Movember 2012: The end of the mo as we know it

This is how you rock a Movember mustache, motherfuckers! None of this goatee, beard shit! It's Movember, not "Mo-last-week-of-November"!

Your mustache is at war with your eyebrows.

Yup. I'm well placed to be a really crazy old man.

Mustache interrupted. Please please please you must do this. I have no money, but I'll give you Quatoria...

What would I do with a Viking...

Hrm.

WHAT COULDN'T I DO WITH A VIKING? :D

Fit him into a Mini Cooper?

Or the backseat of a Volkswagen.

For the record: SwitchKnitter is awesome. The rest of y'all haven't even voted on my mo. IT TAKES 60 SECONDS, SERIOUSLY GO GO GO.

So I made it to Tier 2 before my deadline. The most popular style selected by people in the poll (Of BF members, only SwitchKnitter was cool enough to click on my link and take the brief survey) was the handlebar with flared ends and no goatee.

So I went from this to this:



AWW YISS.

Obligatory donate link, if you can chip in a few bucks or a few lotta bucks.

I was it? Grrr. If more of you had participated, Ryan would have had to shave his beard into ridiculous patterns and we all could have laughed at him for months. But noooo...

You say that as if that's not exactly what he did.

There's still time to donate. The deadline for all donations is November 30th.

I need to emphasize - For every $50 I raise over my dollar amount on Monday ($220), I'll wear the mustache an additional day in December.

I've already got December 1st funded. Please consider donating, folks. It doesn't have to be a ton. You can afford $10, great, that helps. $25? Awesome.

I wanna see how long into December I can keep this thing. With your help, I can look stupid well past the end of Movember.

Considering you didn't look stupid for the vast majority of Movember that's not saying much.

Next year perhaps run the poll in October and then keep and groom the winning style for all of November.

I WOULD HAVE IF I HAD TIME. I had a very rough October. Don't give me shit about this.

Day 29!



I've gotten enough donations to earn me TWO extra days of mustache-wearing but I'm still way under my donations for last year. Please, if you can chip in $5, $10, or more, this is the last 24 hours of the campaign and then I won't bug anyone until next year. Promise!

https://www.movember.com/us/donate/payment/member_id/924602/

End of November progress!

You should grow a beard after this.

I rocked a beard 10 years ago. Me at 21:

Nice MySpace angle there, bro. Oh wait, when you were 21... nice CompuServe angle there, bro.

2002, fuck, that was like, Friendster era.

Day 30 has me looking slightly less scary than my day 28 pic.

Well, I'm officially a failure. I raised less money than last year. Blerg.

On the plus side, I raised enough to keep my mustache until December 3rd.

Whatever happened to just plain ol' no shave november? Why did it have to become "Mo'Vember" (which sounds stupid)?

I only ask, because I wasn't informed until late in the month. So I grew this monstrosity;



Which I then fashioned into a mustache because I'm a follower;

Tell us more about our English Knnnnnnn-igghets!

Movember is an actual charity/fundraiser/awareness campaign for prostate cancer. No shave November is just guys being slobbish and lazy.

Yep. Movember is what happens when people who were doing No Shave November decide to nut up and use their facial hair for good.

From a friend who "had too much time on their hands"

Don't take this as a come-on, because it's not, but you have AMAZING eyes.

Hahaha thanks! It's usually the first compliment I get from people.

Well, now that Movember is over...