Discussion in 'The Mysterious Category of Other' started by The Snarkmonster, Jan 17, 2013.
CleverBot talked to me in Omegle.
Not roleplaying yet, so...
What kind of underwear are you wearing? Get specific!(:
Stranger: Pink lace thong
You: underwear made of human flesh, peachy color, lace trim
So. This was in spy mode, btw.
I swear I wasn't high. Nor drunk. That's just me being Fred.
And he's lying when he says he likes Tequila. He actually never drinks.
Weird. I don't know if you want to remove that url, I wouldn't want people to go there assuming they can get a llama. I don't think most BFers are that stupid though. I'm going to watch a bunch of 30 rock to try to fill the void Tina Fey created in me today. And the 30 rock ben&jerry's ice cream flavor is greek yogurt! Blergh.
I removed the link =)
I made up a stupid question for funsies. I could never imagine it would come to... This.
Question to discuss:
What do you want from me, master?
Stranger 2: kill yourself
Stranger 1: bend over and let me get a pineapple
People fucking hate me.
Yep, they hate me alright.
At least it was... Hum... Creative? I gotta give him that.
... I'm fairly certain I've read porn of that before.
You read the most exotic stuff, Donmai.
Drugs are abundant in Omegle today, guys!
Really, I used that same silly question and somehow they got to discuss about how humans are rotten, and then one of them is like "it's a shame I'm part human =(".
Then he starts saying that his race is fighting vampires for 52 years now. Then finally Stranger 2 asked what was he after all, and he said he's a Werepyre.
Yep. You heard it right.
He said he's 49% werewolf, 49% vampire and 2% human.
Then he kept talking nonsense about being created in a laboratory by bad people that wanted to take over the world and that he killed them.
The conversation is gigantic and isn't finished yet, so I think I won't post it here, you guys may get bored.
Really now, werepyres? It's like Bastian having a child with Tim.
Wait wait. How would that even work?
If you're talking about genetics, then our DNA is about 50% related bananas, if I'm right.
If you're two percent human, you shouldn't even look Humanoid!
With booze, everything works.
I'm role playing some silly stuff with that stranger... And things got so deep and meaningful D:
I don't know what my feels are doing !
Stranger/Stranger is now my otp.
Wow, this stuff is cool. I want to give you all a million high fives. I should be sleeping right now, but I was in a really light sleep state and I noticed my sleep paralysis, which could be awesome and mean I'm gonna get a lucid dream. Then I started hearing wind sounds. NOPE. Immediately wiggle toes until body regains sensation.
Not gonna deal with this shit tonight.
Being yan on Omegle leads to great things! Like forcing marriage on an unwilling party, orchestrating a bio-bomb to explode in the town the fictional marriage it set in, and having everyone else become zombies while you have to escape (or die trying)!
Yeah, this is Broken-style.
We actually got along so well we made a tumblr.
Hahaha that's just wonderful!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
tell me a story
Stranger: you in, stranger?
Stranger: Let's alternate sentences
Stranger: I'll go first
Stranger: Once upon a time...
You: a hairy ape monster wandered the canyon, in search of a fated pigeon.
Stranger: But suddenly, his path was blocked by a Dragon-flea, who had the power of the volcanoes.
You: Volcanoes sprouted before his eyes, leaving the entire canyon full of lava except for a five-foot perimeter around where he stood.
Stranger: The Ape monster was feeling a little hot, so he pulled an ice ray from nowhere and froze all of the lava
You: Suddenly he realized the nowhere in his pocket fell through a hole, and left a seemingly endless hole in the ground.
Stranger: So he jumped down the hole to escape, and he then found himself inside of a giant upside down hollow radish
You: As he wandered the vegetable, he saw a pile of walruses as high as the radish root, with a nest at the top.
Stranger: The nest had a bunch of flashing light, and was emitting a horrible screeching similar to nails on a diamond on a black hole.
You: An angered partridge stepped out, clearly needing a nap and covered in a suspiciously copious amount of blood that made a lot more sense when he heard it's scratchy voice ask, "Lookin' for a pigeon, hairy ape monster?"
Stranger: "That i am, and i would really appreciate it if you could also direct me to the nearest deli, as my dog of hotedness supplies has grown low." The hair ape monster rumbled
You: "Hmm, you lucked out, because I AM THAT PIGEON!", she screeched as she flapped her feathers wildly, turning a greyish pigeon color, and picked up the hairy ape monster, flying into space.
Stranger: The ape monster, unafraid, simply grabbed the pigeons feet, and spinning around and around very fast, threw the pigeon into the middle of Khazixtand, right into an old lady's pet cat.
Stranger: Whoops, gotta go
Has anyone ever done an LP of Paca Plus? I'm considering playing that.
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