Heh, I did run my own BBS for a while, but if people accused me of cheating I helpfully pointed out that the CPU was in my dad's house, and I lived at my mom's house. (This proved to be a disadvantage when the system crashed.) There was one time when I was staying with my dad for a weekend that I created an alien ship that was filled with whatever that stuff was that blew you up if you blew up the ship. Then I gave it 1 fighter and spawned it in the world. Not being patient enough to wait for someone to run into it randomly, I waited for the next player to log in and teleported that player to the ship. Yeah. I was a jerk, in my defense I was 13.