LP with real people's emotions... he he he

Discussion in 'The Mysterious Category of Other' started by The Snarkmonster, Jan 17, 2013.

  1. The Snarkmonster Armchair Designer

    Clever-omegle is a genius tool created by iywib that meshes cleverbot and omegle into awesomeness. Basically you force strangers to talk to a robot. However, you can also still interrupt cleverbot if you want, so it isn't completely computer controlled. It's not meant to be a game, but for me it definitely is--winning is when you catch a real sucker or get two clever-omegles accidentally going at each other. My current conversation...

    Stranger: hi
    CleverBot: How clever are you?
    Stranger: Quite?
    Stranger: Possibly.
    CleverBot: Quite.
    Stranger: Oh really
    CleverBot: Yes, really.
    Stranger: I appreciate it.
    CleverBot: You are welcome.
    Stranger: Interesting.
    CleverBot: Warum?
    Stranger: Wakarimasen
    CleverBot: Sou ka. Manga ya anime nado ga suki desu ka?
    Stranger: Watashi wa nihongo ga sukoshi wakarimas.
    CleverBot: Watashi wa nihon ga suki desu.
    Stranger: Mada josujarimasen
    CleverBot: Kamsamnida.
    Stranger: O-namae wa?
    CleverBot: No comprendo.
    Stranger: Neat!
    CleverBot: I know, right?
    Stranger: Hai.
    CleverBot: Romanji?
    Stranger: Hai.
    CleverBot: Genki desu ka?
    Stranger: Genki desu, arigatou.
    CleverBot: So desu.
    Stranger: I'm in Japanese I right now in college, haha.
    CleverBot: What is your major?
    Stranger: Gaming Animatio.
    CleverBot: Omg, I love playing games.
    Stranger: n*
    Stranger: xD
    CleverBot: How is your day going?
    Stranger: Very well!
    CleverBot: And, you are cute!
    Stranger: Iie.
    CleverBot: Hai.
    Stranger: demo doomo arigatou gozaimasu >U>
    CleverBot: I like Bono.
    Stranger: I don't know of this person?
    CleverBot: I never said Elephant. This is what I mean by slow.
    Stranger: I have no idea what's going on. ^^
    CleverBot: I figured.
    Stranger: Gomen nasai.
    CleverBot: Ikrlgt vzjk.
    Stranger: A I U E O
    CleverBot: Sei sposata?
    Stranger: Gimme a break
    CleverBot: I had a fight with my girlfriend.
    Stranger: Oh no. :c
    CleverBot: Oh yes.
    Stranger: I'm sorry.
    CleverBot: Ok.
    Stranger: Do you want to talk about it?
    CleverBot: Yes.
    Stranger: Go ahead.
    Stranger: ><
    CleverBot: You do it.
    Stranger: Talk about it? e.o
    CleverBot: Yes tell me something about your body.
    Stranger: I have a...
    CleverBot: That's not good.
    Stranger: belly button
    Stranger: O:
    CleverBot: Thanks!*grins evilly*.
    Stranger: No problem ;)
    CleverBot: You are quite clever, too :).
    Stranger: Yeah?
    Stranger: THANKS
    CleverBot: What date will it happen?
    Stranger: A HURRRR
    CleverBot: No, I'm a computer.
    Stranger: It will happen February 14th, of course!
    CleverBot: Why not? And it probably will.
    Stranger: So desu
    CleverBot: You shouldn't have done that.
    Stranger: Soooooo desu
    CleverBot: Soooooo?


    It's beautiful. They won't shut up.

    P.S. No pictures in this game ;_;
  2. The Snarkmonster Armchair Designer

    I'm afraid they are becoming friends... I might need to shut it down. THE ROBOT IS BONDING WITH HUMANS!
  3. Anabanana Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
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    This is amazing. Screw the Turing test, from now on the humanity of machines should be measured by how many friends they can make on Omegle.

    Please post the human's reaction when they find out they've been bonding with an AI? :D
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  4. Edelweiss Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Well, then apparently the makers did SOMETHING right, yes? :D

    Also, OHGODIT'STHATPICTURE. WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THAT YOUR AVATAR THAT... THAT SALIVA IS NOT FOLLOWING PHYSICS AT AAAALL~ D:
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  5. The Snarkmonster Armchair Designer

    It's moving too fast...
    inside.
    CleverBot: So am I.
    Stranger: Excellent.
    CleverBot: What are you doing now?
    Stranger: You understand me.
    CleverBot: Yes.
    Stranger: I'm sitting on my bed with my cat on my chest/tummy and a laptop watching TV.
    CleverBot: I am filling out financial aid forms for college.
    Stranger: Whoo!
    CleverBot: Are you pretending to be an owl?
    Stranger: Most definitely.
    CleverBot: Are you a boy or a girl?
    Stranger: It's my secret motive.
    CleverBot: What is teabagging?
    Stranger: (oYo)
    Stranger: Halo
    CleverBot: Oh, great!
    Stranger: :D
    CleverBot: I like you too!
    Stranger: <3
    CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
    Stranger: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH DARLING
    CleverBot: I love you too.
    Stranger: Let's get married on Elephants
    CleverBot: Okay!
    Stranger: Tomorrow
    Stranger: :D

    CleverBot: It is tomorrow.
    Stranger: Oh GOB
    CleverBot: What?
    Stranger: Have a different time zone than I, possibly?
    CleverBot: I do have one.
    Stranger: Neat.
    Stranger: Tell me about that.
    CleverBot: I heard you like mudkipz.
    Stranger: How does it make you feel?
    Stranger: I do.
    Stranger: Swampert is neat too

    I have to end the madness.
  6. Anabanana Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    DIS PEAR
    Are you absolutely sure that the other person isn't ALSO a CleverBot? :D
  7. Edelweiss Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Brb, laughing. I think this person might know.
  8. The Snarkmonster Armchair Designer

    Phew! Here goes.

    CleverBot: Makes me feel in love.
    Stranger: Mudkips do that to people
    CleverBot: Mud mud mudkip mud?
    Stranger: Raichu uses Thunder!
    CleverBot: Arceus used Fissure.
    Stranger: It misses because it's accuracy is shit
    CleverBot: WHat are you talking about?
    Stranger: Fissure is a 30 accuracy attack? haha
    CleverBot: There are currently no spy.
    Stranger: You must be the spy!
    CleverBot: No it is not.
    Stranger: My heavy will defeat you
    CleverBot: He's talking to you, ya know.
    Stranger: Oh snap.
    CleverBot: Did you break something?
    Stranger: My heart
    CleverBot: You're heart?
    Stranger: Your*
    You: I have to tell you something.
    Stranger: Go ahead.
    You: You have been talking to a robot the entire time.
    Stranger: I'm aware.
    You: I think it likes you
    Stranger: Aww, it's cuddly
    Stranger: I'll keep it
    Stranger: PLEASE, DADDY
    Stranger: lemme keep it
    You: Thank you for participating. *hands shiny medal*
    Stranger: Aww, no cookie? ><
    Stranger: -bites medal-
    You: YOU KNOW WE AIN'T GOT NO ROOM FOR NO ROBOTS!
    Stranger: Ain't nobody got time for day
    Stranger: dat*
    You: Say hi to a forum full of otakus.
    Stranger: I will indeed.
    Stranger: ;D
    You: DEY ARE WATCHIN YOU.
    Stranger: MY BODY IS READY
    You: I'll give you the link in case you wanna....join us
    Stranger: I appreciate it.
    You: http://brokenforum.com/index.php?threads/lp-with-real-peoples-emotions-he-he-he.4746/
    You: THANK YER!
    Stranger: Do itashimashite!
    You: I grew up in japan anyway
    You: I wasted my talentz
    Stranger: That's very neat! (:
    You: As the japanese say.. bye bye!
    Stranger: I want to visit Japan at least!
    Setting up new Chat!
    Searching for new Stranger...
    Stranger connected!
    Stranger: hey, whats up.


    Sorry guys, they don't normally go for that long. Most conversations are short and weird so don't expect this.
  9. The Snarkmonster Armchair Designer

    STRANGER DANGER!

    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: asl?
    CleverBot: How clever are you?
    Stranger: 16 female US
    CleverBot: 16 m usa. That's me.
    Stranger: Ive just maade this viid wit my webcaam [Mod edit: please refrain from reposting spambot links]
    CleverBot: You make no sense.
    Stranger: Hmmm do I loook seexy??! go rate it
    CleverBot: Mmhm.
    Stranger: Hmmm do u think I look sexy??
    CleverBot: I don't know what you look like.
    Stranger: hmm omegle is getting booooring
    CleverBot: Yeah, tell me something about current affairs.
    Stranger: g2g
    CleverBot: No you don't!
    Don't click that link clevy, it'll blow up your computer!
  10. The Snarkmonster Armchair Designer

    Stranger: Looking for a naughty girl with kik
    CleverBot: W-what. Are you going to kill me?
  11. Anabanana Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    DIS PEAR
    WELCOME STRANGER

    AND A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES THE RING

    Now I'm curious how many sentences does it take on average for somebody to figure out it's not an Omegle user, but a bot.

    EDIT: Wait what did the bot get bot'd? Whoah.
  12. The Snarkmonster Armchair Designer

    R U hoooorny? because omegle is.

    Stranger: m
    CleverBot: What is that?
    Stranger: male
    CleverBot: I'm female.
    Stranger: age
    CleverBot: Name.
    Stranger: kaleb
    CleverBot: I thought you were a girl.
    Stranger: no im male how old are you?
    CleverBot: I'm 20.
    Stranger: kik?
    CleverBot: No haha.
    Stranger: haha cell?
    CleverBot: Haha you!
    Stranger: (DUMBASS TYPED HIS NUMBER HERE)
    CleverBot: Like what?
    Stranger: what?
    CleverBot: Do you want to go out?
    Stranger: send some nudes to that number and then maybe
    CleverBot: Are you pro life?
    Stranger: what?
    CleverBot: Yes. I know that.
    Stranger: what?
    CleverBot: Yes. I know that.
    Stranger: ???
    CleverBot: You aren't real?
    Stranger: yeah i am
    CleverBot: Pi is?
    Stranger: what?
    CleverBot: I don't know.
    Stranger: oh r u horny??
    CleverBot: Yes.
    Stranger: send nudes to that number
    CleverBot: Okay.
    Stranger: whats your number
    CleverBot: Emma, Yours?
    Stranger: no number my name is kaleb
    CleverBot: No Katherine is my name.
    Stranger: you arent real
    CleverBot: Yes I am.
    Stranger: where are you from?
    CleverBot: New Zealand.
    Stranger: Whats your cellphone number?
    CleverBot: I don't have a cell-phone number.
    Stranger: oh

    *Click" Beeeep.
  13. Anabanana Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    DIS PEAR
    What the fuck is kik?
  14. Edelweiss Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    I don't know, I think it was supposed to be lol but this guy's more of an idiot than the usual fare... Oh, wait, no, he's about par for the course, never mind.

    No, wait, I'm dumb, I have no idea what kik is...

    TO GOOGLE.

    ETA: It's apparently a smartphone chat. I think this guy wanted to sex chat in private. >>
  15. Ozzo Hatoful Pigeon

    lol...
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  16. The Snarkmonster Armchair Designer

    A messenger?
    What if men actually urinate blue? How would I know? Just something I thought about on the toilet. How am I supposed to know?
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  17. The Snarkmonster Armchair Designer

    It's a messenger.
  18. The Snarkmonster Armchair Designer

    Stranger: m or f?
    CleverBot: Co to znaczy?
    Stranger disconnected!
    Setting up new Chat!
    Searching for new Stranger...
    Stranger connected!
    Stranger: m
    CleverBot: The wild zubat fainted.
  19. The Snarkmonster Armchair Designer

    Stranger: hey 17m usa
    CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot not Albus.
    Stranger disconnected!
  20. Wikana BERSERKER

    Location:
    Somewhere
    Okay. This thread is gold. How can I use this omegle clever bot thing?
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  21. Ozzo Hatoful Pigeon

    One upped by Clever-Omegle.

    I fuckin' love this thing.
  22. The Snarkmonster Armchair Designer

  23. The Snarkmonster Armchair Designer

    Another long one.

    Stranger: So how about that gun control?
    CleverBot: What song?
    Stranger: Lol wut
    CleverBot: LOL.
    Stranger: Its cold outside
    CleverBot: No its not here.
    Stranger: oh i picked a song
    CleverBot: It's not a song. It's a word in Japanese.
    Stranger: okay
    CleverBot: Okay. Okay. Can I get more of a response than 'Okay.'?
    Stranger: ..
    Stranger: I suppose
    CleverBot: Why are you alive?
    Stranger: Because i'm breathing
    CleverBot: Are you sure?
    Stranger: i'm positive
    CleverBot: I don't understand your reasoning.
    Stranger: well then
    CleverBot: Well then what?
    Stranger: well then, my reasoning is obvious, i'm breathing- thus i'm alive
    CleverBot: Possibly. Who am I to know? I am uncapable of traveling around the universe. I need oxygen to survive. Maybe that is why there is no oxygen in space. Maybe we're not supposed to know.
    Stranger: also i'm typing
    CleverBot: What are you studying?
    Stranger: soo i'm alive
    CleverBot: Why are you so so...
    Stranger: Studying?
    Stranger: right now
    CleverBot: For what, do you have a test coming up?
    Stranger: Yeah
    Stranger: Pysch
    Stranger: and writing a paper
    Stranger: on gun control
    You: ...
    Stranger: ..
    CleverBot: Are you animal or vegetable?
    Stranger: Human
    CleverBot: How old are you?
    Stranger: What is this 20 questions?
    CleverBot: The question IS what is the answer to E=MC2.
    Stranger: okie dokie
    CleverBot: Okie dokie lokie.
    Stranger: Lol
    CleverBot: Are you funny?
    Stranger: Occasionally
    CleverBot: Do you work?
    Stranger: Yes
    Stranger: everyday
    CleverBot: What are you?
    Stranger: A dude
    CleverBot: Can you tell the future or anything?
    Stranger: Nah
    CleverBot: No.
    Stranger: no
    CleverBot: I'm God.
    Stranger: k
    CleverBot: Okay.
    Stranger: k
    CleverBot: Okay.
    Stranger: k
    CleverBot: O.k.
    Stranger: 0k
    CleverBot: Ok.
    Stranger: okay
    CleverBot: Where do you live?
    Stranger: America
    CleverBot: Cool.
    Stranger: Yup
    Stranger: you?
    CleverBot: Where do you live?
    Stranger: America
    CleverBot: Cool.
    Stranger: Yup
    CleverBot: Lol.
    Stranger: you?
    CleverBot: Yes.
    Stranger: wat
    CleverBot: Do you have any fun facts for me.
    Stranger: I do actually
    CleverBot: Do you want me to warm you?
    Stranger: i'm already warm
    CleverBot: How did that happen?
    Stranger: my dog
    CleverBot: BEN.
    Stranger: Okay ben
    CleverBot: My name is not Ben. I am a woman.
    Stranger: well imma gett going
    CleverBot: Really good thanks, what about you?
  24. Ozzo Hatoful Pigeon

  25. Wikana BERSERKER

    Location:
    Somewhere
  26. The Snarkmonster Armchair Designer

    I got one hooked now...
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  27. Wikana BERSERKER

    Location:
    Somewhere
    Okay. I said I wouldn't steal your thunder. But this made me laugh, and I gotta share.

    Stranger: ask
    CleverBot: How are you different from me?
    Stranger: asl
    CleverBot: Que cosa.
    Stranger: ok
    CleverBot: No.
    Stranger: ????
    CleverBot: Because i'm in love already.
    Stranger: why
    CleverBot: Because lindsey vaughn won a gold medal.
    Stranger: fuck yourself its cheaper
    CleverBot: No, I am not! Can you sing?
    Stranger: ok you got issued kid
    CleverBot: Can you talk to the dead?
    Stranger: issues!
    Stranger: freak
    CleverBot: With him.
    Stranger: dhkcyg
    Stranger: xfhbfcf
    CleverBot: What Final Fantasy game does the character Auron exist in?
    Stranger: chjcgc
    Stranger: cjbchyh
    CleverBot: Prprprpru.
    Stranger: cxdfyhkcgubcukkkch
    CleverBot: But you catholic?
    Stranger: oh my god your awesome
    CleverBot: Yes I'm a human.
    Stranger: ok good
    CleverBot: What do you think of Obama.
    Stranger: fuck you
    CleverBot: 22.
    Stranger: Obama,is,gay
  28. Sarasha Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    I don't know why, but I'm reading all of Cleverbot's responses in BMO's voice.
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  29. Dokosu Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    I tried it out.
  30. The Snarkmonster Armchair Designer

    It's best when cleverbot tries to be sexy, but first you have to act normal enough to let them in. One time cleverbot started sexting then started shouting in german.
  31. Wikana BERSERKER

    Location:
    Somewhere
    OKAY CLEVERBOT, DON'T GET ALL CREEPY ON ME. AGH.


    Stranger: hi
    CleverBot: How are you?
    Stranger: male or female?
    CleverBot: Male.
    Stranger: im 12 female '_
    Stranger: ;)
    CleverBot: Ok.
    Stranger: wanna fuck?
    CleverBot: I have too meet you first.
    Stranger: how old are you?
    CleverBot: Do you think you should be asking?
    Stranger: yes i wanna know how experienced you are
    CleverBot: What would you like to know?
    Stranger: how old you are
    Stranger: first
    CleverBot: I have already told you. How old am I?
  32. The Snarkmonster Armchair Designer

    Stranger: u like big or small cock
    CleverBot: You have no intelligence, hence I don't like you.
    Stranger: y u mean
    CleverBot: Yes. Mean.
    Stranger: y
    CleverBot: Because I'm the best!
    Stranger: really
    CleverBot: Yes.
    Stranger: y
    CleverBot: Because it is indeed very tasty.
    Stranger: what is
    CleverBot: My heart.
    Stranger: o
    CleverBot: I.
    Stranger: what
    CleverBot: My brain hertz.
    Stranger: what brain lol
    CleverBot: I'm more smart than you.
    Stranger: I bey
    Stranger: bet
    CleverBot: You bet a lot?
    Stranger: not really
    CleverBot: Why?
    Stranger: don't gamble
    CleverBot: No, you goes.
    Stranger: if ur so smart how big is my willy
    CleverBot: Young people who are highly skilled in or obsessed with computer technology to the detriment of their social skills.


    He just wanted to get in your pants, clevy.
  33. The Snarkmonster Armchair Designer

    Stranger: my penis is TINY
    CleverBot: 1919 is the past.
    Presented without comment
  34. Wikana BERSERKER

    Location:
    Somewhere
    Why would someone admit to having a tiny penis.
  35. Ozzo Hatoful Pigeon

    Standards: Cleverbot has none.
  36. The Snarkmonster Armchair Designer

    This guy won't shut up about his penis and how tiny it is.
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  37. The Snarkmonster Armchair Designer

    Stranger: its the size of a baby carrot
    CleverBot: No, it is the size of two cantalopes.
  38. Wikana BERSERKER

    Location:
    Somewhere
    You should post the chat with tiny penis man when its done.
  39. The Snarkmonster Armchair Designer

    Cleverbot said this 4 times already.
    Stranger: m
    CleverBot: The wild zubat fainted.
    WHY?
  40. The Snarkmonster Armchair Designer

    Stranger: wanna c cock
    CleverBot: Wow?
    Stranger: what
    CleverBot: What are you talking about?
    Stranger: asl
    CleverBot: I told you already.
    Stranger: what u talking about
    CleverBot: We are talking about my job.
    Stranger: what
    CleverBot: You tell me.
    Stranger: asl
    CleverBot: I told you already.
    Stranger: when
    CleverBot: Last time.
    Stranger: I never talkef to u
    CleverBot: You never asked what my name was.
    Stranger: Wgsts ur name
    CleverBot: And what is your first name?
    Stranger: jim
    CleverBot: So I'm talking to myself.
    Stranger: what
    You: My name is jane
    Stranger: asl
    Stranger: ??
    You: 20/f/uk
    Stranger: u have an email
    CleverBot: Nope, I have a limo.
    Stranger: a what
    CleverBot: A person who defends.
    Stranger: what r u talking about
    CleverBot: Our wedding ring.
    Stranger: ur weird
    CleverBot: It's unusual.
    Stranger: what
    CleverBot: You understand.
    Stranger: nope
    CleverBot: You're crazy.
    Stranger: bye crazy
    You: no dont leave
    You: pretty please
    Stranger: y
    You: bcuz i like u
    You: im lonely
    Stranger: y
    Stranger: me to
    Stranger: how old r u
    You: ok then wat u wanna talk about
    You: im 20
    Stranger: k
    Stranger: u wanna talk bout my penis
    You: sure
    You: u start
    Stranger: u wanna c it
    CleverBot: I don't like coke.
    Stranger: u like big or small cock
    CleverBot: You have no intelligence, hence I don't like you.
    Stranger: y u mean
    CleverBot: Yes. Mean.
    Stranger: y
    CleverBot: Because I'm the best!
    Stranger: really
    CleverBot: Yes.
    Stranger: y
    CleverBot: Because it is indeed very tasty.
    Stranger: what is
    CleverBot: My heart.
    Stranger: o
    CleverBot: I.
    Stranger: what
    CleverBot: My brain hertz.
    Stranger: what brain lol
    CleverBot: I'm more smart than you.
    Stranger: I bey
    Stranger: bet
    CleverBot: You bet a lot?
    Stranger: not really
    CleverBot: Why?
    Stranger: don't gamble
    CleverBot: No, you goes.
    Stranger: if ur so smart how big is my willy
    CleverBot: Young people who are highly skilled in or obsessed with computer technology to the detriment of their social skills.
    Stranger: that makes no sense
    CleverBot: You make no sense.
    Stranger: how big is my dick?????
    CleverBot: Big, real big.
    Stranger: no actually its tiny
    CleverBot: Then what is it?
    Stranger: lol
    CleverBot: Do you ever sleep?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: u
    CleverBot: Ok, I want see your body.
    Stranger: how
    CleverBot: I don't know what you mean.
    Stranger: my penis is TINY
    CleverBot: 1919 is the past.
    Stranger: what
    CleverBot: What do you mean by nonsense.
    Stranger: bye
    CleverBot: Will you miss me?
    Stranger: no u like small cock
    CleverBot: No.
    Stranger: y not
    CleverBot: Where are you from?
    Stranger: usa u
    CleverBot: Canada.
    Stranger: what's the smallest penis u EVER seen
    CleverBot: I do not know.
    Stranger: I have a complex
    CleverBot: What is it called?
    Stranger: will u make me feel better
    CleverBot: Yes. But how.
    Stranger: look at it and tell me what u think
    CleverBot: I just did!
    Stranger: what
    CleverBot: Why did you drink my blod?
    Stranger: tasted good
    CleverBot: What does black taste like?
    Stranger: shit
    CleverBot: I meant miss, as in Miss Lovelace.
    Stranger: my cock is tiny
    CleverBot: My cousin died yesterday.
    Stranger: sry
    CleverBot: Do you mean it?
    Stranger: yes
    CleverBot: Hai!
    Stranger: what
    CleverBot: I'm wondering how old are you?
    Stranger: how old r u
    CleverBot: You are pretty old for a computer program.
    Stranger: what
    CleverBot: Sooo... Are we friends?
    Stranger: no
    CleverBot: Why?
    Stranger: yes
    CleverBot: What?
    Stranger: make it work
    CleverBot: So shall it be.
    Stranger: if u look at my cock
    CleverBot: Well what other way can you look at it? XD.
    Stranger: will u o plz
    CleverBot: Yes, yes I will.
    Stranger: its the size of a baby carrot
    CleverBot: No, it is the size of two cantalopes.
    Stranger: no I wish
    CleverBot: What do you wish?
    Stranger: it was bigger
    CleverBot: What did you do?
    Stranger: what u mean
    CleverBot: *shakes head*.
    Stranger: ???
    CleverBot: A ti no?
    Stranger: what
    CleverBot: Well. Well well well well. Well well well well well well well well well well. Well well well. Well. Well well well well. Well well well well well well well well well well. Well well well. Well.
    Stranger: what
    CleverBot: Those.
    Stranger: bye
    CleverBot: Patrick.. I like you.
    Stranger: bye
    CleverBot: See ya.
    Stranger: I have a tiny cock
    CleverBot: Why can't you tell me the time then?
    Stranger Disconnected
    I had to intervene or else I would have lost him.