Oh Look! Another Pokemon LP! (Pokemon Yellow)

Clearly because I have no memory. I'll add it to my post it notes.

I MIGHT UPDATE.
I'M KIND OF BORED RIGHT NOW.
Cry's voice is inspiring me *swoon*
...
TO THE SCREENSHOTS.

EDIT;;
AKJDFLAKJF
THIS ROUTE IS REALLY HARD TO NAVIGATE.
EXPECT DELAYS.

After a quick heal and a stop at the Mart, we make our way to the next route.
Damn that's a lot of trainers....
(Are they going to battle?)
I sigh, shifting my cap slightly. (Link shot him a quick look.)
Most likely.
I try and make my way inconspicuously out the route.

What.

I grumble in annoyance and continued on.
Hopefully the others aren't as idiotic...

I....Don't believe we have, actually.
The bug catcher, of course, ignores me.

I sigh.
"easy to wear!"
And I repeat...What.

Stupid shorts....Stupid Ekans.

I don't try to protest.

I simply scoff and move on. Irritation practically radiating off of me.
"That look you-
I glare at her, trying to kill her with my eyes.
Link easily defeats her.

FUCK SHORTS.

*muttering death threats incoherently*

Finally out of that damn route of idiots!
I grumble some more, despite Link's concerned look.

Oh would you look at that!
Another Mew forsaken trainer.
Let's battle shall we :D

:DDD

....
...
...
MOTHER OF MEW.
HELL ITSELF SHINES IN THAT MONSTER'S EYES.
OH DEAR MEW.
GET BACK DEMON.

HISSSSSSS

...
I don't even.

I stop briefly to rest then continue.

Oh! A Pokecenter! I didn't expect one out here...
I enter the Center and hand over my Pokemon to be healed.
Out of the corner of my eye, I notice and old man fidgeting with a Pokeball.
Apparently, old habits die hard. I walk up to him.
He brightens immediately.

Um....

Okay then...
The man makes an impatient gesture for the money and I shrug.
Not like I'm not going to get loaded after a few more trainers.
I hand over the price and he eagerly exchanges his Pokeball for it.

...Looks like I bought Fontaine.
Welcome to the team I suppose....

Next>>

(About damn time I got away from that old codger; smelled of Old Spice and cat litter.)

Jigglypuff are terrifying and useless.

Uh.
I just realized I'm huge compared to everyone else. Welp.
Welcome Fontaine!

Oh, we can be a pokemon here? ouo

Can I be a Vulpix? ouo /shot

Vulpix is already taken :c
Sorry, love...
Would you like any other Pokemon?

I'm getting my screenshots uploaded~
Charles is going to meet his worst enemy tonight~

Aw :c that's okay >3/

Is Growlithe taken? ouo *anxiously waiting for the update *

While the others were crowding around Fontaine, who was apparently spreading his tales of woe, I noticed a man reading the new.
...No one ever reads those things...
I listen in hesitantly as the man starts to mumble to himself.

Team...Rocket?
"news these days."
I frown in thought and turn to Link.
Hey...Do you think Rocket would be a danger to our plans of becoming Champion?
Link tilts his head at me curiously then shrugged. (Well, maybe. They're mostly just thugs, though I heard their boss has an eye on the league.)
I hummed in my contemplation then stop as a thought comes to me.
Link? How do you know that?
(Huh? My cousin used to do work for 'em. Nothing big.)
I stared at him then shake my head. Gathering up the team to head to Mt. Moon.

I give the Pokemon a small smirk and gesture broadly towards the large cave.
Looks like we're walking a bit!
Squish ruffled her feathers irritably and made a noise of protest.
Shii had her eyes on a flock of Zubat...Hopefully she wouldn't make too much of a mess with her meal.
Kai and An, still partners it appeared, seemed excited to battle.
Link stretched then hopped up to my shoulder, leaning placidly against me. I give him a look that he ignores.
Fontaine looks vaguely nervous, but keeps a rather stoic face.
I grin and we continue on.
"come and get me!"
Annnd, it's infested with trainers.
Marvelous.

I edge away from the ladder. I haven't even finished the first floor yet!

Fontaine and An make a tag team in order for the Magikarp to get experience.
Looks like this'll be the set up for the rest of the mountain.

ITEM. Gimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimme....
Oh hey! It's a Rare Candy!

--
I find another potion. That one was a potion as well...

The battle ends quickly.

!!- A Moon Stone! I could use this on a Clefairy or....
I give An an analyzing glance. Perhaps....

Why hello there escape rope.

(That marks 500 screenshots :DDD)

Well, it's certainly bigger on the inside.

No.

Potion get!

I roll my eyes at that, and I'm quickly challenged to a battle.
It start off easy, Fontaine leads in to a Geodude, he's swiftly replaced by Kai.
A simple Low Kick has it fainted easily.
I swapped in Fontaine once more when he released another Geodude. Kai took his place again.
The Geodude lands a hit that she easily brushes off. Jumping forward for a Low Kick. She misses.
So does the Geodude.
Then something odd happened.
I saw someone approach the hiker from behind. I ignored it, like a fool.
Then a whip flew out and smacked the Geodude. Hard. It left an indentation.
To put it simply, the Pokemon flew into a rage.
Kai was the first thing in it's sight.

K-kai!?
No...
No!
Kaimeanogo don't you dare!
Everything seems muted as I rushed to my fallen Pokemon's side. As if in another person's perspective I saw An fly forward and rabidly attack the Geodude.
I see Link run to Kai's other side, staring in horror. Fontaine is staring in shock, Shii and Squish are both hovering next to An. Dealing out their own attacks.
But none of that mattered.
Kai....
Kai was dead.
I raised my tear-streaked face(Was I crying?, I hadn't even noticed.) and in the nick of time caught site of a wicked red R.
My blood boiled.
Team Rocket.

Next>>

Dun dun DUUUUUUN.

I give the Hiker a disgusted look before gathering Kai in my arms.
I inhaled slowly then began my march out of Mt. Moon my head bowed.
The others trailing solemnly behind me.
--
We buried her in that garden she liked....One day I'll find a proper burial sight, but for now...

I have Rocket to attend to.

I only took Squish and Link with me.
My first Pokemon...
I choked back a sob and walked briskly.
My Pokemon easily keeping pace with me.

Rocket...
That was the one. He has the whip.
Yet there were others around...
...I'll take care of this one first.
For...for Kai.
I stalk up to him.
"Don't you know kids should-
My lips curl up into a sneer and glare at him.
Wordlessly I send out my Pokemon.

I growl.

They make quick work of his Pokemon. Despite their battered forms from before all of this.

Oh, you'll hardly match up to me.
A flicker of confusion lights up his face, and it doesn't improve my mood. At all.
He couldn't even remember her?! Those hours we took were long enough for him to...To..
Another growl wells up in my throat.
In an instance I had the unsuspecting Rocket up against the wall, whip flying away from him.
Link and Squish assisting me in holding the bastard there.
How about I trip your memory?
I hiss, gaze darkening as he struggled.
You were up there a few hours ago and you whipped a hapless Geodude...
The Rocket glared at me silently.
Well...You caused the death of one of my Pokemon.
He stiffened and realization flashed on his face.
I glower.
I've been told I'm pretty damn possessive. And you just killed one of my partners, my friend.
I bring out the object I'd been hiding. Pressing the knife against the grunt's chest.
...I'm here for revenge.
Neither Link nor Squish made a move to stop me.

Next>>

Aw, Charles still takes after me~

~X~R.I.P Kaimeanogo ~X~

Levels 3-17

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Death Number:

1

Always the Nuzlocke runs ;_;

You want to know what makes me laugh a little? In the various regular Pokemon games and hacks being LPed in this forum we've got insanity, maiming, cannibalism, murder, molestation (human and Pokemon), thievery, brainwashing, and rape. Meanwhile in the hack about a criminal organization bent on world domination we have... name calling.

I'm just going to chime in here and say this.
Charles didn't kill the grunt.
He carved designs into him and gagged him with his own whip and left him bleeding out in a corner :DDD
Then he called attention to said grunt.
And, well, I always saw these sorts of organizations having strict punishments over failures.
So not only did Charles get his revenge in a torturous manner, he's going to have the pleasure of knowing Giovanni shall do something to the grunt that failed to stand up to 'kid'.
As well as let Rocket know they had a new enemy....


Though I'm trying to stray away from yandere-ness, it might come to play once more in the future~<3

So maiming and murder by proxy? If suicide by proxy is thing murder by proxy can be a thing too

Well.
Yes :DD

My little Piplup is all grown up!

I'll stop being creepy now okay.

... Kai ;;A;;

Come to my bosom.
Poreperuke If it makes you feel any better, that Growlithe is all yours <3

And yes, I would like to be a Growlithe ;w; thank you very much </3

NOOOOOOOO KAIIIIIIII ;A;




... Do you think Charles would object to the fact that the Rocket member "just so happens" to be missing an eye or two?

Yes?

C-can I at least permanently "temporarily" blind him with repeated sand-attacks+gusts to the eyes?

Kai...?

...I need a moment...

Even from kick-boxing heaven I'm impressed. Good job in avenging me <3

It's probably bad I'm laughing this.
What has this forum done to me.

It starts.

OH HEY YOU REMINDED ME.
YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO BE A POKEMON A WHILE BACK.
ANYTHING SPECIFIC?

And Dokosu.
Your Pokemon proves to be very elusive indeed.

(K... Kai.... It... It just makes me so mad... I could... I could just....

WHY WAS I RAISED AS A GODDAMN PET?!??!?)

LONG AS IT AIN'T AN EXEGGCUTE OR TENTACOOL, ANYTHING SHALL GO.

RIGHTO!

...Well I realized watching a Pokemon die, then watching both Sherlock finales wasn't a good idea for my sanity.
Update coming up soon.

The rest of the team join shortly afterwards. They don't seem bothered by the bound grunt in the corner.
As I walk carelessly away from the Rocket, we're intercepted by a Clefairy.

Huh. I didn't think we'd run into one of these....

Hmm, I think I'll call you...

Dokosu.

We continue on, Dokosu easily conversing with everyone else.

Link eyes the walls with interest.

This is the exit isn't it?
...I'll deal with the rest of the cave first.

The ladder leads to another ladder. How boring.

I twitch.
...That isn't.

You want to know what happened to the last guy who called me kid?

Look behind you.
The grunt gives me an incredulous look before peering into the cracks of the wall.
He screams in shock as I walk away.
Fools. The lot of them.

Ladder=Ladder once more.

There was another Rocket in the corner.
After I beat him, I point him towards the other buffoons languidly.
The item was an HP Up.
My business done I head towards that nerdy fellow once more.

I sigh.

Listen, idiot.
I'm in a really bad mood right now. You don't want to mess with me.


I growl in annoyance.
The battle done, I stalk towards him.
I still have a knife you know.

Of course you will.

Decisions, decisions....
Which one should I pick?

(If you can't tell, you all get to pick for me.)

Next>>

Helix! Omanyte looks sufficiently creepy for this.

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Kabutos (and their evolved form) are awesome. Omanytes just make me hungry.