Never Enough Pokémon Games! Let's Play Touhoumon World Link!

I wasn't expecting to be picked so quickly, but I am so ready to KICK. SOME. ASS.

...just, you know, not in a volcano.

I am going to enjoy the upcoming stompage from Winona :D :D
It's not like I still hold a grudge against her for how badly her Altaria crushed my team in my childhood what are you talking about

... I forgot to mention this before, but I am now very much aware of why I preferred GSC's Pokégear over RSE's PokéNav. Pokégears came with their own radio, and most importantly you can delete people from your contact list.


I keep getting calls from this guy in particular, and his last call to me involved him giggling (creepily) over seeing two CHina fight each other and wondering aloud whether or not he should catch the winner.

Why not make Loofofbread spin-kick his shins instead? :D I'm sure Loofy wont mind right?

... I think I might need to pay Route 114 a little visit.

Also, dat charisma

We obviously need a Remilia in that party (and Flan) just because.

Someone's gonna be enjoying the trip there~ :D

Several (satisfying) spin-kicks to the shins later, Steve has agreed not to call me unless he considers it to be of utmost importance. We'll see how long it takes for him to mess that up.


Two new moves presented without comment.


The idiots from earlier have moved on, so I guess I've got no choice but to head up. I hate mountain climbing.

!!

:D

:D
I love Mountain climbing!

... Seriously, the Bonéka in this area are so weird. Maybe it's the local tap water...

The two below me ignore my polite-ish requests for them to move, so I'll just have to ask someone higher up in the chain!

Well... yeah, but in my defense, your minions are blocking my way to the next town. We'll be off on our merry way if you tell them to mo--

Like I said, I don't really care. Look, if you can just get that grunt blocking the path out of the way...

FINE THEN.

Becca's more than enough to take on all of your Bonéka!

Holy crap that is just freakin' adorable I want one

And her, too!


So your boss is up ahead, then? Finally, I can ask someone relatively intelligent for a change!



Hi, sorry for interrupting your monologuing and all, but could you do me a favour and get that asshole blocking the path to move? I just want to get to the next gy--

... yeeeah, my bad. In my defense, I got kinda lost, and that guy was being a jerk, so...

Look, I'll pretend that I didn't see anything and go if you'll just get that guy to mov--

GODDAMN IT MAN, JUST LISTEN TO ME

Oh Squishyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy <3

I

I think I kinda want in. As any kind of pokémonBoneka, they are all so cute that I don't mind giving my name to any of them. W-would that be alright?

(As long as you can handle copious amounts of silly, you'll be fine.)

I am made of copious amounts of silly.

Kodok leader battle BGM:








Thank you! Now we can finally head down to--


-- GAAAH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE

KAIME, TRIPLE KICK TO THE FACE


TRIPLE KICK TO THE FACE



Rage is gone now. Deep breaths, deep breaths.

I think we should get off this volcano, I'm starting to feel a little light headed.


Oh look, patch of grass! You know what that means? :D


It means someone accidentally knocks out a wild Bonéka due to a poorly-timed crit.

Her hat was so fabulous, too.... :'C

Then you are more than qualified to join the team. :P



There's a rather large hot spring in Lavaridge Fuen town, so we'll stop by the Bonéka Center for a bit.

I get dizzy in hot springs, so you guys can go on ahe--




.........




....

Why not, I guess?

It'll "take some time", eh?

'Scuse me for a moment...


AODGSGLAKN;DSAHK;SA

ASFKLDSHA;SASAD
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Glad to have you on board, VaticanCameos! The rest of the update will be nothing but me flailing around for a bit.

*muffled laughter*

You should've seen the look on your face, Squishy; it was absolutely priceless!

*continues to laugh as Koataine jumps back into the hot spring*

(lol Koataine)

(INCOHERENT SQUEALING)

....
Wh-what's going on...?
...I'm kind of scared....

Ohmyorbs, I love Eiki too! (I'm trying to get out of calling her Shikieiki) You gotta grind her for levels on the side!

You know what? I want in too. Make me a Boneka, I don't care what kind.

They're just so cute.

Don't be so sure. You could end up being Genji... or Suwako's hat.

I have no idea what those things are, but they sound good to me.

We're bringing a child into combat? I am not sure about the wisdom in that decision. Ah, not that I'm questioning your decisions, Master! And all of us can see that she makes you happy...

Fine, I will keep watch over her until her strength improves. I give my word of honor that no harm will come to her while she is under my care, Master!

I'm usually crazy enough to grind everyone for levels on the side.

.... Almost everyone, since Grue-chan is staying in the box.

In that case, I have the perfect Bonéka in mind for you!

※Kidding, by the way.

I'm counting on you!

I remember my last Touhoumon Nuzlocke team consisted of nothing but Rinnosukes, Genjis, Unzans, Suwako's hats and Youkis thanks to a self-imposed rule. Good times...

Good times.

I'll do my best too, I won't let either of you down!
J-just don't leave me behind...*whimper*

(Not sure how far to go with the Lonely nature :V )

Ahhh, I want to play this game! But I can't get VirtualBoy to run /anything/ on my computer. I'm thinking I might switch to Linux and try downloading that version or something...

They're all so cute~

You sure? Emerald and derivates require special configuration. Maybe you derped the settings? Or you could download a modded version.

Unyaaaaa~~~ I missed my (admittedly short) time actually on the team completely! Awww~~~

It's all good though, if you run into another, that's good. Also, my want for being a Yukari still stands~ o3o Because biggest troll in series.

((At least you were mourned. :D ))

Listen to me your elders and you will be fine.
*Sigh* Here, take my hand. You will not be left behind.

Since Fontaine seems to be a bit distracted with the Hot Springs, let's bring in a new guest party member for Flannery!

You folks remember Tewi, right?


I have no idea when she borrowed my wallet, but the next thing I know, she's an AReisen and I'm 25000 <insert currency here> poorer. I'm not really complaining that much, since she gets a rather nice stat boost out of it.


Hey guys, I'm here for a new b-- OH GOD WHY IS IT SO HOT

Let's just get this over with so we can get out of here faster.



PLEASE STOP TALKING AND START FIGHTING



The first one goes down without a hitch. One down, three to go!

That... was a bit close, but still! Two down!

Three down, one to go!


....

That is not a fire-type. Also, Unzan's face is really derpy.

LoofofBread's Sludge attack manages to poison the EIchirin in one shot, but she's badly wounded. Let's switch out for Combustie! She's got good defenses that can take anything the nun/cloud-thing throws at her!


WHY DO YOU KNOW ICE PUNCH AAAAAH

I healed up Kaime a little bit earlier and she's never let me down before! Let's finish things with a Triple Ki--

> EIchirin used B. Nightbird!
> It's super effective!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


... Kaime?


Buddy?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

.......



Kaimeanogo, the Elly
Lv 5 - 31
.....

This is the first time I've lost my starter 'mon in a Nuzlocke. It's... It's a real punch to the gut, y'know?

Depending on what comes first, I'm naming the first fighting-type or scythe-wielding Bonéka after you.


((Also, I've let things slide in terms of Gym Leader shenanigans (Roxanne's Tenshi being underleveled, that goddamn Hisou Sword), but this is the first time I've wanted to call out bullshit. B. Nightbird is Mystia's signature move, not Ichirin's.))

Taking a small break from updating, need to get started on sewing up a friend's birthday+Christmas present by Tuesday.

Unfortunately I can't find a modded version...and I think my computer just stopped liking Visualboy; can't seem to load any of my other games either.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah; nothing like a hot bath to make one perky and relaxed. n_n I can't wait to tell Squishy this joke one of the elderly people made; it was really funny! Now where did I pu/

... Squishy?

*Leaps out of the Hot Spring and runs straight for Squish*

... Squiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiishyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....

Squshy? Squishy-kins? Squishy-Squishy?

Say something to me... please.... </3

I'm probably supposed to be locked in the box and not capable of doing this, but fuck logic. <_< >_>

Kaime...oh no...
If I didn't almost die....Kaime never would have had too.....
Squiiish, I'm soooorrrrrrry......
*sob*

NONONONONONONO! KAIMEANOGO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo--

We've lost so many already! I swear when I become a Boneka I'll avenge all of our fallen comrades *rubs away forming tears* REVENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGE!

Also, for an ice breaker, when you typed out "EIchirin" I mentally read it as "ELChirin" lol. Brain. Water u doing. Stahp.

...H-hey....
Why are her eyes still closed?
Isn't she supposed to awake by now....?
You're not meant to sleep that long....
...
Why aren't you waking up Kaime?

Hey! I told you to hold my hand, where do you think y--oh. Not again. Who did this!? Tell me where to find them and I'll--I thought Kaime was strong, how did this...

Vati, come here. We're going to go outside, away from...all this and I'm going to explain some things to you, okay? Just come with me, alright?

Flonne, it happened again. I need to watch over Vati so could you please take care of whoever did this?

((Sorry VaticanCameos, you have a nickname now! XD))

Sara?
What's going on?
Wh-why isn't she...
Oh.
...Oh
....
*grabs hand*

(Well, so do you. Guess we're even~)

((That works! :D ))

kjakldfjlkajfdlkjadskfj Sarasha and VaticanCameos need to stop being so cute now. Guise, srsly, water you doing to mah feels? Staaaahp~ <3

Also also... "Unyaaa, Kaime-syama! I didn't expect to see you here. You were always so strong, but I guess it's nice to see a friendly face, nya~ I feel sorry for the friends we left behind though, unyaaa..."

GUISE. STOP BEING ADORBS. STOP GIVING ME REASONS TO POSSIBLY SHIPCUDDLES YOU.

WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST TYPED.

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