Let's watch Flonne go insane, Let's play Pokémon Quartz!

Hey bugs can be delicious and many persons eat them :T

If anything, Lion King taught me that taste bloody amazing. Just like chicken.

And now I'm peckish before bedtime again. Goddamnit.

Yeah, but I wouldn't want to eat any of the bug Pokemon. Most of them are poisonous!

Tell that to a ten year old. :P

This.

SO MANY LIKES (if I could) - BECAUSE LION KING.

LION KING IS THE BEST THING EVER AND THE FIRST THING I WATCHED IN A CINEMA.

And then I cried and cried and cried because Mufasa.

I watched it in a Cinema when I was little!
The battle at the end just got so epic with the improved sound.

What.


From..Amber?
But how did she..
There must be some kind of mistake?
Well,might as well listen..it's not like there's a decline call button anyway..


Oh..my pokébar just picked it up..I better keep quiet..



Why would you do that? It won't work the way you want it to.



You must be talking about Annie..?


Amber, you're not evil. You're just very stupid.


For the last time, it's called bountyhunter.
And maybe YOU are the reason,hm?



Oh,really? Wanna bet?



Ah crap.

Technically speaking, the sun is a giant ball of flaming gas that never stops shining. Guys, all we need to do to stop Team Amber is explain that when the sun goes down it doesn't actually disappear from the universe until the next morning.

Or we could, if this game followed any sort of logic.

Logic...? Quartz..?
I don't follow.
It's kinda sad that even the ten year old understands but they don't.

.....Maybe I should go stop them.
The kotokabes don't deserve to get kidnapped.

I'm very tempted to take Afti and just cut the pokébar in two, but I know that it will just regenerate and follow me.
So I just continue.


...what the hell?


No, you really didn't.


Obviously?


Should I know?


That's some weird lo-....nothing.


Not strong enough.


I..guess I can see the point in that? Somewhat?



Duh.


Wait what.

And then Eboby got to cut lots of grass.

That's...nice for a change.


My pokémon are pretty hurt.. maybe I can sneak past this guy...


Yes.



....of course he is, of course.



So this is what Cloud Temple looks like..
..I can't get to the next town from here yet..
I'll just go all the way back and heal my pokémon.


You can be the asshole who hurt Donmai. Because you are.




...D.. Donmai....?

... Does this mean I'm beautiful enough to romance human men now, master?!
:DDDD

I have to admit, I do actually like that Imakuni (Technically, it's Imakuni? with a question mark) is a recurring character in Corna. He suits the bizarre atmosphere really well. I'm guessing he doesn't purposely confuse his own Pokemon like he does in his original game, though. Also, because it immediately came to mind upon seeing him, here's his theme.

S-Sure.. knock yourself out.
Here, let me just give you the silk scarf first.

I never actually played the cardgame-games!
So it does put some light on the references there,thanks! :)

It seems to me that Band Ambar would be much better off, I dunno, stealing car batteries.

("ENOUGH!")

("On a different note, I used to own the GBC Pokemon Card Game. So much fun." <3)

...I quite like that I look like a harbinger of death. I shall be faithfully waiting for the day when I can tear at the entrails of your enemies, master. <3

It would help their cause so much more.

O-okay ;_;
I really need to try that game.

Thank you.

You're definitely one of the better designed Fakemon here. Sure, Agoir is creepy looking but it actually has an interesting design. It's one of very few Corna Fakemon that have even close to a decent chance of passing as a real Pokemon.

Also, wow, Agoir is REALLY heavy compared to real owls.

Poke Donmai reminds me of Lumpy Space Princess.

Pictured: Fakemon!Donmai

All the more weight for my talons to tear open flesh. <3

WAIT, YOU CAN CUT THAT STUPID GRASS?

... why wouldn't you be able to, really.. Man, I'm thick.

I'm pretty sure real owls aren't actually four feet tall.

Hrmmm... curiosity is over-powering...
-One google later-
The internet informs me that the Great Horned Owl (which I'm guessing is what the Agoir is based on) is actually can be around five feet tall but only weigh around 1.3 to 5.7 lbs (depending on the sub-species) Birds are generally quite light, they have to to be able to fly. I believe most birds, owls including, have hollow bones.
Soooo, Baro messed up again!
The more you kno- oh wait we already knew that.

They do have hollow bones. They have to be relatively light to be able to stay in flight.

Willo, this means you cannot fly T_T

Your particular brand of Internet is confusing height with wingspan re: owls, I believe, but regardless, the weight proportionality on Agoir is definitely quite a bit off.

Let's train a little bit before we go beat Band Ambar..


....A Weedo...


I guess that would have been Fontaine's final form....


NO. NO MORE KILLING MY POKÉMON.



I don't think he likes you,Donmai. :(
Yes Eboby,you can headbutt him.



...uh-huh.


These badges are ugly.


Yeah... I think you're mistaken.
I'm the one who's going to inflict hurt on the thugs inside.


Yeah,no. That's not happening.


You're not a very good guard,are you?

No it won't.
Really, you're just wasting your time.


How can you not notice Band Ambar everywhere.
Adults are useless.




....what?


Yes I will.



Yeah no, I don't do stuff like that to my mom.


...why would you say that to a enemy, what kind of lo--
Silly Flonne,you need to stop asking people that.



Oh, Castform..is that you?
You poor thing..

C-Castform......

I think the word you're looking for is "strong".


If you made it rain that is.


Yeah,me.


Wanna bet?



Looks like you can't win over me,huh?


Yeah, pretty much.


Told you so.



Yeah, you tell yourself that.


No you don't.


Yeah, about that...

What is that.



You certainly have!


But here's the thing, you're not helping them.


Go train now,okay?



Really? Oh,thank you so much!


.......................

Oh, oops, right. I apologize.

I... realize this? I'm sorry if I angered anyone.

The poor thing has mutated so much that it carries a mask in shame.

Angry? I was just sad for Fakemon you. And then I started thinking about how an owl-shaped creature that cannot fly survives and then I realized logic and Pokémon Quartz.

OH okay, I see. Sorry! I thought you were joking but the T_T threw me off, since I'm used to that expressing 'dead-pan' or 'annoyance'. And that's not Fakemon me, it's Haniel's.
Yeaaah, that Fakemon is really kind of sad. It has a sort of cool design and idea, but the lack of actual talent and logic behind it just kills it.

Sorry for derailing!

I'll try to catch you soon,though!
The " you can only catch the first thing in a new route" does make catching everyone a bit slow though.

Ah! Right, yes! I need to learn how to read some day. My bad. I usually use T_T when I am sad, though.

Just difference in interpretation then. It's funny how different people can interpet things like emotes due to how they learn the emote or how they see it.

I just looked up Kotokabes to remember how they look and oh god I forgot how weird they look. Just... I wonder why Baro made this hack because he doesn't seem to have any idea how to design Pokemon. They all feel like it's forced or just filler, no real orignal ideas..