Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

Discussion in 'Strategy games - Strategy and Tactics' started by Anabanana, Dec 1, 2012.

  1. Kaneda Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Santiago
    Wasn't he just bruised?

    On one hand, poor Pip. Lemme hug your infection and bruises away.

    On the other, KARMA IS A BITCH, ISN'T IT.
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  2. CuteCat Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    [IMG] ...
    why are you looking at me that way...?

    ! N-No! I don't want to die! I'm - I'm a scientist, I made this, so I can make a cure too! I just- I just need some time and, and then everything will be okay! Right? Please!
    ...
    I can fix everything, just please give me a chance... Amano, you wouldn't hurt me, right? Please?
  3. EvilFuzzy9 Magister Mundi Elyscape

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OH GOD THIS IS A FUCKING TRAINWRECK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GLORIOUS
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  4. Anabanana Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    DIS PEAR
    He got injured again breaching the east store; you can tell because there's blood splatter over the pages, which happens every time a survivor gets injured.

    ...this ISN'T the first time I've explained such a crucial part of the interface in 90 pages, is it?

    HAHA somebody should mod "HUGS" as a medical item into this game. xD

    Quick, everybody! Point your fingers at Shelby Darlene and laugh! One, two, three, all together now...

    [IMG]
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  5. CuteCat Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    (I swear, this is like. The cruellest run ever. If we survive this we're gonna have one hell of a log to show for it.
    For Shelby: Pip got infected! Gotta pick whether to put him down or not and you can just imagine my distraught!Pip avatar staring at you while deciding.)
  6. Kaneda Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Santiago
    Exactly.

    Nah, I just derped.
  7. Shelby Darlene Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Live! I would never kill my last friend. I do not wish to be all alone. I am sorry for my selfishness.
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  8. EvilFuzzy9 Magister Mundi Elyscape

    I'm gonna laugh when Pip inevitably turns and takes out Amano.
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  9. CuteCat Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    (If anything, Amano's gonna kill Pip in self-defense.
    Though that would be a FUN post to respond to.)
  10. Anabanana Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    DIS PEAR
    CuteCat Shelby Darlene

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    That sure is a lot of blood on Pipsqueak's face. He has major contusions, major lacerations, is infected and will thus inevitably die sooner or later, at which point he'll reanimate and attack his only friend left. Did I mention that he's near death and the most minor of injuries will kill him?

    And you wanna know what the best thing is?

    [IMG]

    You have absolutely zero painkillers left.
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  11. Kaneda Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Santiago
    They can treat the lacerations with bandages, though, and they can avoid further injury by standing on watch and

    Nah, they're fucked. c:
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  12. CuteCat Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    [IMG] ... I don't... feel good...
    It... hurts a lot...
    ...

    Amano... can I treat my wounds ...? I think I... might bleed to death otherwise...
    ...
    I really don't feel good...
    please help me...
    it hurts... even though I have painkillers it hurts so much...
    Faust... please help me...
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  13. soundlyParanoid Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Completely, totally, irreversibly fucked.

    So I'll give Pedoprincipal a small glimmer of hope and declare that, canonically, he survives his group dying horribly and watches until another group of 4 stragglers wander into town.

    But this particular run is unsalvageable I'd wager. Anabanana, can I get a forecast on the likelihood of one survivor getting out on their own is?
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  14. EvilFuzzy9 Magister Mundi Elyscape

    BEAUTIFUL
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  15. Ozzo Hatoful Pigeon

    Please excuse the hysterical giggling. Most unfortunate. You have my deepest sympathies.
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  16. Anabanana Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    DIS PEAR
    IT'S OVER NEGATIVE NINE THOUSAAAAAANDDDDD

    Hmm. Seriously though? I wouldn't put it at absolute zero. Right now the success of this run all hinges on the radio. They've already narrowed down the rescue location to two places, so if they can acquire the radio soon they still have a fighting chance. A very An infinitesimally small fighting chance, but a fighting chance nonetheless.
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  17. CuteCat Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    (As a note, I wasn't even aware there WAS a "near death" state, so I should just count myself lucky Pip's not entirely dead quite yet.)
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  18. Anabanana Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    DIS PEAR
    DID YOU JUST ADD BLOOD TO YOUR AVATAR?!

    Ahahaha oh gosh I need to make this mandatory for every survivor who gets injured from now on TROLOLOL~
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  19. CuteCat Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    (Blood, some cuts, torn ear and a more tired/dejected gaze. :D I felt that just looking vaguely sad/worried wasn't enough in THAT state.)
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  20. Sarasha Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    ((I never realized how fast this thread moves until I had to catch up after being away for a few days.))
    ((Oh wow, that takes me back. I was in that community for a little while a few years ago. Nice to see it's still around and somewhat active. As for Rebuild, Logan is going to vote against Waffles.))
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  21. soundlyParanoid Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    What is going on in rebuild at the moment, anyway. Are we still constitution wrangling?
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  22. Anabanana Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    DIS PEAR
    Rebuild 2? Well...

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    We let the zombie live despite Zelda's protests.

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    That happened too.

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    Nightmares, yeah, right. Whose idea was it to let this madman in in the first place?!

    Oh, and the original five survivors got their shit together and finally finished writing the constitution, I guess.

    [IMG]

    Congratulations, you just won Rebuild 2!

    [IMG]

    Please vote for Keep Playing or Quit.
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  23. Jacquelle Hatoful Pigeon

    Keep Playing
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  24. Sarasha Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Keep playing, if it's not too much trouble. :)
  25. soundlyParanoid Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Eh.

    I'd say I'm happy to leave the story of the first 15 survivors there.

    Quit.
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  26. Davian Korran Hatoful Pigeon

    ((I love Cat's narrative avatar, SO MUCH.

    And I won't gloat. I'd never gloat.

    So, how about them dilemmas? THE MOB is my favourite :D))

    (Now, Javert, we need to decide on Rebuild. What do you say? Javert? Javert?)
    (... I think we need a moment. We may have broken him. Now he's thanking Le Bon Dieu. Now he's patting Waffles and the cat. Now he's... what? Javert, where are you going?)
    I am indifferent.
    (That's a very large gasoline cannister)
    I understand some cultures celebrate with bonfires. I believe a certain church wanted celebrations. They shall have it.
    (... okay, we're back to normal.)

    ((The upload captcha was Ear Candy XD))
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  27. Kaneda Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Santiago
    Keep going. There are more glorious ways to go after all.
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  28. Shelby Darlene Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    (I am legitimately tearing up right now. I was near tears when I had to decide in class too. Fucking Karma. I'm home now and can see the pictures, by the way. :3 )
    Of course. While you do that, I'll continue to keep watch. Should we attempt to make it to the hotel, so you can take a rest? Or do you wish to stay here?
    (Also, what clues do we have?)
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  29. Flonne Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    As the princess wishes to keep going, I shall vote for that as well.
    Ah,forgive me.. I seem to have hit my troath..if you'll excuse me, I have a bonfire to attend..
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  30. Sarasha Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Ah, feels good to have everything work out for once!
    Crap, spoke too soon. Ah, let me go with you at least, Javert. We don't want the fire to spread to the rest of the town, yeah?
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  31. Davian Korran Hatoful Pigeon

    This is very good, gosset. I am trés proud of your progress. Be sure to bring something to barricade the doors from the outside.

    ... ah, oui. Perhaps something to contain the fire with as well. I concede to your point, deputy.
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  32. CuteCat Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    [IMG] ...
    I want out...
    I want out of the city...
    I don't... care m-much other than... that.

    Where are you going? Are you gonna leave?
    ... Please don't go away, don't leave for long... I can't go with you... I'm scared to go ... what if you die? Don't go to... to hard-to-take places, please...
    I don't want to die alone. Please please I just want to go home...
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  33. Anabanana Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    DIS PEAR
    [IMG]

    Damn it, Amanohashi, this is no time to get distracted!

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    Uh oh. The party's already breaking apart.

    [IMG]

    Unfortunately, CuteCat, this is all you can do for Pippy now.

    [IMG]

    Shelby Darlene, these are the clues you wanted.
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  34. Shelby Darlene Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    I don't want to leave you alone, but it isn't safe to stay for very long. I need to go investigate the hotel. Can you watch for zombies while I'm gone?
    We will get out of here and to somewhere safe. We'll both be able to go home.

    EDIT: (NINJA'D)
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  35. Davian Korran Hatoful Pigeon

    ((You sit alone
    And hold your life
    Your only friend
    Is bleeding out
    And everything you need to know;
    You have to get that radio

    Sarcasm aside I feel legimately moved by Shelby and Cat AND I DON'T EVEN LIKE CREEPERCIPAL))
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  36. Shelby Darlene Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    I didn't mean to get distracted! Are you alright Pipsqueak-kun? Maybe I should stay a bit longer...
    (Not an order. Just making a reply to the update, cause it really didn't fit in my last post.)
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  37. Eboby Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    And over here in Terrible, you can see Eboby reading through Shelby and Cat's exchanges while laughing hysterically. Doom is hilarious.

    A song for our two friends:
    It will all be over, and here we are
    we'll die inside this salted earth together.
    You'll pierce my lungs
    my limbs go numb
    as my colors fade out.
    You watch me bleed.
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  38. CuteCat Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    [IMG] ...
    I'll... be okay.
    I'm scared to be alone... I'm not good at watching...
    but...
    but I can make traps. That... can keep me safe, right?

    I wouldn't have to fight then... I'm not... used to fighting...

    maybe I could introduce y-you to, to Faust, once we get out? He's my... my friend. I guess more like my dad... I miss him... h-he always kept me safe.
    He's probably looking for me.
    I'll try to hold on until you come back...
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  39. Shelby Darlene Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    (Now I am actually crying. Thanks.)
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  40. Anabanana Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    DIS PEAR
    This is so perfect because the survivors' photos fade to grey when they die. N-not that I'm saying that you're gonna die, Pips! Oh who am I kidding you're both totally doomed

    And yeah, I'm moved too. Which is why I'm throwing out this little reminder. Shelby Darlene, CuteCat, please for the love of Mary do not forget to search the store you're currently in! I know you've been distracted by nearly dying and all that but seriously OKAY THAT IS THE ONLY BIT OF ADVICE YOU'RE GETTING FROM ME IN THIS RUN AND THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE CUTECAT WAS AWESOME AND BLOODIED UP HER AVATAR FUCK IT WHY DID YOU HAVE TO START CRYING AND MAKE ME BREAK MY RULE /SOB
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