OH GOD THEY BROKE OUT OF THE WARSAW GHETTO ALERT THE PANZERS

I want to run a cake vs. pie LP. Might do this for the holiday.

Pie gives me WONDERFEELS!!! ^___^

Someone's morning whiskey's kicked in, I see...

It's not morning if you haven't slept yet

"LADIES :3" -- a game with content tailored for the ladies.
"...forever alone..." -- for lonely, lonely people looking for a computer game capable of filling that void.

(cheesecake and yeast plum cake. no contest)

Dammit work; why do you keep me away from all the good stuff? Barring that, having finally read the entire saga through completely (though I guarantee I will have forgotten ninety percent of it when I'm done posting), I shall leave a few of my own thoughts about this. I ended up not posting during the (IE: my, on Broken Forum) first major drama thread that popped up because I had belief I'd be nothing but rehashing already-stated commentary; I am not going to repeat that process again.

But with that minor tangent out of the way....

I'm guilty of a fair chunk of what is considered 'poor behavior' on BF; it is truth, and I will not deny that. What would that be? Well I'm glad you asked, Sunny Jim even if you really didn't:

A) Lurking solely in the LP forum

Yes, I have stepped out of said board previously, as some may recall from my having liked a few posts of theirs. However, those few do not give the justification of having donated time (that I don't exactly have these days) outside the Lets Play forum, and therefore I should make an effort to go out of the house and say 'Hello' to my neighbors; I agree with that. My biggest issue is, as stated last sentence, time; time I have already designated into performing other tasks I gave myself. Whether it be trying to beat my high score in Tetris, trying to reach level 106 in Adventure Quest, or finally getting past the second level in Ghosts 'N Goblins; or perhaps it's a life thing and I gotta clean up the basement, or even (because it's that time of year)... Christmas shopping. Will there be a moment where I actually delve into other things that are not associated with LPs? Sure... when I haven't intended myself to be doing this, that, or the other thing. And as much as you may be thinking, "Well why don't you just stop what you're doing and go over there right now?" Simple; this train's got no brakes.

B) :) :( :D D: :* ^_^ n_n v_v MAKE IT STOP!

I'm guilty of using smileys in a completely and unnecessary manner (then again, smileys are NEVER of necessity). I ended up using these little things when I had the realization that some of the commentary I had been posting could be easily considered offensive when I, in reality, meant them in humor (read: NOT what spawned the last drama thread, but close too it); and thus, "=P" became a bit more associated with my text-speech (along with many other smileys over time). My Life's Story aside, while I myself have no issue with the 'every now and again' degree of smiley usage, I am completely aware that others do not share that same degree. Then again, if you're visiting one of my LP threads (or, in all expectation, ANY post I made) and are in the vicinity of me typing permanently in this format, then take a guess at which finger I've erected right now (hint; it isn't the first one you thought of). =P

C)One fence; Two lawns. Which grass is greener?

As stated in Point A, I am a happy camper of the Lets Play board, and could easily live out my time on Broken Forum on said board. However, while ignorance is bliss to some, I cannot deny the existence of those who post alongside myself in said board; whether they are the regular posters (how the hell did I typo that to 'posteriors'), or those dipping their toes for the very first time (newbies or old geezers regardless). Now, I'm honestly not sure how this happened (maybe it was already there and I was just unaware, or perhaps it's the other way around), but the presented hostility not only seems unwarranted, but unjustified. I would hardly consider what is, at the end of the day, a passing glance at another person(s) as a sound call on judgement. There will be no examples here; there are too many to make (whether presented in the immediate vicinity or elsewhere) that serves as examples. Heck, there were people here making explicit comments in their posts stating that were not trying to offend, or were not speaking with malicious intent; it's a nice gesture, but why on Earth is it coming to that? Was there ANY reason for them to have believed that they themselves "needed" (I use the word loosely) to provide that snippet in order to come off as such?

Maybe I just have the wrong idea. Perhaps the impressions is there, but not in reality? It just leaves me horribly confused. The bolded heading serves as, likely, the best inquiry I could make about the subject matter.

I had a fourth point I wanted to post, but by this point, I'm satisfied with my post (even if I feel I've only just monologue'd to myself the entire time); If I do happen to remember it, I may or may not bring it up in the future (though, considering the life span of this thread, it's up in the air); we'll see what happens.

In closing, Lum and Ely are magnificent bastards, Dan is the best poster on the Forum, Ozzo hasn't licked enough faces, and I love all of you.

Be seeing you.

Chris Claremont wants his Wolverine dialogue back.

i feel incredibly uncomfortable right now.

why does the darker haired cartoon character have half a chololate chip cookie stuck wrong-way-round in his/her mouth? and is the other cartoon ccharacter cleaning cookie crumbs off the face or just licking for fun?

Context: Darker haired girl (Haruhi) bit off part of a cookie, lighter haired boy (Hikaru) is teasing her by licking the crumbs off her face under the pretense of 'cleaning' her.

It's somewhat hypnotic. I want to look away but I just keep staring...

Because a protagonist can't eat cookies like a normal person.

You see, dear Mrs. Widget, in animu, when eating cookies, you either:
1) Eat the whole thing in one bite, then BLUSH AT HOW MUCH OF A GODDAMN PIG YOU'RE BEING YOU FILTHY GLUTTON
2) Bite it, inexplicably take it out of your mouth, then put the other end in your mouth for a photo op.
3) people just wanna take a bite of the other goddamn half of your cookie like a jerk

also that other guy is licking the first person because idk it's a show about some chick that pretends to be a dude and she's involved in what is essentially an escort service for females in high school, but not because no sex. I forget what the word is, lemme look it up.

Your spoiler is fantastic and the word is 'host club'.

THERE you go, that's the word.

See, the sad part of this is that I've seen the voice actors for this in person. I have spoken with these people. And I feel so bad for them because they have all these crazed fans that are like "OH CHARACTERNAME-SAN YOU'RE SO HOT" and this middle-aged man is just like "uh thanks?" and then they start offering sexual favors and that's when I have to step in and say "that was inappropriate, you need to leave now".

And then the crying and the flailing starts and real life is not like your shows guys
sorry
ptsd

Nothing will get you to have negative feelings for anime quite like working for a giant anime convention.
absolutely nothing.

When do we get The Dark Side of Cosplay?

I'm not asking for it, mind you. I just want to be prepared.

I'm sparing everyone from that. Because it's so incredibly easy to find online.
You don't need me for that, Oz. You've had the power inside of you all along.

I like that only because I couldn't LOVE it.

Aeon, do you often find yourself misunderstood?

Or is it just me?

How do you even GET to that level of brokenness?

i can't stop screaming
when i close my mouth, there's just this anguished cry coming from my throat

i'm so...i'm so distressed.

That... what... huh... buh... my brain...



The application 'EruditeDragon' has crashed.
Abort, Retry, Fail?

I had forgotten that this existed. Thanks so much, Lum.

You know, when I posted that first gif, I wasn't asking for it to spiral into putting us all off Open Source Anything for the next ten years.

Remember when I said "I'm not asking for it"?

I shouldn't have even brought it up. Sorry all.

Excuse me while I apply brain breach liberally to my brain. I don't want to remember remembering once remembering the matter under discussion.

No, you're Mad. Quite Mad.

...I have no con stories that can top that (though that's mainly because I've gone to all of 3 cons in my life). I'm not sure whether to be sad or relieved at that fact... but I'm going to go with the latter.

Most cons apply plenty of brain breach.

(it's funny because typo LOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLZZZZZ /sigh)

I think there was a similar line in the 2010 GenCon program, actually...