Let's watch Flonne go insane, Let's play Pokémon Quartz!

There is nothing to be said. We died because we were too weak.

Those that survive this day must redouble their commitment to killing Baro.

Rest well, soldier McKnight. You were a brave mon; braver than most. You will not be forgotten and we will avenge you.

I will come back. Not even death can stop me if my friends and teammates are killed in battle. I may have to cross the boundaries of space and time to do it but believe me, I will come back. And when I do, I will find the one who started all this suffering and pain and I will kill him mercilessly. That's right Baro. You better not sleep at night because I, Becca, am your worst nightmare and I WILL FIND YOU.

This... this is not a good gym. This is a bad, bad, Full Restore abusing gym.

Rest in peace, McKnight.

Maybe, but in all seriousness, taking a moment to get inside Baro's head (I actually shivered typing that....) might help with some tactical decisions going forward since this leader is giving some particularly hefty trouble and it's only the midgame. When survival is a priority, it's good to know what particular kinds of balls-to-the-wall silliness your darling nemesis fancies. And stuff.

I'd hate to see this quest cut down in its prime!

...True. And I can tell you what to expect:

TMs you don't have access to yet, random coverage moves that the Pokémon in question shouldn't even learn, and lots and lots of Full Restores.

This is your future.

There needs a lot of offscreen grinding perhaps.

Oh!

If we meet a cool Ghost later on, and there's no one ahead of me in line, can I have it?

Of course Afti.

My lady is crying, yet I can not do a thing. My memory may be clouded, but I know never have I felt this useless.
My lady, I have not but words now, but please, please raise your head. I know the pain is unbearable, but you must fight on. Remember what I said about death; for us, it is a relief that we have helped you, we fear it nowhere near as much as the thought of never having meet you. We love you forever.

Who is...? Ah, you must be the other one who spoke to her; now I can hear you. It needs not be said, but defend her. Be her sword of vengeance, help her to fulfill that which destiny has handed her. I trust you and the rest of her knights to guard her throughout her hardships. For now, I shall try to protect her mind, but soon, soon, I shall be able to truly call you comrade.

("IT NEEDS TO RAIN COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF FAKEMON EGGS!")

This world has finally shown its true colours. Have we made Baro take notice of our plot? Is this why he has sent the leader to destroy our comrades? Has Baro become serious?
But no, we must not falter, he has hurt too many comrades, killed far too many. We must purge this gym to avenge our fallen comrades.

May Afti and McKnight Rest in Peace...or haunt Baro using various implements, whichever is fine

Afti, McKnight, it was a short yet sweet tine we spent together... :(

No, it's okay... this is a great decision! :D
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to hang out with Pikachu and Kuriboh now.

I... um... have a sad song.

htrhjt oh guys.


you always make such epic posts while I'm asleep.

I can barely think, all I can see is both Afti and McKnight.
However, I must be strong, unless I want to lose yet another one, I must be strong.


Die,murderer.


Despite it's poison attacks, Zelipzo easily defeats Lionegosh.


And now, Umazes demands revenge.


You bastard.

MORE WATER GUN,UMAZES!


I...I did it..
Afti! McKnight, I did it I--......
...............


...you had fun...killing my pokémon..?



You should be worried about the fact that Eboby is trying to eat your face,Benito.
Take it as a hint.


...you laugh so quickly after killing Afti and McKnight..?
Unforgivable...
And then, I heard the sound of someone getting stabbed.

what

It hurts, it hurts.
It's so painful and yet I feel so cold at the same time.
Is this how you deal with your enemies, Baro?
Or is this simply a warning, to let me know that you are aware of my plans?
Are you telling me to cease and desist?
I will never cease and desist.
Ahh...I can't get up....this...can't be the end...can it?
...Someone's coming over here..who..?
... .. dad...?

I woke up outside the gym, with my remaining pokémon guarding me closely.
I tried to sit up, but felt intense pain in both of my shoulders, and left knee.
However, my eyes caught something...something..horrible.
Something unforgivable.

WHAT

("... What the actual fuck?

At least it wasn't... no... that's next, isn't it?

OH DEAR JESUS GOD NO!")

there is no god

there is no god

there is no god

I'm scared.

Afti and McKnight are not here anymore - no even all of their bodies.
Before me I can see McKnight's ears covered in blood,and his glasses.
And Afti...ohgod...Afti...
Only his skin and some pieces of his fur remains,covered with blood.
Who would do such a sick thing?!
Who would chop up the corpses of pokémon!?
..........
Baro.
And then, the pokébar rang.

what does the sound of someone being stabbed even sound like
does it sound like 'ow i was stabbed' or
maybe someone was just cutting their sandwich or their steak or something
right
right

Farbird would
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK FLONNE

kersplat?
the sound of blood splattering onto something?
uhh..something!

Story! :D

("CALM DOWN DOKOSU!

Farbird's too far away to do any real damage!")

I CAN'T CALM DOWN
MY AVATAR FREAKS ME THE FUCK OUT

FLONNE

TAKE ME OUT OF THE PC.

I THIRST FOR BLOOD.

Trigger warning - If you do not like blood and gore,even in text-form, you probably shouldn't read the spoiler tag.

HOLY FLYING PURPLE TUNA SALADS!!!!
Shit, what the hell just happened. This, this, I just can't
How could he? Could he not have let them rest in peace? Why must he defile their bodies?! Please tell me this is just a nightmare.
But no, I am not even in the world yet, even nightmares cannot be this horrific. It is real.
I'm scared, I don't want to--
But I shan't back down, Flonne is right, fear would only fuel Baro's glee. Flonne and her pokemon have it much worse, stuck in the never ending hell of watching their comrades dies, in an apocalypse of their own.
I won't back down, Mark my words Baro, You will go down. And I will be there, whether dead by that time or in the box. But I will never give you peace. Even now, I shall haunt you. Watch your dreams Baro, because I'll be there. Waiting.

We should name a Fakemon Christian Bale/CBale and make it crash Baro's party.

Baro seeks to erode your will by desecrating the bodies of your only allies in this world but know this: We all voluntarily signed up for this. You freed us from the grasp of Baro and showed us the true nature of the region. The very least we can do is assist you in your quest to bring things back to how they should be. Even those who have not yet joined you will gladly give their lives for your cause because we know it is the right one. We will never leave your side, even in death.

Never fear, for you are not alone. We will face Baro together and we will destroy him.

Perhaps the next filk here should be based on the Wicked musical's song "What is This Feeling".

I know I have a few I am holding until appropriate story-wise.

The wounds which you have taken will prove fatal.

Unless...

Remember, Corna is a realm built entirely by thought. Baro's thought, normally - but this is not because his will is insurmountable; it's because the other denizens of this place have been forcibly subjugated to him.

Civilized peoples the world over serve a last meal to the condemned, and I sincerely hope that my flesh is exquisite in that role. But if you die here, Baro is unstoppable.

This is a world of puppets, your body included - and you must learn to pull the strings.

It sounds really wet and squishy. Try crushing a bunch of grapes, some orange slices, grapefruit, pomegranate seeds- they all make a similar noise. Plus a creepy grinding noise if you hit bone. Source of knowledge: I have actually been stabbed before. And believe me if you have heard something be stabbed before you will recognize it.

Baro you're a dick stop that. I can't be that freaked out, SOMETHING has to be killed to be eaten in the pokemon world and there are only pokemon, so...

ALSO THIS IS SORT OF HARD TO READ.
Because.
I think of Baro of B1A4.
And then I get really sad because why would he do that.

I'm so sorry to hear that you've been stabbed before! ;_;
Here, puppies for you!

I went to the hill where I have already buried two previous comrades.
However...this time...I...I can't bury their bodies properly.
Please forgive me.

This time we all dig, perhaps we were all hoping to bury all of our sorrows as well, so that we could find the strenght to continue.
This time I carve the letters myself,while tears run down my cheeks.


" Advisor and Oracle, he was taken from this world much too soon,and will be very missed.
May he find peace in death. "

I hold his Chaos Shiv in my hands, ready to bury it along with what small remains of him there was.
...When I suddenly heard his voice from the other side, asking me to use his remains to make a hilt, as he would now live in the Chaos Shiv... nay.. the Chaos Sword.
I will fullfill this wish, sadly this makes me unable to bury anything here for the time being...
But when this journey ends..
I shall bury the sword here.
I hum a tune, and Zelipzo and Donmai both join in on it.
And finally, I plant Bird's-foot Trefoil seeds at the grave.
It means revenge - and these flowers shall be my promise to Afti.
We will avenge his death.

Mckniiiiight!

Okay, shit just got real. Flonne, please level grind with mon!Eboby for a little while.

We need her to build her strength, because it's time to out-psychopath Baro.