Official 2012 Democrat Gloating/Republican Tears Thread

Or alternatively, post it on a Fox forum where it might possibly engender some instances of sober reflection and re-evaluation.

And failing that, at least we don't have to see it.

Watch out for drew!

Ann Romney isn't taking their defeat too well.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/polit...079a-38a9-11e2-8a97-363b0f9a0ab3_story_1.html

White people problems.

I'm wondering if whoever wrote "trying to get back to riding her horses" was snickering like I'm snickering. If they didn't want to make her sound like an ancien regime aristocrat they'd probably have said "trying to get back to her hobbies" or something.

First World Problems meme should probably use a picture of Ann Romney crying.

While riding her horse

Close enough?

Sheesh, too much information Alligator.

The joke I heard (maybe it was here) was that Ann was actually relieved Mitt didn't win because she didn't want to downsize to a smaller house.

I read a nice article about what the Romneys are doing now...
http://www.theawl.com/2012/12/the-amazing-reformation-of-mitt-and-ann-romney
Kind of heartwarming in a way.

Oh, shit.

Though I don't know who that reflects more poorly on.

That's actually pretty good advice.

Even better, don't alienate 52.7% of the country.

By accidentally telling them how you really feel.

Interesting. I wonder, in a non-paranoid way, if Cox knows them a bit socially or felt their humanity/self-awareness merited attention.

I.... I think that's an elaborate fiction.

It's definitely fiction.

Yeah, IIRC the "Story Time" pieces on TheAwl are all satirical, like The Onion.

It is fiction. And I did not realize this when I posted the link. On the one hand, I am proud that I am not so cynical that I can't possibly believe something like this could be real. But on the other hand, I am a bit ashamed that I could be so naive. From heartwarming to heartbreaking in the span of 8 posts. Nah, just kidding. I don't really care. I guess cynical wins.

Damn, had me fooled for a minute or two that Mitt wasn't a complete sociopath that was entirely out of touch with society. Articles like that really should have better tags for being fake. Is TheAwl all fake, like the Onion, it didn't seem to be, which just made it more deceptive.

Hey remember that Unskewed Polls dude?



Yeah, that guy.

Well he did an interview. It's, uh, interesting.

I couldn't decide where to put this, but I felt pretty gloat-y after I read it so this will do.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/12/...ll-filibusters-himself/#.UMEqSZduVXM.facebook

Executive summary: McConnell introduces debt ceiling reform bill to make point, Reid calls his bluff, McConnell has to filibuster his own bill.

I <3 that so much. McConnell forced to embarrass himself as his idiotic bluff is called.

I don't know who accredits satirical publications, but I don't think this one is real. Unfortunately.

satirical news sites are getting annoying.

Well they pinky-swore it was real, so... could be?

That is so beautiful.

Let's hope so, because it is quite fantastic.

You're fucking with me, right? These are not all different women.... right? Guys? Somebody help me out, I can't tell.

Holy shit. She's always been pretty repulsive, but I think she's actually gotten worse since I last checked in on her.

That level of vitriol is... wow. That's even more than I would expect from her.

So... umm.. yeah. Nice to know she's still around, I guess.

No, that's a myth. The tears are just the result of Coulter's normal hissing and huffing, a behavior that often accompanies feeding. Air forced through the sinuses may mix with tears in her lacrimal, or tear, glands emptying into the eye.

Her neck has always weirded me out. And that shot of her in that article makes her look like a still from nope.avi

What? Do all right wing blonde Fox News ladies look alike to you? You racist. :D

Not gonna lie, took me a few looks to realize they were all different ladies. :D

It's the curiously large adams apple....

I think she's just in the process of swallowing her prey.

Seriously, do you have anything to contribute to this thread that isn't creepy?

Even if it wasn't creepy, "hurr hurr she looks like a man" is about as stale a joke as anybody could possibly make about her.

What's wrong with you?

Funny, I thought I was in the "Santorum", I took my beating over a stupid bad joke post nobody would understand that I made before my morning coffee, but I've seen alot worse here including a link to a blog about f-ing Coulter in the A.
A stale joke, yes, but not creepy. I've seen alot worse here.

Yeah, you're in the Santorum. That means the threshold for bans is higher, not that people magically can't respond when you say stupid shit.

Wah wah wah, other people have said worse. That's true, but the same excuse won't get you out of a speeding ticket, now will it?