Never Enough Pokémon Games! Let's Play Touhoumon World Link!

Yay! I'm a mon! And I think I've used up my weekly allowance of exclamation marks! And I'm an electric type. I love the electric type.

I got a male SunnyMilk on my team; mainly because I can't stand having an entire team of one gender (minor detail, but it just irks me).

Personally, the gender of my team's never really bothered me, although for some reason there's usually a disproportionate amount of females caught.
Come to think of it, I'm a little baffled at how I managed to have an all-female Pearl line-up (including my Torterra and Lucario)...




There's a bearded turtle blocking the way, so I can't really advance any further from the Yami Cave.

Going back to route 2, I can get to Pewter Nibi City, which looks like a pretty happenin' kind of place, daddy-o. Thanks to LoofofBread, I know that it'd be suicide for us to challenge Brock right n--

... Sorry, did I say Brock? I meant Bruce Lee Lie.



But I did get more information about that Moon Stone I've been looking for! I swear. I'm going to find one even if it kills me.

To Mt. Moon!

There are trainers standing around, but they're not challenging me to a fight. Which is good, since I'd probably have wiped a while ago


New friend!


... Or not, that's cool too I guess
I really need to stop trying to 'weaken' Bonéka roughly 10 levels below mine...


I think this is my last shot at finding a Tewi. Of course, the odds of finding one as my first encounter is almost slim-to-none, but hey, it can't hurt to try, right?

C'mooon, bunny girl!

.....








(Even her personality's consistent pffft-)


I can't advance to Cerulean until I've got Surf, so I guess that's the end of my exploration of Kanto for now. :C

Which means...

MORE TRAINING And delivering that package or whatever

BUNNY! IT'S A CUTE LITTLE BUNNY RABBIT!

C'mere, little miss bunny rabbit, lets play together. n_n

Oh wow, congrats on the shiny Yamame! And the first in an area in a Nuzlocke too! :D

As for genders... I've been using exclusively all-female teams since Crystal, only making an exception recently for White 2 because I swore I'd stop with the excessive save-scumming and spending hours scouring the grass upending Pokemon to check their gender before catching them to check their natures and stats against each other. At least there was the good omen of getting a female starter with a decent nature on the first try?

Back when I was Netbattling I used female teams with Attract too, because no one else bothered to change their teams' genders (the default is male). Attract + Confuse Ray + Thunderwave on a female Lanturn was my favourite combination. Good luck getting an attack out after that! People I battled caught on quick and started to mix up their team's genders though. <.<

Anyway, yay for useless bunny girls only good for their sex appeal! Psychic types are my favourite~

"Ufufufu~"

I've got a male Star S and Parsee in my main team. Come to think of it, does Attract even exist in this game? If it does, a male Bonéka would be able to seduce pretty much everything.

Huh, I never heard that implication. I apologize.

... Come to think of it, I have no idea. I don't remember Attract being a move in the Touhoumon games I've played....

There is a Boneka ability called "Lesbian" in this game, though.
I... guess it's like Cute Charm?

(I should totally have that; my character's part succubus, after all. =P )

It's all good, no grudge is held. :) It's just that the 'trap' kind of thinking has gotten a lot of trans women killed. I'm glad that you now know, and will refrain from using it.

... Well, it's taken me a couple of days, but we've finally made it ashore!




... Now, normally I'd ignore people like you and take off into the next town like a lunatic, but I like the way you talk. Let's stop by this shack!



Repeat this another two times and it's basically all that happened in this place.

I was promised infectious hot beats soda and all I got were easy battles. Little girl, you lied to me. :C



... Much better. Kaime, you can lower your scythe now.




Er... Zigzagoon?


... Leaving that aside, it's time to actually explore Slateport Kaina City!

Kaina City BGM:

(No really, I'm serious; that's what the BGM is in the game)


I'm supposed to deliver this package to a Captain... Starboard? Port? Something like that, so I guess I'll take a visit to the nearest shipyard.


Yeah. I was supposed to give them to you or something, right?

.... I am so charging you guys overtime for this.



I did, however, manage to find the Name Rater, so the Miku is now an official bench warmer potential team member!


Hm. I don't think I've ever seen this cave before. Let's check this place out!


..... This place sells Moon Stones.

I have noticed that all of the fighting mons named after me are quite sadistic/murderous I wonder if I should be worried...

Hahaha
We are so poor.

If it makes you feel any better, I... might have played a small part in encouraging the team in using my methods of 'persuading' people to give me stuff.
H-hey, a girl's gotta make a living, right?


... I should probably deliver this stupid package to Captain Starboard, but first I want to head up north for a bit.


Hello, new friend! :D

You should be strong enough to at least take a hit, right?

Great! Now I just need to throw a Miko Or--

... Oh. Right.

I forgot to restock after catching Tewi.


I suppose I should go back to the Market and stock up... That big, blue-ish building should be what we're looking for.

... Wait, since when did we have to pay to enter a store?

Er.. I'm here to buy some Miko Orbs...?


Wait, what?



... Are you trying to imply something here?

The selection in this place is pretty weird. Nothing but fossils and ship-related trinkets and not a Miko Orb in sight. I'm starting to think this isn't the Ma--
Oh hey, this place's got an upstairs department! I'll just take a small peek...


You're welcome, by the way. I'm not sure what you're doing in a Bonéka Mart, but...



Look, buddy, I know you're probably just trying to do your job, but I'm trying to do mine over here. You can get to the stealing after I get paid, though



Surprising no-one at this point, the grunt challenges us to a fight anyway and is promptly stomped.




(I've already forgotten what his name was.)

Leader Somethingorrather accuses us of being in Team Kalkun, but immediately brushes it off because we don't look the part. He then leaves after saying something about the greatness of Water. Or something along those lines.


... But you're not thankful enough to actually pay us, right? :C

I think it also had a bit of Lunatic Princess in there.

After bidding farewell to Captain Penny-pinchington Starboard (and totally not asking Flonne to prank him later for his miserly ways), we happen to run into this guy.

Unfortunately, my attention span ran out and I completely zoned out on what he said. I'm pretty sure it wasn't important.

... Probably.


Fontaine later pointed out to me the sign that was next to the blue building. She then lectured taught me a lesson on the importance of reading signs.


Oh hi, Professor useless Birch! I'm surprised you managed to reach this place without being ambushed by another Kogasa or something.

Was there something you wanted?

Nothing of importance, then. Cool.

After saying his piece, Birch headed up north, but not before Becca "Borrowing" the sizeable amount of cash that was in his wallet.


I love my team. <3

Flonne's had her eye on a Fire Stone ever since I made my visit to the cave. Thanks to the extra spending money from Birch, I caved in. Shii, please stop looking at me with pity like that I'm so sorry



Visited the Trick House and got free candy. (The fact that Kaime was swinging her scythe all over the place probably helped.)

Well, time to head up towards Mauvi Kinsetsu Cit-- MARYYYYY


Same here! The team and I did a whole (offscreen) training montage and everything!



(Let's try something a little bit different for the battling music this time.)


The first Bonéka Mary sends out, to my surprise, isn't the CMeira from before, but a CMugetsu.

I had absolutely no idea what kind of typing the Bonéka had, so I requested LoofofBread to do what she does best.


It was quite effective.

Let's see, next up is...


There's only room for one badass Elly, and she's the one on my side. Kaime, why don't we show Mary's Bonéka the reason why you're superior?

Perfect.



I know this one's got the type advantage over you, but she also seems to be weak against steel-type attacks. Show her what your scythe can do!

... Or not.

Not to worry, a Chesto Berry should help fix this!

FFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Alright, alright. In hindsight, that was probably a bad idea type-wise. For that reason, Shii and Fontaine are out, which leaves...

Let's blind her a bit with Smokescreen! Surely it'll at least help in avoiding those kiss attac--


Why you little--

Your turn, Flonne!

... Confusion's better than sleep, at least! Burn the Gengetsu with Will-O-Wisp!


I swear to whatever's out there, I am going to beat the shit out of that Gengetsu. With my bare hands if necessary.


Let's finish her off with a Sludge, LoofofBread!



DAMN YOUUUUUUUU

It's fine, I've still got plenty of Chesto Berries! I can just feed her one and one more well-placed Sludge attack should finish things off!


Gengetsu succumbed to the burns inflicted by Flonne, but not before sending yet another status-inducing kiss our way. (Note: Most of the damage taken by LoofofBread was self-inflicted due to the confusion.)


I hate your Gengetsu so much.


I guess...



Well, thanks!


"harder for next time."
....



... You know what, Mary? You're right, we do need to train more.

Just keep this in mind. Next time...

We'll crush you with one strike.

C'mon team, let's keep going.



... Flonne? You alright there?

Flonne?



I'm so proud of you ；∀；

((I went back after making this update, and you're right. To be honest, I don't think I actually heard an entire loop of Kaina City's theme while I was there, since I was kinda darting here and there all over the place with the sound sped up and/or muted. Plus I thought using the flat-chested song as the background music was funnier))

I most certainly did not set fire to his trashcan! ...uhm...I mean..I evolved! Heck yeah!

I'm fabolous~

Hurting myself in confusion sounds like me alright.

I'm not familiar with Touhou at all so every time I see Star Sapphire mentioned, I think of this woman.
I wonder if anyone has ever made a Pokemon hack using superheroes?

Anyway, even though I'm confused as to who all these characters are, this game is very cute! If you have room, I would like to be one as well please.

Edit: Sorry for the snafu there, should be fixed now. :)

That's right! There's only enough room on this planet for one super awesome fighting champion, and that is me.

can i be a Bonemon? :D

SAKUYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ;A; Do'h well.

Also, that CNitori and CShizuha IS FLIPPING ADORABLEnsfajfka,sfhlaskfj;alsmf;almg;ldgk;aliasf

Of course you didn't. Atta girl. <3

If such a romhack exists, I'd totally play it. Then make a team composed entirely of the different versions of Batman, Robin and Batgirl

We made it to Kisetsu City!


I barged into a nearby bike shop and started to complain to the owner about life in general for a few hours. The owner was very generous, and even offered to let me swap bikes any time as long as I promise to never talk to him about my problems again.


Hm. I swear I've seen that kid somewhere before...



... Sorry, have we met before?


.... OH! That's right, you were that little jerk who interrupted my chat with dad and somehow caught an evolved Ellen through cheating!


Sure, why not?


He's only got one Bonéka, which probably means it'll be Ellen at a decent level. I'll let Becca handle this one!


.........






......

Did Wally... catch another CElly at some point after he made me white out? Was he just that bad at training that he managed to devolve his Bonéka and cause her to change genders?


WHOA THERE, buddy, You're way too clo-- Are you stalking us?


I've heard enough. Kaime, could you Triple Kick this creep in the face?

Gladly.

After Kaime is done, can I set fire to his clothes? :D

I have only the faintest idea what Touhou is, but cute girls as Pokemon means SOLD. If you have room I volunteer to be someone. I have yet to be an actual Pokemon in any LP yet.

So.. Uh... We should probably avoid the Kinsetsu area for a little bit. At least until the stalker guy regains consciousness. And until the burning smell goes away.

I wonder what I can find over here...

AAAAA SO CUTE



Welcome to the team, Sarasha! You could have been these Bonéka:



... But you happened chose to be the samurai-lady instead! :D



There's an Oldman shop in this town, too! And this time, I can actually afford stuff!


Yesssssssss

Here's what my current line-up looks like for Wattson:

But wait, what's this?



Fontaine and LoofofBread have been temporarily benched in favor of CombustibleOranges and Edelweiss! I'm hoping for an easy sweep with the help of these two.

Not much have changed in terms of moves for the other four, but...




((I'm not sure what I was thinking when I let Shii learn Metronome, but I'm probably not going to be using that anytime soon. I've seen a Nuzlocke run (with modified rules) where everything used Metronome, and the results weren't pretty. Hilarious, but not pretty.))

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

Your lineup is adorable! What types are Tenshi/Chen, Ground?

Tenshi's a Rock/Ground type, and Chen's a pure Ground type. Chen focuses on speed, while Tenshi's more of a slow-ish attacker. :D

...
I learned Metronome?
This may be a good moment to confess I have an unhealthy and stupid love towards that move. It's so RANDOM. Yet so possibly deadly in a Nuzlocke ::sadfaces::
Then again my Togepi once went Roar of Time on an innocent Rattata so.

The best Metronome I got from of my Togepi was Sacred Fire on a Fire-type. Adding insult to injury, the opponent had Flash Fire as its ability.

The next time I used the move, Self-Destruct.


... I am not well-loved by the RND Gods.

Ahaha....I forgot about....Self-destruct...
...
Maybe use it as a last resort thing? I'm a grass type, Arceus wait is there a god in this game everyone knows I'm destined to die.
Freaking Flannery and Skyla.

So.
I… Uh… Forgot to screencap most of the battles in the gym. By the time I realized, I’ve only got this one to show:

Not an electric-type, by the way.

… To what? A new religion? Energy plan?

So. Let me get this straight. You tried (and failed) to convert the city to a different religion, so the next logical step for you was to create electric gates that probably suck up a ton of power?



FIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHT

That’s more like it! Edelweiss, let’s do this!


That’s a Water/Electric type nopenopeno—
SHII!

Much better.

Ha! Mere paralysis won't slow Shii do--

H-hey! That’s dirty! I’m the only punk that gets to switch out Bonèka here!

I have no idea what kind of typing this one has, but it’s probably not a water type~ ♪


GODDAMN IT NOT THIS AGAIN

Unfortunately for the Yumemi, her Swagger does nothing but piss off Combustie, who deals a one-hit KO with Magnitude.
But seriously, what is it with this game’s obsession with confusing my ‘mons?

Shii finishes off the Chiyuri from earlier with a well-placed Bullet Seed attack.


Proving herself as credit to team, Becca effortlessly dispatches the next Bonèka with a bite attack.
That’s three down, one more to go! What now?

… Oh dear.

Wattson’s EChiyuri sounds like a Bonèka with a signature move up her sleeve. Shii should be able to take a hit or two… But first, let’s do something about that pesky paralysi—

wait what


Pffft- nevermind, then.
A Razor Leaf or three should do the tr—


ASDAGDSDFH;;

Luckily, I’ve got plenty of Super Potions in handy!
As I was saying, a Razor Leaf or three should do the jo—


YOU CHEATING BASTARD
And to those pointing out that I’m doing the same thing, sh-shut up


GREAT SUCCESS




Thanksforthestuffbyyyyyeeee

That… was pretty disappointing, actually. I was kinda expecting to showcase Edelweiss and Combustie a bit more…

This will do nicely.

Ahahaha~ Just wait until you get to the endgame~ Full Restores everywhere. Semi-legendary Bonéka with random trainers. Ridiculously high levels. JAVA REGION IS HELL. (Also you can't use Fly to get around, so be prepared to walk. A LOT.)

Full Restores should not appear in gyms. should not. sob. so many lives..

Ahem! Hey,master if anyone...hurts..the team, I can "prank" them,right?

Oh god I thought I was a goner for a second there.
Who knew I'd be useful in a gym again.