Oh Look! Another Pokemon LP! (Pokemon Yellow)

OH BY THE WAY.
I DECIDED TO ATTEMPT TO GIVE YOU CHARLES AND PIKACHU!LINK FEELS.
BECAUSE WHY NOT.
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I've always been a wild pokemon. Even my parents were born in this area, next to the dreary town of Pallet.
We were never bothered. Especially not by other pokemon. Considering all of us were either higher leveled or super effective against them.
And then a boy strolls into the grass.
He got my attention simply because no one ever does that. Not since that one brat's parents got mauled by Rattatas. (I wonder if that creepy old codger ever told him...?)
So I approached the boy. However I was swiftly intercepted by that creepy professor.
He caught me. And I was given to that same boy.
I refused to talk to him at first. Why should I? He was the reason I was trapped in that damned ball.
After a brief fight with that one brat( Oh. He really doesn't know about his parents.) I was allowed to stay out of the prison. He even said he would've let me anyway...
...
I refuse to like him.
...
Turns out he's a good trainer. He knew what moves to use against what. I didn't even growl once!
...
I don't like him Mewdammit.
...
Oh! Did he just call that codger Sir Stalker? Hah, finally someone sees.
...
I...think I like him.
...
Pfft. The poor kids so oblivious. Does he really think he can leave this place without doing something?
He might need a guide...
Oh hell I'm actually thinking about it.
...
Okay fine I like him.
The only human to actually like me.
Maybe we can be partners after all.
Looks like he'll need it after that little Mom incident.
...
I-
That bird is...
...
He's mine dammit.
...
After that little Pidgey incident, I tried to go back to normal.
But...I can't let her have my trainer.
I'll have to state my territory. I claim his shoulder and she backs off.
Good.
...
Fuck. I didn't mean to snap at him.
I was just...starting to get worried.
...
I don't want him to leave me.
Not for those other stupid Pokemon.
Especially not for that brat.
...
...
Sometime in the future.
Sorry, Charles.
(...Whatever. Let's just get going yeah?)
Yeah...
(Oh and...I'm sorry too.
!
(I like you Link. You're a great partner. No way I'm going to leave you anytime soon.)
...I...
Thanks.
(Your welcome...And...Thank you too. I mean, thanks for standing by me.)

Always.

Next>>

8'( Why are all the pokemon LPs filled with feels?

jlajsdfjasldfjasdj SOOO KYOOOT~ <333

Welcome to 90% of the LP forum.

...
Did...
Did my writing do this...?
I'M NOT EVEN THAT GOOD.

HUSH. YOU ARE. I WILL HEAR NO CONTRADICTIONS ON THIS MATTER.

Now straighten up and fly right, young lady, or I'm sending you to bed without dinner.

Well at least you're not sending her left; seriously, those lefts can be real assholes sometimes. <_<

I...
I'm actually tearing up a bit.
...
Stop giving me feels.
I just...
...
E-excuse me.
*hides in a corner*

I let Kaimeanogo(Kai) from her Pokeball next to Route 1.
Looks like another training session...
Kai leaps from foot to foot in her excitement, punching the air a few times.
I grin at her and gesture to towards the tall grass.
Lets get started, yeah?
Kai cheers and dives straight in.



Kai jumps out with something akin to a feral laugh. And feral she was.
I couldn't count the number of critical hits the Mankey had scored against her opponents.
Link twitches and I pat his head without thinking.
We both freeze.
Er..
(...Hey.)
Um, yeah?
(Sorry. For, uh, snapping at you....Just frustrated I guess.)
...It's fine, I'm sorry too. I was frustrated too I guess.
Link nods and relaxes on my shoulder.
So, do you mind if I check if I did see Gary?
(No. It's okay.)
I grin and we make our way back to the bricked road.

Oh hey! It is Gary!

Hello, Rival Dear.

Is that where this road leads?
But no I was-

You don't eith-

So you tried to-

CAN I TALK FOR ONE SE-


YOU KNOW WHAT.
FINE.
YOU WANT A FUCKING BATTLE.
I'LL GIVE YOU A FUCKING BATTLE.
DICK.

LINK KICK HIS ASS.
(Oh gladly!)


Kai has a glint in her eye that I'm starting to relate to blood.
NO MERCY KAI.

...
HOT DAMN YOU ARE AMAZING.
REMIND ME TO NEVER GET ON YOUR BAD SIDE.
Kai laughs wildly and returns to my side.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY NOW, RIVAL DEAR?

what did you just say.

WHAT.
DID.
YOU.
SAY.
Gary, sensing danger, flees.
HIIIIISSSSS.
(Charles, calm down.)
I hate him.
(I know you do, now settle.)
I harrumph but stop my ranting.
One day I'll make him know how good I really am...
(Hah. If you're sure of that. Let's make a pact.)
A pact?
(Yup. A pact with our current party of three- your first catches.)
...What kind of pact?
(One day, no matter what, you'll be the best. You'll be champion of Kanto.)
...
No matte what?
What is that supposed to mean?
Link quirks his lips up into a sad little smile.
(Like you said. We all die at some point. But you gotta keep going, yeah? Show everyone in Kanto how stupid they are.)
Don't say that.
(It's the truth.)
I stare at him, and he sighs.
(Listen up you idiot. I won't let you just be a footnote in that old codger's studies. Now...do we have a pact or not?)
...Alright. We have a pact.
But you have to make one too.
(Okay. What is it.)
If you do die,
Make it awesome yeah?
Don't make it some dull fate, make it worth it.
(...)
Hey!
It's not like it's ever going to happen!
I'll make sure of it.
I just want to be sure of it.
For all of you.
I glance over to Squish and Kai, they're both smiling in their odd ways.
Finally Link nods with his own smile.
(Yeah. We can do that. Right girls?)
Kai and Squish nod in agreement.
I smirk and crouch down to their levels.
So we all have a deal then?
My Pokemon call out in a chorus of agreements and I beam.

Next>>

Tingle.

... I just kind of stared at its horn for a little and thought "name it Horny" because I'm mature like that and now I have the urge to reread PikaSemeChu again. Thank you, VaticanCameos. Thanks you graciously.

Pictured: Link the Pikachu in an alternate reality.

Out of those two choices Tingle is what I choose.

/spits tea all over keyboard.
And PikaSemeChu takes another thread.
Speaking of, there's a whole bunch of Pokémon hacks that replace the mons with chibi girls.
Where is my gijinka bishounen Pokémon hack this is discrimination.

NOOOOO.
GODDAMMIT.
I THOUGHT I PERMANENTLY ERADICATED IT FROM MY MIND.
DONMAI WHY.
NOW I WANT TO GO BACK AND REREAD IT BECAUSE THIS FORUM HAS MADE ME MASOCHISTIC.
FUCK.

Ooh! Ooh! Is this the part where Broken Forum amasses a rowdy band of misfits to create bishounen gijinkas of all 649 pokemon and make a graphics hack? Is it? Is it? :D

I may or may not have taken that in the worst way possible and began giggling.

Am I detecting some nopes coming from your general direction?

WHAAAT.
THEEEE.
FUUUCK.
...
HAVE ALL OF MY NOPE GIFS.
*cries in a corner*

Don't tempt me.
I'm already busy as it is scripting a game where you can sort of romance a tree.

EVEN IF I NAMED IT TINGLE, IT WOULD STILL HAVE THE REMNANTS OF PIKASEMECHU ON IT.
...
YOU KNOW WHAT.
I'M GONNA NAME IT HORNY.
THEN TOSS IT INTO THE DEEPEST BOX THAT THE PC THING HAS.
NAME THE BOX HELL.
AND NEVER TOUCH IT AGAIN.
NO WAY AM I LETTING MY POOR POKEMON GET INFECTED BY THAT THING.

Alright guys! Let's get a move on!
Squish you lead since you didn't get a chance to battle earlier!
Squish nods and flaps her wings a couple of times.

We arrive at Route 2
New route- new Pokemon!

Oh hey a Nidoran!
Link move in and Paralyze it if you will.
(Sure thing!)

Aw, yeah!
I got a Nidor-
HURK!!
A shiver rolled up my spine...

The Nidoran burst out of its Pokeball with an endless cry of-
I'MHORNYI'MHORNYI'MHORNYI'MHORNYI'MHORNYI'MHORNYI'MHORNYI'MHORNYI'MHORNYI'MHORNYI'MHORNYI'MHORNYI'MHORNYI'MHORNYI'MHORNYI'MHORNY
.....

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

I recall Kai and Squish to their Pokeballs and scoop up the spawn of Satan. Breaking out into a run with Link trailing at my heels.
(Wh-what the hell?!)




GET BACK DEMON.

GET BACK IN HELL.

Next>>

Awww I was going to vote for Tappei-san.

DAMMIT DONMAI WHY'D YOU BEAT ME TOO IT?!?!

Link shook himself and jumped back onto my shoulder.
(...Did I miss anything? I feel like there's something missing from my memory...)
NOPE.
(Um, you sure?)
YEP. YOU MISSED NOTHING.
(...Kay.)
I let Kai and Squish out of their Pokeballs and they give me bemused looks.
I simply sigh and walk into the....I have no clue what this is supposed to be.
Once inside I talk to a girl who seems to be in charge of the place.

Why yes I am.

...Of course it is.
Link snickers from my shoulder as I march to the door leading to Viridian Forest.

Well, here we are gang!
(No.)
What?
(Just no.)
Bu-
(Charles.)
...Fine.
Wait.
Is that boy talking to a tree?
I cautiously approach him.
He immediately babbles to me.

Er.
Sure they are kid.
I slowly back away.

New Pokemon time!
(Look at my marvelous screenshotting skills)
I grin and let Shii out of her Pokeball.
Letting her crawl onto my hat, which seems to be her designated spot.
Link looks rather spooked by the Caterpie.
As we continue we stumble into another trainer.

What.
x2 fainted Caterpies
Squish easily takes out the boy's Caterpies.

...It think Shii wants a word with you.
...
Woah!
Who knew a Caterpie could be carnivorous towards humans....
We run into another trainer shortly after.
"You can't jam-
And once again.
WHAT.
x4 fainted pokemon
Link readily defeats his Pokemon.

No shit.

...
Something tells me this will take a while.

Next>>

Aw yiss.
Who can't cut it you little punk I'll show you some cutting.
That didn't make sense but I don't care.
On nom nom, straw hats.

Well, this went places while I was away.

I've learned that they always go places.
No matter what.
Always.

This is very true. I think I felt safer with the cute picture derail I got rolling in the Love Revo thread. And then there were sharks. So... maybe not.

Yay team Charles?

Well, Videet managed to get a pie derail doing.
Made a lot of people hungry most likely. Then I panicked about the sheer horror of the game.




YAY TEAM CHARLES :DDD

WELL, UM.
DON'T MIND ME.
JUST ATTEMPTING TO FIGURE OUT MY SEXUALITY.

...
ER.
UPDATE SOMETIME TONIGHT.
PREPARE YOURSELVES.

The number of pokemon lps is rising too fast for me to keep up with.
That aside, can I be a pokemon too? Any one is fine~

After a long while of getting lost and tripping over random potions, the team and I stumble into another person.
FINALLY. CIVILIZATION.

...
Ahem
Is that competition for my quest to be champion, good sir?
Link.
Kick their asses.
(On it~!)

The first of many challengers defeated.
(Piece of cake!)
We continue through this terrible, terrible, forest.
Oh he!
Is that another person?
Maybe he won't try to battle me...

Well.
You see, I'm trying to leave this fore-

FOR FUCKS SAKE.

Of course I am!
Sweet mother of Mew...
We wander some more until finally-

!!-
FREEEEEDOMMMM~!!

Oh.
Its another one of those...
What the hell are these things?!

Finally away from that stupid forest...
Something catches my eye.
It's a cave of sorts.

...
Soon.
I travel up towards Pewter City, trying vainly to ignore that taunting cave.

Oh dear Mew.
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY COLOR.
PEWTER CITY YOU'RE ALMOST AS BAD AS PALLET.

I blindly stumble to the nearest entrance.
I blink and stare at the man in front of me.
He's spraying some sort of potion on the flowers.

Ehm....

No....?

I go silent and glance behind me.
Link is standing placidly behind me, trying to contain his giggles of mirth.
Kai is currently trying to destroy the fence posts and bushes.
Squish is attempting to make a nest out of the flowers.
And Shii is happily working her way up his leg, leaving bite marks galore that was making him slowly bleed out.
I give the guy a thumbs up and slowly back away.

Well.
At least Shii is getting her meal of the hour.
Let's leave shall we?
The others nod and we head into Pewter City for real.

Next>>

Tastes like Torchic.

Well aren't I just the most precious little thing :3 attagirl! destroy that fence!

I'm finding that flowers make for poor nests. Pretty, but unstable. :<

Hey Kai, mind if I use some of that broken fence as nest-building material?

I think they're like, Way Stations. Little rest stops for all the people traveling on foot or bike.

Be my guest. They're no fun after you break them :(