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Discussion in 'The Mysterious Category of Other' started by The Snarkmonster, Jan 17, 2013.

  1. Dokosu Already Beat BF's New Expansion

  2. OtomeGamer Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Had to try the spy mode for myself.




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  3. Dokosu Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    I used one of OtomeGamer's questions, because I liked it.
    I am in love.
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  4. angry beaver Hard Cider Gal

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  5. Yelim Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    I...I'm not sure what I came back to.

    But it appears I have severely underestimated the number in my bet.
  6. Butterfly's Dream Despondent Fancybear

    Wow. I can't believe it.
    There are actually people who don't like Hatoful?
    Blasphemy!

    And there are non-horny and interesting people on omegle!
    Hatoful roleplay has restored my view on (the chatroom side of) humanity~
    And you guys are awesome.
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  7. Sofalisa Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    I can't tell which of these is more epic.

    I loose so much when I stay away from BF for one fucking day!
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  8. angry beaver Hard Cider Gal

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  9. Ville Fresh Meat

    I'm normally don't use Omegle, but this thread made me want to give this a try:

    Stranger 2: KEVIN
    Stranger 1: I'm not Kevin...
    Stranger 1: Or are you asking if that's who asked the question?
    Stranger 2: dude really
    Stranger 1: The first step would probably be to find a way out of my house... staying inside I'd eventually starve, so I'd need to be freed to the outside...
    Stranger 1 has disconnected

    Guys, I think Stranger 2 might be same person from this post.
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  10. The Snarkmonster Armchair Designer

    Ok, once I finish watching honey boo boo, I'll be paul and kathleen for Sofalisa.
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  11. The Snarkmonster Armchair Designer

    I just wanted to try the pigeon thing a few more times for shits and giggles. Someone is onto us.

    Stranger 1: wtf

    Stranger 1: WHAT IS WITH ALL THE PIGEON QUESTIONS

    Hide!
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  12. OtomeGamer Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    I went on a pigeon question asking spree yesterday night...Oops!
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  13. The Snarkmonster Armchair Designer

    Agh, got sidetracked.
    Best Fandom?
    You: HATOFUL BOYFRIEND
    Stranger: what?
    You: we like pigeons
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  14. The Snarkmonster Armchair Designer

    You: Hello.
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: waz up
    You: Nothing. I'm bored...
    Stranger: same here
    Stranger: i wanna take sunbathe
    You: You want to get soup at this small empty low-lit cafe?
    You: I know the owner quite well.
    You: I could go for some soup.
    Stranger: k

    Maybe I'm not so good at this nonchalant thing.
  15. The Snarkmonster Armchair Designer

    You: Hello, stranger.
    Stranger: 18 f -,-
    Stranger: im venus im from miamji fl
    You: I'm 22. My name is Paul.
    Stranger: u?
    You: I don't care what your name is.
    Stranger: walnpna to get naughty?
    You: Miamji is not a real place.
    You: I might want to get...scary.
    Stranger: hmm well i haqve a web cam ... I want 2 turqn it on 4 u cutie if you want?
    Stranger: i wdill let u watch while i take off my clothes then rub my clit for you
    You: Do you want me to take out my knife, citizen?
    You: I'll watch while your body hangs in my basement.
    Stranger: okay :P you wbill not need a cam becnuz i got one :]
    You: Let's eat some soup in this dark alley.
    Stranger: just create one & add vrenushot & we can have some fun he,re REMOVED.
    You: Join me, stanger.
    You: Do not leave!
    You: Have fun here.
    You: I will, at least.
    You: HAHAHAHA!
    Stranger: i'm going 2 gett off here i wxill be waiting 4 you there
    You: No, I will take you.
    Stranger: byee
    You: Get in my van
    You: *stabs*
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  16. Ozzo Hatoful Pigeon

    Not gonna lie, if I came across some of your first lines, I'd probably d/c too.
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  17. The Snarkmonster Armchair Designer

    Hmm, I don't know the background of these characters so tell me if this sounds right. Also, I got paul's age mixed up. Sorry
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  18. OtomeGamer Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Omegle has taught me something very valuable. I prefer to be the creepy person rather than the person being creeped on. I learned that after a particularly amorous Alfred came on to my (appropriately) horrified Belarus.
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  19. Kalyn Noob

    Hello all! I usually just lurk, but I went on Omegle using one of OtomeGamer's questions and, and
    recognition

    Also, I'm sorry for the two extra spoiler boxes appearing. I tried but they wouldn't go away ;_;
  20. Sofalisa Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    STUPID ROBOTS, RUINING ALL ROLE-PLAYING!
    Paul's not that much of a creeper, but that's better for a quick Omegle conversation.
    He only doesn't have a van. =D

    This is very much like Kathleen alright.
    I like how he says "seems like a good guy". HAHAHAHA
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  21. The Snarkmonster Armchair Designer

    People are really terrible.
    I said a lot of the same things, but it's the guy's reactions that suck.
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  23. Sofalisa Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Wait, isn't this one the same one from before?
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  24. Sofalisa Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    HOW DID YOU KNOW HE LIVES IN A SECLUDED HOUSE?
    Maybe that's just because most psychos live in secluded houses, according to fiction.
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  25. Dokosu Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Stranger: Horny?
    You: Like a Homestuck?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    I don't even know anymore.
  26. Sofalisa Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    I was bored so I roleplayed Paul too:



    Really now. A guy is telling you about his mother suicide and how he hates his father.
    "wanna date?" doesn't really seems like the proper reaction to that.

    EDIT - I did one with Kath too, but huh... Shit got intense. That was one uncomfortable chat.
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  27. Sofalisa Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Why are spoilers appearing 2000 times like this?
  28. The Snarkmonster Armchair Designer

    You're right actually, I don't know where my new conversation went. The guy wanted to sext but Kathleen was afraid of her husband. I remember a few things...
    Stranger: r u from pakistan?
    Stranger: hes right u r stupid
    He was really horrible.
    Also, you guys need to give me a new character to be.
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  29. Dokosu Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    You can have my schoolgirl character, if you want.
    Deidre- A friendly, energetic 15-year-old girl. She is sensitive about being short. Short-tempered and whiny. Loves to talk about video games and her best friend Jayden, who is perfect in her eyes.
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  30. Randomletters Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Say you're making this really awesome webcomic. When asked what the name of the comic is, say it's Sonichu.
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  31. Alko Boom Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    ...You sick bastard.
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  32. Sofalisa Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Damn, what the fuck.

    In my conversation, the guy took it much too seriously. He was really worried about her and started giving her advice. I felt bad for the guy. He even said in the start he thought she was trolling him and that it wasn't true, but he was convinced. He was in Omegle looking for sex, but stopped on her case 'cause it was important.
    It sure is important. He was a really kind guy, most of them just ignore it or keep asking for sex.
  33. Randomletters Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Heh, I think I've spent too much time on this forum.
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  34. Dokosu Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Made me giggle.
  35. CuteCat Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    On the thousand-spoilertags issue:
    Are you using bold and italics and stuff? In another thread I found that someone kept getting double spoiler tags and it was because they bolded them, so the spoilers got confused and had one bolded empty spoilertag before the proper one. It looks like you were changing the size of things too, so I think you tried to resize and bold the spoilertag itself instead of just the text, right?

    And then the spoilertag gets confused, so it adds a 'false' spoilertag for every font alteration you do. Just make sure to leave out the spoilertag itself when altering things, and you should be fine.
  36. Dokosu Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Poor Sophie. She was sweet.
  37. Sofalisa Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    I just copy-pasted the conversation, and then I wrote the spoilers. But I left them as they were. I tried to edit it and unbold them and put it in the right size, but didn't work. Next time I'll write the spoilers first.
  38. Sofalisa Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
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    I had a hilarious Paul conversation, but I was in my cellphone.

    Paul was saying he missed his girlfriend Luna. The girl/guy, I don't remember and it doesn't matter (she/he was a nice person) was all like: "You'll see her again, don't worry, it's not the end of the world". Then I said: " *sigh* I shouldn't have killed her". Person's reaction: "Wait what!" Then I couldn't take it and laughed, and he/she was like: "Damn, I almost called 911"

    He/she really thought he/she was talking with a murderer there for a second.
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  39. Yelim Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    You know what would be amazing?
    Someone should dtry and be all yandere to someone on Omegle.
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  40. The Snarkmonster Armchair Designer

    For you, my love, I will be the most obsessive yandere in the world!
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