Oh Look! Another Pokemon LP! (Pokemon Yellow)

Break out the BFG9000, baby!

Don't worry about it. Between normal play, grinding time, screenshotting, editing, and posting, LPs take a long time. Not to mention real life always interfering and other shiny things stealing your interest. As long as you don't abandon us for a month or so with no word, you're doing fine.

Hello. Just a random passerby who decides to follow this LP 'till the end. *waves*

'lo there, love~
Glad I haven't driven you away yet.
Follow away! <3

I still feel a bit sheepish about not being farther ;m;
I'll try and pick up the pace~

Pokémon is hard to do for regular updating, especially because this game gives you a starter who is rather useless against Brock. You're doing very well, I'd say.

Kaime and An should be able to handle Brock, no problem!
We probably won't take long on that gym.
I just jinxed us, didn't I.

...
IF YOU JUST JINXED ME YOU'RE GOING INTO THE PC FOR A WEEK YOUNG LADY.
WITH HORNY.

I laughed way, way harder at this than I should have.

OH COME ON EVEN I KNOW THAT'S A BIT TOO MUCH.
AND I EAT THE CORPSES OF MY ENEMIES.

Does this mean Shii is going to suddenly transform into a yaoi bishie?
If so, I approve. Heartily.

OH PLEASE.
IT'D ONLY BE FOR ONE WEEK. AND BISHIE BUTTERFREE. JUST THINK OF IT.
AND YOU'D BE ABLE TO TURN BACK.
...I THINK.
THE COMIC'S PLOT WAS KIND OF CONFUSING.

I'm still baffled this is even a thing that's widely known. I had a friend who knew Yassa personally, I even have a sketch she made of one my OC's literally one meter away from me where I sit. He DID end up looking like a bishie but he wasn't really yaoi. I wrote it when I was fifteen, my interests for plot was more like evil swords, ancient evils, a people divided, two brothers supporting each other's personality deficits and misunderstandings about modern technology.

WAIT HOW CAN I BE A BISHIE
I'M A GIRL
...
UNLESS...
GIVE ME A MOMENT I'LL BE BACK

...What have I done.
I like it already.

You know what, just for the hell of it:



I just needed to muffle out my name on it. She actually got his necklace a tiny bit wrong - it was pearl-tooth-pearl-tooth, but the hair and outfit was spot on.

Til is Danish for To, and Fra means From. 'xD' and 'x3' should apply across languages well enough.

...
YOU KNOW WHAT, I WAS GONNA BRING HERE MY MALE-BUTTERFREE-SELF FROM A DIFFERENT DIMENSION.
BUT NOW I DON'T THINK I HE CAN MEASURE UP TO THAT
Discreetely disconnects tablet.

It's time....

IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY DIFFICULT TO ENTER AND EXIT BUILDINGS GUYS. FUCK.

no Shii! show us!

I WOULD BUT
SAI DECIDED TO BE AN ASS AND NOT SAVE MY WORK
orz I MAY TRY AGAIN. MAY.

As soon as we enter, a man calls us over.
I stare at him before approaching cautiously.
Just so you know, I have a team of overpowered Pokemon behind me ready to kick your ass. So you better not lay a hand on me.

...Really?
When the time comes you shall be spared. Or at least have a quick death.
(Charles.)
What?
(You're doing it again.)
Doing what?
(Plotting your revenge scheme as Champion. Creepily.)
Oh.

...Why not?
Sure.


Link groans while I mull over this new piece of information.
So his name's Brock, huh?
His defeat is imminent.
(...Hey. Don't go psycho on me Charles.)
I grin at him and send out An. I saw a kid around the corner, so she'll be able to get some training out of this.
The junior calls out upon seeing I have Pokemon.
"Hey stop right there! You're light years away from facing Brock!"
I open my mouth to correct his science, but he already has his Pokemon out.

I harrumph, but play along with the shenanigans.


An flashes me a proud smile as I pat her head in congrats.
Hah child'splay for An!
The trainer blinks at me the splutters;

I stare, then clap my hands slowly.
Good job, kid. You now know correct science.
I turn away with a victorious smirk and make my way towards Brock.

I meet his squinted gaze and release Kai.

Gym leader Brock....
I challenge you!

Next>>

It's happening.

I'm neither confirming nor denying this~
<333

Yes. I know. Can we get to my challenge now?

You're worse than Sir Stalker....

YES, FOR MEW'S SAKE.

Hah! As if I need to!
Kai shifts in front of me and prepares for his Pokemon.

...You only have two Pokemon?
...For the love of Mew.
INSERT FAINTED ONIX HERE.
You're junkie back there had better Pokemon than you!
Dear Mew, you sir, are useless.

Yes.

Why thank you.
I turn to leave when Brock interrupts.

Huh...?
What's this?

....
As I said...
USELESS.
I walk off steaming.
Dear Mew...Is everyone in Kanto either insane or retarded?
Mark my words...Things will change.

Next>>

Yes, brother. Things will change.

Oh dear, Vide's influence is stating to show.

VICTOLY and it didn't even take more than Kai.

I'm off the hook now right
RIGHT?

Ohohoho~<3

edit: I'm so damn great. They didn't even land a single hit on me! HAHA YES.

Did you go in and out and in and out because of the speed? I've done that.

YES. Kind of frustrating when you accidently enter a house or something.
Then there's the problem of actually lining up with the door :x

EDIT;;
...
I just realized something.
I may or may not be slowly turning Charles into Dr. Horrible.

...
ONE DAY HE SHALL SAY 'WHAT A CRAZY RANDOM HAPPENSTANCE.'
AND THAT DAY SHALL BE AMAZING.

Oh dear.
I just went over my Pokemon list and checked out where they could be found so I wouldn't accidentally skip over someone.
Everyone's fine except for Edelweiss.
Meowth isn't available in Yellow except for trade :c
Do you want a new Pokemon?

What do you have down for meeeeee I wanna know~ It better be something good. Don't forget who raised you Charles.

YOU BE CUBONE. Don't hurt me.

Wait now I think you told me this before but I have no memory so. I guess that's cute enough~

Ooooh a list! What am I? What am I? :D

Originally you were Ghastly.
Then I discovered you could get Eevee...
Is Eevee okay with you?

Hey I said I have no memory. I never claimed otherwise!

How could you claim to have no memory if you can't remember to tell anyone that you have no memory?

Eevee is more than okay with me.