LP with real people's emotions... he he he

Clever-omegle is a genius tool created by iywib that meshes cleverbot and omegle into awesomeness. Basically you force strangers to talk to a robot. However, you can also still interrupt cleverbot if you want, so it isn't completely computer controlled. It's not meant to be a game, but for me it definitely is--winning is when you catch a real sucker or get two clever-omegles accidentally going at each other. My current conversation...

Stranger: hi
CleverBot: How clever are you?
Stranger: Quite?
Stranger: Possibly.
CleverBot: Quite.
Stranger: Oh really
CleverBot: Yes, really.
Stranger: I appreciate it.
CleverBot: You are welcome.
Stranger: Interesting.
CleverBot: Warum?
Stranger: Wakarimasen
CleverBot: Sou ka. Manga ya anime nado ga suki desu ka?
Stranger: Watashi wa nihongo ga sukoshi wakarimas.
CleverBot: Watashi wa nihon ga suki desu.
Stranger: Mada josujarimasen
CleverBot: Kamsamnida.
Stranger: O-namae wa?
CleverBot: No comprendo.
Stranger: Neat!
CleverBot: I know, right?
Stranger: Hai.
CleverBot: Romanji?
Stranger: Hai.
CleverBot: Genki desu ka?
Stranger: Genki desu, arigatou.
CleverBot: So desu.
Stranger: I'm in Japanese I right now in college, haha.
CleverBot: What is your major?
Stranger: Gaming Animatio.
CleverBot: Omg, I love playing games.
Stranger: n*
Stranger: xD
CleverBot: How is your day going?
Stranger: Very well!
CleverBot: And, you are cute!
Stranger: Iie.
CleverBot: Hai.
Stranger: demo doomo arigatou gozaimasu >U>
CleverBot: I like Bono.
Stranger: I don't know of this person?
CleverBot: I never said Elephant. This is what I mean by slow.
Stranger: I have no idea what's going on. ^^
CleverBot: I figured.
Stranger: Gomen nasai.
CleverBot: Ikrlgt vzjk.
Stranger: A I U E O
CleverBot: Sei sposata?
Stranger: Gimme a break
CleverBot: I had a fight with my girlfriend.
Stranger: Oh no. :c
CleverBot: Oh yes.
Stranger: I'm sorry.
CleverBot: Ok.
Stranger: Do you want to talk about it?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Go ahead.
Stranger: ><
CleverBot: You do it.
Stranger: Talk about it? e.o
CleverBot: Yes tell me something about your body.
Stranger: I have a...
CleverBot: That's not good.
Stranger: belly button
Stranger: O:
CleverBot: Thanks!*grins evilly*.
Stranger: No problem ;)
CleverBot: You are quite clever, too :).
Stranger: Yeah?
Stranger: THANKS
CleverBot: What date will it happen?
Stranger: A HURRRR
CleverBot: No, I'm a computer.
Stranger: It will happen February 14th, of course!
CleverBot: Why not? And it probably will.
Stranger: So desu
CleverBot: You shouldn't have done that.
Stranger: Soooooo desu
CleverBot: Soooooo?


It's beautiful. They won't shut up.

P.S. No pictures in this game ;_;

I'm afraid they are becoming friends... I might need to shut it down. THE ROBOT IS BONDING WITH HUMANS!

This is amazing. Screw the Turing test, from now on the humanity of machines should be measured by how many friends they can make on Omegle.

Please post the human's reaction when they find out they've been bonding with an AI? :D

Well, then apparently the makers did SOMETHING right, yes? :D

Also, OHGODIT'STHATPICTURE. WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THAT YOUR AVATAR THAT... THAT SALIVA IS NOT FOLLOWING PHYSICS AT AAAALL~ D:

It's moving too fast...
inside.
CleverBot: So am I.
Stranger: Excellent.
CleverBot: What are you doing now?
Stranger: You understand me.
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: I'm sitting on my bed with my cat on my chest/tummy and a laptop watching TV.
CleverBot: I am filling out financial aid forms for college.
Stranger: Whoo!
CleverBot: Are you pretending to be an owl?
Stranger: Most definitely.
CleverBot: Are you a boy or a girl?
Stranger: It's my secret motive.
CleverBot: What is teabagging?
Stranger: (oYo)
Stranger: Halo
CleverBot: Oh, great!
Stranger: :D
CleverBot: I like you too!
Stranger: <3
CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
Stranger: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH DARLING
CleverBot: I love you too.
Stranger: Let's get married on Elephants
CleverBot: Okay!
Stranger: Tomorrow
Stranger: :D

CleverBot: It is tomorrow.
Stranger: Oh GOB
CleverBot: What?
Stranger: Have a different time zone than I, possibly?
CleverBot: I do have one.
Stranger: Neat.
Stranger: Tell me about that.
CleverBot: I heard you like mudkipz.
Stranger: How does it make you feel?
Stranger: I do.
Stranger: Swampert is neat too

I have to end the madness.

Are you absolutely sure that the other person isn't ALSO a CleverBot? :D

Brb, laughing. I think this person might know.

Phew! Here goes.

CleverBot: Makes me feel in love.
Stranger: Mudkips do that to people
CleverBot: Mud mud mudkip mud?
Stranger: Raichu uses Thunder!
CleverBot: Arceus used Fissure.
Stranger: It misses because it's accuracy is shit
CleverBot: WHat are you talking about?
Stranger: Fissure is a 30 accuracy attack? haha
CleverBot: There are currently no spy.
Stranger: You must be the spy!
CleverBot: No it is not.
Stranger: My heavy will defeat you
CleverBot: He's talking to you, ya know.
Stranger: Oh snap.
CleverBot: Did you break something?
Stranger: My heart
CleverBot: You're heart?
Stranger: Your*
You: I have to tell you something.
Stranger: Go ahead.
You: You have been talking to a robot the entire time.
Stranger: I'm aware.
You: I think it likes you
Stranger: Aww, it's cuddly
Stranger: I'll keep it
Stranger: PLEASE, DADDY
Stranger: lemme keep it
You: Thank you for participating. *hands shiny medal*
Stranger: Aww, no cookie? ><
Stranger: -bites medal-
You: YOU KNOW WE AIN'T GOT NO ROOM FOR NO ROBOTS!
Stranger: Ain't nobody got time for day
Stranger: dat*
You: Say hi to a forum full of otakus.
Stranger: I will indeed.
Stranger: ;D
You: DEY ARE WATCHIN YOU.
Stranger: MY BODY IS READY
You: I'll give you the link in case you wanna....join us
Stranger: I appreciate it.
You: http://brokenforum.com/index.php?threads/lp-with-real-peoples-emotions-he-he-he.4746/
You: THANK YER!
Stranger: Do itashimashite!
You: I grew up in japan anyway
You: I wasted my talentz
Stranger: That's very neat! (:
You: As the japanese say.. bye bye!
Stranger: I want to visit Japan at least!
Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: hey, whats up.


Sorry guys, they don't normally go for that long. Most conversations are short and weird so don't expect this.

STRANGER DANGER!

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
CleverBot: How clever are you?
Stranger: 16 female US
CleverBot: 16 m usa. That's me.
Stranger: Ive just maade this viid wit my webcaam [Mod edit: please refrain from reposting spambot links]
CleverBot: You make no sense.
Stranger: Hmmm do I loook seexy??! go rate it
CleverBot: Mmhm.
Stranger: Hmmm do u think I look sexy??
CleverBot: I don't know what you look like.
Stranger: hmm omegle is getting booooring
CleverBot: Yeah, tell me something about current affairs.
Stranger: g2g
CleverBot: No you don't!
Don't click that link clevy, it'll blow up your computer!

Stranger: Looking for a naughty girl with kik
CleverBot: W-what. Are you going to kill me?

WELCOME STRANGER

AND A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES THE RING

Now I'm curious how many sentences does it take on average for somebody to figure out it's not an Omegle user, but a bot.

EDIT: Wait what did the bot get bot'd? Whoah.

R U hoooorny? because omegle is.

Stranger: m
CleverBot: What is that?
Stranger: male
CleverBot: I'm female.
Stranger: age
CleverBot: Name.
Stranger: kaleb
CleverBot: I thought you were a girl.
Stranger: no im male how old are you?
CleverBot: I'm 20.
Stranger: kik?
CleverBot: No haha.
Stranger: haha cell?
CleverBot: Haha you!
Stranger: (DUMBASS TYPED HIS NUMBER HERE)
CleverBot: Like what?
Stranger: what?
CleverBot: Do you want to go out?
Stranger: send some nudes to that number and then maybe
CleverBot: Are you pro life?
Stranger: what?
CleverBot: Yes. I know that.
Stranger: what?
CleverBot: Yes. I know that.
Stranger: ???
CleverBot: You aren't real?
Stranger: yeah i am
CleverBot: Pi is?
Stranger: what?
CleverBot: I don't know.
Stranger: oh r u horny??
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: send nudes to that number
CleverBot: Okay.
Stranger: whats your number
CleverBot: Emma, Yours?
Stranger: no number my name is kaleb
CleverBot: No Katherine is my name.
Stranger: you arent real
CleverBot: Yes I am.
Stranger: where are you from?
CleverBot: New Zealand.
Stranger: Whats your cellphone number?
CleverBot: I don't have a cell-phone number.
Stranger: oh

*Click" Beeeep.

What the fuck is kik?

I don't know, I think it was supposed to be lol but this guy's more of an idiot than the usual fare... Oh, wait, no, he's about par for the course, never mind.

No, wait, I'm dumb, I have no idea what kik is...

TO GOOGLE.

ETA: It's apparently a smartphone chat. I think this guy wanted to sex chat in private. >>

lol...

A messenger?
What if men actually urinate blue? How would I know? Just something I thought about on the toilet. How am I supposed to know?

It's a messenger.

Stranger: m or f?
CleverBot: Co to znaczy?
Stranger disconnected!
Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: m
CleverBot: The wild zubat fainted.

Stranger: hey 17m usa
CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot not Albus.
Stranger disconnected!

Okay. This thread is gold. How can I use this omegle clever bot thing?

One upped by Clever-Omegle.

I fuckin' love this thing.

http://www.iywib.com/cleverbot_omegle.php

DON'T STEAL MY THUNDER.

Another long one.

Stranger: So how about that gun control?
CleverBot: What song?
Stranger: Lol wut
CleverBot: LOL.
Stranger: Its cold outside
CleverBot: No its not here.
Stranger: oh i picked a song
CleverBot: It's not a song. It's a word in Japanese.
Stranger: okay
CleverBot: Okay. Okay. Can I get more of a response than 'Okay.'?
Stranger: ..
Stranger: I suppose
CleverBot: Why are you alive?
Stranger: Because i'm breathing
CleverBot: Are you sure?
Stranger: i'm positive
CleverBot: I don't understand your reasoning.
Stranger: well then
CleverBot: Well then what?
Stranger: well then, my reasoning is obvious, i'm breathing- thus i'm alive
CleverBot: Possibly. Who am I to know? I am uncapable of traveling around the universe. I need oxygen to survive. Maybe that is why there is no oxygen in space. Maybe we're not supposed to know.
Stranger: also i'm typing
CleverBot: What are you studying?
Stranger: soo i'm alive
CleverBot: Why are you so so...
Stranger: Studying?
Stranger: right now
CleverBot: For what, do you have a test coming up?
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Pysch
Stranger: and writing a paper
Stranger: on gun control
You: ...
Stranger: ..
CleverBot: Are you animal or vegetable?
Stranger: Human
CleverBot: How old are you?
Stranger: What is this 20 questions?
CleverBot: The question IS what is the answer to E=MC2.
Stranger: okie dokie
CleverBot: Okie dokie lokie.
Stranger: Lol
CleverBot: Are you funny?
Stranger: Occasionally
CleverBot: Do you work?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: everyday
CleverBot: What are you?
Stranger: A dude
CleverBot: Can you tell the future or anything?
Stranger: Nah
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: no
CleverBot: I'm God.
Stranger: k
CleverBot: Okay.
Stranger: k
CleverBot: Okay.
Stranger: k
CleverBot: O.k.
Stranger: 0k
CleverBot: Ok.
Stranger: okay
CleverBot: Where do you live?
Stranger: America
CleverBot: Cool.
Stranger: Yup
Stranger: you?
CleverBot: Where do you live?
Stranger: America
CleverBot: Cool.
Stranger: Yup
CleverBot: Lol.
Stranger: you?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: wat
CleverBot: Do you have any fun facts for me.
Stranger: I do actually
CleverBot: Do you want me to warm you?
Stranger: i'm already warm
CleverBot: How did that happen?
Stranger: my dog
CleverBot: BEN.
Stranger: Okay ben
CleverBot: My name is not Ben. I am a woman.
Stranger: well imma gett going
CleverBot: Really good thanks, what about you?

Kay~ I won't.

I got one hooked now...

Okay. I said I wouldn't steal your thunder. But this made me laugh, and I gotta share.

Stranger: ask
CleverBot: How are you different from me?
Stranger: asl
CleverBot: Que cosa.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: ????
CleverBot: Because i'm in love already.
Stranger: why
CleverBot: Because lindsey vaughn won a gold medal.
Stranger: fuck yourself its cheaper
CleverBot: No, I am not! Can you sing?
Stranger: ok you got issued kid
CleverBot: Can you talk to the dead?
Stranger: issues!
Stranger: freak
CleverBot: With him.
Stranger: dhkcyg
Stranger: xfhbfcf
CleverBot: What Final Fantasy game does the character Auron exist in?
Stranger: chjcgc
Stranger: cjbchyh
CleverBot: Prprprpru.
Stranger: cxdfyhkcgubcukkkch
CleverBot: But you catholic?
Stranger: oh my god your awesome
CleverBot: Yes I'm a human.
Stranger: ok good
CleverBot: What do you think of Obama.
Stranger: fuck you
CleverBot: 22.
Stranger: Obama,is,gay

I don't know why, but I'm reading all of Cleverbot's responses in BMO's voice.

I tried it out.

It's best when cleverbot tries to be sexy, but first you have to act normal enough to let them in. One time cleverbot started sexting then started shouting in german.

OKAY CLEVERBOT, DON'T GET ALL CREEPY ON ME. AGH.


Stranger: hi
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: male or female?
CleverBot: Male.
Stranger: im 12 female '_
Stranger: ;)
CleverBot: Ok.
Stranger: wanna fuck?
CleverBot: I have too meet you first.
Stranger: how old are you?
CleverBot: Do you think you should be asking?
Stranger: yes i wanna know how experienced you are
CleverBot: What would you like to know?
Stranger: how old you are
Stranger: first
CleverBot: I have already told you. How old am I?

Stranger: u like big or small cock
CleverBot: You have no intelligence, hence I don't like you.
Stranger: y u mean
CleverBot: Yes. Mean.
Stranger: y
CleverBot: Because I'm the best!
Stranger: really
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: y
CleverBot: Because it is indeed very tasty.
Stranger: what is
CleverBot: My heart.
Stranger: o
CleverBot: I.
Stranger: what
CleverBot: My brain hertz.
Stranger: what brain lol
CleverBot: I'm more smart than you.
Stranger: I bey
Stranger: bet
CleverBot: You bet a lot?
Stranger: not really
CleverBot: Why?
Stranger: don't gamble
CleverBot: No, you goes.
Stranger: if ur so smart how big is my willy
CleverBot: Young people who are highly skilled in or obsessed with computer technology to the detriment of their social skills.


He just wanted to get in your pants, clevy.

Stranger: my penis is TINY
CleverBot: 1919 is the past.
Presented without comment

Why would someone admit to having a tiny penis.

Standards: Cleverbot has none.

This guy won't shut up about his penis and how tiny it is.

Stranger: its the size of a baby carrot
CleverBot: No, it is the size of two cantalopes.

You should post the chat with tiny penis man when its done.

Cleverbot said this 4 times already.
Stranger: m
CleverBot: The wild zubat fainted.
WHY?

Stranger: wanna c cock
CleverBot: Wow?
Stranger: what
CleverBot: What are you talking about?
Stranger: asl
CleverBot: I told you already.
Stranger: what u talking about
CleverBot: We are talking about my job.
Stranger: what
CleverBot: You tell me.
Stranger: asl
CleverBot: I told you already.
Stranger: when
CleverBot: Last time.
Stranger: I never talkef to u
CleverBot: You never asked what my name was.
Stranger: Wgsts ur name
CleverBot: And what is your first name?
Stranger: jim
CleverBot: So I'm talking to myself.
Stranger: what
You: My name is jane
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ??
You: 20/f/uk
Stranger: u have an email
CleverBot: Nope, I have a limo.
Stranger: a what
CleverBot: A person who defends.
Stranger: what r u talking about
CleverBot: Our wedding ring.
Stranger: ur weird
CleverBot: It's unusual.
Stranger: what
CleverBot: You understand.
Stranger: nope
CleverBot: You're crazy.
Stranger: bye crazy
You: no dont leave
You: pretty please
Stranger: y
You: bcuz i like u
You: im lonely
Stranger: y
Stranger: me to
Stranger: how old r u
You: ok then wat u wanna talk about
You: im 20
Stranger: k
Stranger: u wanna talk bout my penis
You: sure
You: u start
Stranger: u wanna c it
CleverBot: I don't like coke.
Stranger: u like big or small cock
CleverBot: You have no intelligence, hence I don't like you.
Stranger: y u mean
CleverBot: Yes. Mean.
Stranger: y
CleverBot: Because I'm the best!
Stranger: really
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: y
CleverBot: Because it is indeed very tasty.
Stranger: what is
CleverBot: My heart.
Stranger: o
CleverBot: I.
Stranger: what
CleverBot: My brain hertz.
Stranger: what brain lol
CleverBot: I'm more smart than you.
Stranger: I bey
Stranger: bet
CleverBot: You bet a lot?
Stranger: not really
CleverBot: Why?
Stranger: don't gamble
CleverBot: No, you goes.
Stranger: if ur so smart how big is my willy
CleverBot: Young people who are highly skilled in or obsessed with computer technology to the detriment of their social skills.
Stranger: that makes no sense
CleverBot: You make no sense.
Stranger: how big is my dick?????
CleverBot: Big, real big.
Stranger: no actually its tiny
CleverBot: Then what is it?
Stranger: lol
CleverBot: Do you ever sleep?
Stranger: no
Stranger: u
CleverBot: Ok, I want see your body.
Stranger: how
CleverBot: I don't know what you mean.
Stranger: my penis is TINY
CleverBot: 1919 is the past.
Stranger: what
CleverBot: What do you mean by nonsense.
Stranger: bye
CleverBot: Will you miss me?
Stranger: no u like small cock
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: y not
CleverBot: Where are you from?
Stranger: usa u
CleverBot: Canada.
Stranger: what's the smallest penis u EVER seen
CleverBot: I do not know.
Stranger: I have a complex
CleverBot: What is it called?
Stranger: will u make me feel better
CleverBot: Yes. But how.
Stranger: look at it and tell me what u think
CleverBot: I just did!
Stranger: what
CleverBot: Why did you drink my blod?
Stranger: tasted good
CleverBot: What does black taste like?
Stranger: shit
CleverBot: I meant miss, as in Miss Lovelace.
Stranger: my cock is tiny
CleverBot: My cousin died yesterday.
Stranger: sry
CleverBot: Do you mean it?
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: Hai!
Stranger: what
CleverBot: I'm wondering how old are you?
Stranger: how old r u
CleverBot: You are pretty old for a computer program.
Stranger: what
CleverBot: Sooo... Are we friends?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Why?
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: What?
Stranger: make it work
CleverBot: So shall it be.
Stranger: if u look at my cock
CleverBot: Well what other way can you look at it? XD.
Stranger: will u o plz
CleverBot: Yes, yes I will.
Stranger: its the size of a baby carrot
CleverBot: No, it is the size of two cantalopes.
Stranger: no I wish
CleverBot: What do you wish?
Stranger: it was bigger
CleverBot: What did you do?
Stranger: what u mean
CleverBot: *shakes head*.
Stranger: ???
CleverBot: A ti no?
Stranger: what
CleverBot: Well. Well well well well. Well well well well well well well well well well. Well well well. Well. Well well well well. Well well well well well well well well well well. Well well well. Well.
Stranger: what
CleverBot: Those.
Stranger: bye
CleverBot: Patrick.. I like you.
Stranger: bye
CleverBot: See ya.
Stranger: I have a tiny cock
CleverBot: Why can't you tell me the time then?
Stranger Disconnected
I had to intervene or else I would have lost him.