Faster Than Light is a space-based roguelike that involves exploration, combat, teleporting bombs, and sentient slugs. It's an ironman system, which of course means you have one "life" (in this case, our ship) and if you die, the game's over. FTL somewhat compensates for this emotional anguish by being very brief - you can finish a playthrough in a matter of hours. This LP may encompass several playthroughs, because it's entirely possible we will burn to death / asphyxiate / become tasty snacks for roving space-mantises within the first 10 minutes of the game. I'm going to assume people are generally familiar with the game and won't do as much explanation as Ben Sones did in his excellent LP, but we're all about audience participation up in this star-cruiser, so speak up with questions, comments, and snarky derisive remarks about our boarding party dying horribly. Except here's the thing: you are the boarding party. Thus, I need volunteers! At least three lucky winners will become the starting characters on our fresh-baked starship. I'm also looking for suggestions for ship names. Holla!