'll just dig around then... Maybe I'll find something...

But after let's go to play at the bank!

All right, so the final plan looks like this!

CSL/Andrew is searching.

Ozzo/Mary is searching.

Tionivo/Oscar is patrolling the shop.

Snark can't do anything cuz he's still on the way back.

Vide is at work so she can't issue an order. (Since her last order was putting Vide on watch, I'll send her out with Oscar because (1) watching = patrolling, (2) it's more dangerous if you're patrolling alone, and (3) Oscar is the only person who doesn't hate her.)

Update coming soon.

EDIT: You know what? Vide needs treating, so I'll just have her treat herself, especially since Snark is about to go kill some zombies as soon as he comes back.

The store is now fully searched.

Tionivo/Oscar, Snark/Snark, and Ozzo/Mary are now going to breach the bank; CSL/Andrew and Vide/Vide, would you like to join them, or do you want to do something else? If anybody wants to bring along specific supplies or equipment, let me know.

I want to play a firefightet! Let's bring the axe!

Fuck it, the bank was my idea in the first place, broken leg be damned I'll go breach the bank with them.

WHO NEEDS HEALTHY CAUTION WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ZOMBIES.

I love watching this.

Hey, it's either that or possibly stay alone in a small building with the asshat who BROKE my leg in the first place. Or just flat-out alone in a small building.

Excellent point. Most excellent point.

Just thought I would drop a link to this Cracked article that is somewhat vaguely relevant to the subject of this LP.
http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

Can I grab a baseball bat and a flashlight?

I'd like the gun. Alternatively, the butter knife.

I vote we bring both handguns.

I now have the mental image of Snark shooting the butter knife out of the gun at high-speeds.

An elegent weapon for a more civilized age.

Coming soon in the next patch of Zafehouse: Diaries!

This...this is beautiful. I will never touch any other weapon again.

(as a complete aside, I participated in a meeting with a Japanese client earlier today, and one of the guys involved was seriously Japanese David Tennant. He had the same facial structure and hairstyle and everything! It took all my willpower to not start huming the Doctor Who theme)

I'll just watch the store. Since you know, I hate the rest of you.

(Andrew's Relationship Status: It's complicated.)

Mine amounts to 'fuck everyone who isn't Oscar. I'm cool with Oscar.'

So, everybody is breaching the bank except Andrew, who's being an uncooperative douchebag and staying back home to watch the store.



Surprise, surprise, Vide got left behind because she has a fucking BROKEN LEG.



O_______________O



And then there were two.

Goddamnit, Andrew! This is all your fault! None of them would've died if you'd just gotten off your ass and actually COOPERATED. Well now, almost everybody's dead! I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

(Seriously, people, what were you thinking, sending heavily injured people to a zombie fight? Geez.)

All right.

Enough teasing.

As amusing as it would be to watch Andrew and Oscar trying to survive all by their lonesome, I'm going to take pity on y'all and give you one last chance to save-scum, seeing as you're all new to this game and all. I haven't saved this game yet, so (I'm pretty sure) I can restart to before the whole breaching thing happened, all right? Vote for whether you want to continue from this point, or if you want to time travel back to before y'all made that incredibly misguided decision.

EDIT: If you vote savescum, give me the actions that you wanna do instead.

At first I wasn't sure if the game meant the zombies or Oscar...

O_O

WELL THEN. W-well then. Well... well... well...

What.

And to think that we're still on the very first day.

So linking to Today Was a Good Day would be in rather poor taste, yes? >_>

Incredibly bad taste, yes.

Anabanana, you are an amazing human being. Or possibly a person that's as equally terrible as myself.

We got this Tionivo.

FTFY

Haha yeah save-scum that. I guess this time we'll go to the warehouse. Me and Oscar alone. The others should stay back at the bank sit tight.

So I'm going to breach the warehouse which I previously investigated.

Good idea, CSL. Everybody, if you vote for savescumming, please tell me what you'd like to do in place of a suicide breach run.

Right now we don't need anything from the bank. The group should split into two but still be close to each other. I suggest Andrew and I assault the nearby house instead of the bank. Then Vide would join our group. Yet Andrew could still help the other group instead of us for now. The distance will slowly ease on the hate between everyone. Once the group actually like each other then we raid the bank or the hospital.

No one could've asked for a better result.

Oooh... Candy makes Mary dizzy...

Um... Mary had better sit down and watch for them... Hehe, them...

Through the miracle of medicine/the omniscient voice we keep hearing, I have brought myself back from the dead!

That said, I'm not that experienced on the whole not dying again thing, anyone have any recommendations on what I should do with my second lease on life?

I am going to investigate the house close to the store. I'll keep one of the flashlights with me.