Let's watch Flonne go insane, Let's play Pokémon Quartz!

..what did you say?



Sir, I think your wife is starving, perhaps you should help her.


It's not the perfect place to relax in.


A bit slow, it's been some time since the last gym.
Fontaine....


Oh really? I didn't notice.



.... ... no thanks.


Oh, the floor is made out of ice and snow, how lovely.


The leader is up there..



crazy-lady-who-jumped-out-of-the-waterfall says what?



That's because I'm not.

Hey, "Ashly?" I believe that your legs have swollen, perhaps due to frostbite. You should probably get to a hospital. As in - right now.

What is that in my pouch? I must know. It looks like a baby me and that's kind of a scary thought.

Hahahahaha, I don't care!



Good girl.



Idiot.

[And now, random-moveset screens!]

[I don't use pay day that much, so I'll probably get rid of it later.]


[So cannot wait until I get fly.]


[ Never going to remove sing ever because a Donmai that can't burst into song is a sad Donmai.]


[ Kind of waiting for more water moves but water gun works so far.]


[ Still manages to bite the shit out of things, despite not knowing bite.]

I think it is a baby you.
You just became a mother!
despite in-game self being male.

It shall be my minion and serve you as well, Flonne.

Sweet!
I won't let anything harm your child.

So, if your egg is already sentient... is Egg Bomb murder?

Why isn't baby Umazes part of our team, then?

Umazes don't use egg bomb ever again.

Maybe..it's asleep all of the time?
..or maybe a new egg appears after every time egg bomb is used, I dunno.

It's gathering the energy to awaken...Although it may decide to sleep as long as Baro is still alive. It's safer that way.

...auggh. Damn it, Baro...

I thought this was a kid's game...

Then I'll defeat him quickly!
At least you're not the only blegg now?

I think he would have put every girl in a bikini if he could.

Reading this entire thread in one sitting could not have been good for my mental health.
If you need more people feel free to make me whatever. I'm pretty much immortal so that might be helpful.

Welcome to the madness that is Corna!
Here we have a ten-year old trying to save the entire world together with her pokémon.

And gladly! :D I'm sure there's still mons to spare.

....0,1? That's not that cold.


How is that even a trick? Dumbass.


Yeah, no. You're not touching any of my pokémon.



You can't battle someone and expect them to just take all the hits without hitting back,can you?



I really don't care.



Well, you did only have one Babos..

I know. I've kinda experienced it first hand.



No, I'm just very stubborn.



You do know that you can train with clothes on, don't you? You do? Okay, just checking.


Let's see if you say that after the battle.


Bring it.


Afti kept on using "bite" until coldchick fainted.



DONMAI NO STOP SINGING AND COME BACK

It's oddly creepy when he's left original Ruby lines in. By which I mean the one about it's surprising for your age you like hot springs not... whatever the hell that was.

I think he might have been too lazy to change every line and just decided " yeah that works." and left it there.
Not that I'm complaining, the original ones don't hurt as much.

I suggest sewing his eyelids together to prevent him from seeing your location...just in case he can still communicate with Baro. Cut away all his senses and drive him to the brink of madness before pulling him back to sanity. Fear is a powerful motivator after all.

Never an inappropriate time to burst into song.
Never.

Oh, that's your member card for security clearance.

Now you can get to Strut A, Raiden. :3c

Did not want confirmation of that. D:

Also, the hot springs dialogue... what.

But you might die!
I don't want to lose you.

That's...a very good idea.

I know, it's just..I don't even...

Donmai was,however safe. She put her enemy to sleep and then defeated it.


Damn straight.



" the strenght within."
Thank you.




That's good, now I must be on my way.


" so please take it."

...why would you even have--- ...nevermind.


" so be careful."
Then it is too risky.


...perhaps.


No, I will not.

And then I walked out of the gym.


[ Do note that the house he's leaving is the "herb" shop.]

Does obeying badge powers even matter? Can you trade these... interesting... creatures anywhere?

Nope, not to other players anyway.
Only in-game trades.

Ah, excellent point. I forgot the one bit of sense in the game.

WAIT, IS THAT AKIRA?!

Yes.

Chaos Shiv time.

Would that this hoodie was a time-hoodie...

Time to get vengeance for all his traumatizing ways.

Mon!Eboby gets to bite him again, right? She's kind of hungry.

And mon!Eboby is the father, right? Let's break all of basic biology.

She can bite him however much she wants.
And cut, and headbutt and.. yeah,just.. harm him in every possible way.

And I think that she is!

Unless you want to die,get the hell away.


I'll only take this because I need one, now go the hell away.


So I'm just going to leave now, I want to avoid getting bloody if possible.


...yes, you may attack now guys.


I took the chaos shiv,borrowing it from Afti,and was ready to strike,when suddenly..




Yͥ̓̆ͥͮͬ͗ͤͣͤ͂͛̌̓̐͌ͭ̚͏̷̸͘͏̠͖̥̣͕̖̪͍͕̳̩͙͍͖̫̬̯̮o̢̥̺̹͈͕̖̬̪̯̹̮̺̝͔͕̼͊ͣͫ̆̉̿ͭ̀̿ͯͪ̏̋̌̐̿͋͛̀̀̀̚͟ṷ̸̘̠̻̋ͪ̔̋ͣ̀͘ ̴̶̵̟͎̫͈̳͇̬̜ͬ̿͗̈͊ͥ̎ͪ̋͋ͯ͢͡s̢̧̤̪͖͚͆̅̇͛ͥͯ̏͜h̡̰̬̖͈̦͍̹̤̪̟̳͓͓̬̬̾̆͒̇͑̀ͧ̌͆̍ͥ̌͞ö̸́̍̎͒ͣͫ͛̓ͫͫ̄̄̂ͪ̈ͩ̀̚҉͖͕͍̜̼̰̱̣̠̜̹̖̞̱͎͘ͅȕ̴̲̻̭̞̲͔̳̠͒̋ͥ̌͂̔ͮ̔̋ͦͬ̈̎̈ͣ̊͡l̰͖̯̹͔͖̝̥͙͈̜̜̜̣̭͉̻͓̝̆̓͆͗ͤ͆͐̀̃ͬ͢d̵̸̨̮̰͚̳̯̙̳̺͚͇̝̪̮͕͍̝̻̫ͫ̽̍̍̊̈͐ͭ͢n͈͓̘͚̗̱̣̝̫̞̲̱̤̻͉̙̓̔̀̑̈́ͤ͌̒͂̑ͥ̾̈ͫ̃̈́͟͟'̵̸̧͈͇̬̦̤̣̮͎̟̮̓ͦ̉ͯ̂̋̅ͯͯ̽ͨ̌͋ͩ̔̑͡t̴̠̮̰̼̲͍̩̱͉̱͌̓̆͆ͨ̓̇ͧ̍̅̉͌̃ͪ̏͛ ̶̧͚̳̤̥͙͈̖̖̳͓̰͔̞ͤͭ͒͑̔ͯ͗̽͆̌͆̄̏̐̇̇̊h͛ͣ̽ͭͬ͋̈́ͤ̔́͛͂ͮ̇͢͜͏̷̢͔͇̳͙̳̭ạ̷̷̶̢̺̝̱̬̱̭̮͖̍ͩ̈́͆̐͋͛̃ͮ͝v̓̐ͧ͑͢͢͞҉̡͈̳͕̤̺͓̠̘̟̫͎̪̖̤̳̙e̛͐ͦ͊̔̑̅̉̓̔̎̂̐͗͘͝҉̤̲̲̻͕̗̯̩͓͖̙͙͓̖̬̻͉͍́ ̍ͧ͋͊̋͂͋̿̓ͤ̀͟҉̲̬̱̙̺̺̗͉̤͙͓̼̣ͅd̷̥͓̝̠̺̯̫͕̣̝̠͓͛͂̈̔̆͆͋̉̍̒ͨ͂̓͋ͦ͊̄̚͟͢͜o̸͙̖̟̼͇̰̰͑̉̇͊͛ͫͯ̏̈͂̂͟͠n̷̻̦̘͔̺̳̗̳̥͙̦̠̯̠̳͕͊ͧ̊ͨ̅͗̈ͩ̎̄̃͒͐̔͜ͅȩ̸̮͓̺̥̳̜̗̗̥͓̫̳̠̩̲͍͕͒̄̍ͮ̇̿͛͑ͧͩͬ̈́ͣ̈́ͪ͜͡ ̶̛̫͉͍̥̦̠̻̠̠̦̜̜̣̅ͤͦ͌ͩ͋̽̒́͟t͈̜̯͚͈̠͖̻̮͂̈͒͑͑͛ͣͧͦ̐̏͗ͩ̂̒͞h̶̠̣͔͎͚͓̜̳̤͊̒̿ͬ͑ͮ̒̇͝a̷̧̗̼͓̮͎̙̘͕̲͈̭̟̥̟̰̼̿͒̎̓́͝ͅt̸̴͂̍ͯͫ͋͐̔ͫͨ͋̊̑̇̑̇͡͏̵͓̱̫̹͓̝̭̞̙̞̲.̵͗ͪ͌͛̍͜͞͏̱̙͖͇̰̰.̆̃̀͒̅̔͊͗͐̌͏̕͞͏̨̘͎̝͎̪.ͪ̽̈̑ͭ̃̏͐̕͟͠͏҉̗͎͈̠͖̗͈̟̤̣͖̰ͅ

Remember the plan! Through the heart, and then off with his head.

("... Then you'll go into the next town and....")

O̷̝̠͕̙̮̬̙̗͇̬̞͙̠̞̖̮ͧ̓̃̈̃̌̀̇f͊̅̏̅̃ͫͬͤͣ̐ͦ̆̔ͭ͊ͩ̔̚͏̷̠̬͓̦̼̹͙̻̹̥̦̩͙͎̱͖͜ ̉͆ͮͨ̀̾͒ͯ̉͐̌͌ͣ͌̓̓ͮ̅̅͞͏̸҉̻̱͖͖̜͓̝̰̠̩͖̼ͅc̵̳͙̰̥͖̪͚͐̂ͨ̇͌̋̎̒ͭ̄̂͐ͮ́͑̀͠o̶̡̨̙̰̰͉̪̙̮͓͚̣̯̳̱̹͍̫̞̭̒͋̏̃̇̅ͪ̀̀̈́̀̏͗̅̓͆u̸̶̝̖̖̗͇̞͈̗̫̖ͬ͂̔ͥ̒͘͠ͅr͇͚̻̭͓̬̬̫̝̩̯̣͇̥̳̭͍͎̓͒͆ͫ͊ͭ͐́͐̀̄̀͟ș̴̖̻̬̣͕̰̮̫̖̦̬͔̜̬͉ͯ̽ͣ̓͗͂͠ẽ̶̶͎̳͔͚̰̹͎͉͍̫̝͍̙̼͍͕̀̾ͫ̑̚̕!̣̬̙̤̠̹̂͋͛ͦͪͬ̄ͬ̉̃̈͢͟͞͝

I love how there's no choice for the player.

AND THAT WE'RE TEN YEARS OLD WHAT THE FUCK.

Don't forget the sewing needle and thread! Those eyes won't sew themselves after all!