Oh Look! Another Pokemon LP! (Pokemon Yellow)

I want to be a candy-coated Pokemon! :D

Erhm. Okay...?
...Oh fuck. I don't even remember his name. Am I even supposed to?
Uhhhh-

...Oh
Er!..
For shame Sir Stalker! Not even remembering your own grandson's name!
You're such a bad gramps!
*shifty eyes*

I jump, not expecting the old stalker to shout.

FFF- WHAT.

Hold on.
Are you high? Because that sounds high.

WHAT.
...
AM I HIGH?!
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU PUT IN MY CEREAL.

WHAT.
...
...
...
I AM NEVER EATING CEREAL AGAIN.

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OH THANK MEW.
It's only my room...And computer.
Computer=Safe.
I boot up the sucker.

Oh hey!


My potion.
After safely receiving my item of safety I stumble downstairs.
Intent on questioning my mom about Sir Stalker.

Mom?
I approach her hesitantly.

I- Wait what?
Apparently she caught onto my confusion and cut off her sentence. Instead starting one up about Sir Stalker.

...
Well he can go fuck himself.
...Okay. That didn't help matters. I was thrown out with a shout to go see him 'or else'
But not before she said one chilling phrase.
"Master Vide is watching over Baro's head..."
I swirl around to look at her, yet she's only serenely sipping her tea.
A shudder rolled up my spine and I rushed out as quickly as possible.

W-what the hell was that about...?
I grimace at the mere thought and busy myself in heading over to Sir Stalker's lab.

Of course. He's not here.
I leave before Gary can get a word in. Marching out towards the front of the town
Maybe this is the chance I need to leave?

I look around hesitantly before entering the tall grass.

Huh.
This isn't so bad...I wonder why Mom and Sir Stalker forbid me from leaving town-

OH FUCK-!!
SWEET MEW. WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!?

WELL I KNOW THAT.
IDIOT.

I-
....
...
..
.
What.

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GOOD GOD, NOWHERE IS SAFE D8

RUN AWAY, RUN A... I forgot how much better the sprites look in yellow.

Baro is not the curse. He is only the catalyst that started it.

Eee- I forgot to upload all of my pictures to Imgur.
Have a sneak while I prepare better.


WHAT IS HAPPENING.

WHY.

WHAT IS HAPPENING.

WHY.

Pardon?
Hold on, are you offering a way out....?

WAIT WHAT.
Ohhh nonononono-!
MOM HELP ME. I PROMISE NOT TO NOTICE YOUR CREEPY PHRASES

MOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

OHMEWOHMEWOHMEWOHMEWOHMEW

-!!!
Oh thank you Mew!!!
Gary is here!
Sir Stalker wouldn't dare do anything in front of witnesses!

I let myself relax as Gary starts yelling at Oak.
Might as well enjoy a good show.
(How the hell did I manage to get Gary's sprite to face the side? xDD)
I just barely hold in my snickers.
Hah! Even Sir Stalker forgets about you!
Then I freeze. Lately it seems everyone is forgetting about Gary...
Hell even his own parents don't swing around anymore...
Fuck I'm starting to sympathize.
QUICK SIR STALKER SAY SOMETHING INAPPROPRIATE.

...Pictured above is the best grandfather ever.

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Who told you anywhere was?

I love how ridiculously expansive this has become.

Er...Yes.
(Ignore random BALL at the beginning)
...! Is this what I think it is?!

IT IS.
HELL YEAH.
Just as I get ready to spring forward, Gary interrupts.

I couldn't help but feel a small twinge of guilt at that.

I relax.
Good no more guilty guilt for me.
I rush forward to the table reaching out for the Pokeball.

Gary swiftly charges at me as soon as my fingers graze the red top.
Shoving me away as he claims it himself.

AW HELL NAW.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I ACTUALLY FELT GUILTY FOR A MOMENT.

DICK.
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Weee~! After this I'll post one more update then I'm done for the night~

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*silently fuming*

OH FOR THE LOVE OF-
Oak.
One minute you're completely ignoring his opinions, and now you're GIVING HIM MY POKEMON.
MAKE UP YOUR MIND.

*grumble grumble*

I immediately perk up.
DO IS STILL GET A POKEMON?
I rush up to him

...Wait.

FIRST YOUR GRANDSON STEALS MY ORIGINAL POKEMON AND NOW YOU'RE GIVING ME A WILD ONE.
WHAT.

I growl, but take the thing anyway.
Best not look a gift horse in the mouth...

Hmph.
Might as well give him a name...

...Okay, Link.
Let's work together yeah?
We gotta show Gary Oak who's boss!
I'm going to turn you into the most badass Pikachu yet! Just wait 'till the world sees you!

--And thus the official journey of Link and Charles begins~
See you lot tomorrow~

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Good old jerk Gary. Back when rivals really were just the worst damn thing ever.

Instead of giving you random gifs or not being rival at all.

Good times.

And constantly talking about smelling you later.


Good times.

'Smell ya later' was so confusing to me. I was only starting to learn English at the time and I KEPT TELLING MYSELF 'I want to sniff you at an advance date' COULDN'T be what he was trying to tell me.

XD

Smell you later is a stupid phrase even if you're a native speaker. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN.

I used to get sad when Gary said 'Smell you later', because I thought I messed up and made the rival hate me.
My brother had to explain to me that I wasn't playing the game wrong, and that he's meant to be a jerk.

Ahem. If I may?

What I think the writers meant with 'Smell ya later' was from the olden days when kids said 'You stink!'
Implying that Gary thought your battling sucked. Or YOU sucked point blank.
...
DID I JUST GET INTO THE MIND OF GARY OAK.

I assumed later on that he was bastardizing 'see you later' because he didn't like me, but I wasn't very confident in my English abilities when I was 12, so I assumed the likelier theory was I just didn't have the vocabulary to decipher him.

12 year old me thought Gary Oak was smart.

No, smell you later is like an actual phrase; I've heard it in other EXTREME RADICAL things from the 90's. It is indeed meant to imply that the person on the receiving end possesses an unpleasant odor, but it is also a really freaking stupid way of saying it.

...WOULD IT BE OKAY IF I LIKE MY THEORY BETTER.
AT LEAST THEN GARY SOUNDS A BIT CLEVER.

Hey, haven't you guys seen that one episode of The Simpsons? In the future instead of saying goodbye we will all say smell you later!
Also, I feel weird. Fry's dog died this year, and in three years time Marty McFly will travel here and save his future son. Also we will all feel bad that we didn't create hoverboards and flying cars like in the movie.

Imagine how people must have felt in 1984.

BRB watching Back to the Future for the 26th time.

WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO MY THREAD.

It has come back, Vati... FROM THE FUTURE.

People who make BTTF references get my instant <3

Not that I didn't love all you guys already.

WHERE WE'RE GOING WE DON'T NEED TEETH.
WE'RE GOING TO...
BTTF REFERENCES.

THIS IS ACCEPTABLE.

WHY DID YOU MENTION THAT.
THAT'S BAD.
YOUR FEELS SHOULD FEEL BAD.

And then Vide woke up.

OMG BTTF REFS! <3<3<3<3<3

And then Vide went home.

Back on topic if while on your nuzlocke run you catch a psyduck I hope it is named James if a boy or Carol if a girl.

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE PUT UP MY ALARM CLOCK.
CHRIST.
*cough*

Well I'm about to leave. I was planning to have a little time to post an update but....
I'll be back in a couple of hours~

For the love of- WHAT.
Can me and my Pokemon have a moment of dramatic partnership building in PEACE.

...Oh this'll be good.
C'mon Link let's show him who's boss!
Link responded with a bored look. I frowned and went to give the Pikachu an encouraging speech
But Gary was adamant and was already rushing forward.

Urgh.
Link just work with me okay?
It'll be over quicker that way.
The Pikachu gave me a pained look before shifting infront of me. Preparing to battle.

...OH THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR.
THAT ASSHOLE GETS AN EEVEE?!
Link growls and I snap back to Earth.
Hmph. Fine Link, what moves you got?

That's all...?
I sigh but call in my order.
Gary following my lead swiftly.

AW COME ONE.
FUCKING CRITICAL HITS.
And the battle went on.
Embarrisingly, I was forced to use my potion after the Eevee scored a few more hits.
However we managed to beat them in the end.


AW YEAH!~
We make a good team, ay Link?
He just throws a bland look my way. Yawning as he turned his back to me.
I'm pretty sure my right eye twitched.

Hah!
Link may not be the...best partner. But you bet your ass you picked wrong!
Link still ignores me. I bite back an annoyed sigh.

YEAH YOU BETTER RUN.

....?
OI!
THAT'S MY CATCHPHRASE.
GET YOUR OWN.
...
DICK.

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Hahaha Oak's last line.