Order of the Stick

Discussion in 'Entertaining Diversions' started by Guido Jones, Jan 4, 2012.

  1. XPav Elitist Negative Nancy

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    Grogaboo hunting
  2. Jasper Hard Cider Gal

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    Oregon
    Now that's a helpful familiar.
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  3. CSPariah Oh, Come On

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    Los Angeles
    I was trying to figure out why the bird was wearing some kind of circlet in the sixth panel. Eventually I figured out those are its eyebrows.
  4. Guido Jones Worked The System

  5. Guido Jones Worked The System

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  6. Jasper Hard Cider Gal

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    Damn Clerics who take Improved Initiative.
  7. Damien Neil Worked The System

    Fulfilled prophecy in three...two...one...
  8. Jamie Madigan Armchair Designer

    Wait, which prophecy?
  9. Meserach Despondent Fancybear

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    Blighty
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  10. Jamie Madigan Armchair Designer

    Oh ho ho! So zombie Belkar incoming?
  11. Nick This Is SEWIOUS

    Vampire Belkar. It's got to be Vampire. I'm betting there are too many good Vampire joke possibilities for him to pass up.
  12. Gryff Level 90 Paladin

  13. Jamie Madigan Armchair Designer

    I like where this is going.
  14. Dan Lawrence Sangry Grognard

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    Queen Danni
    What the heck kind of creature is that cleric. Vampire lizard?
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  15. Nick This Is SEWIOUS

    Prepare for twilight jokes in 5, 4, 3, 2 . . .
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  16. nixon66 Armchair Designer

    I love this comic strip!
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  17. fadeaccompli Magister Mundi Elyscape

    I gotta admit, I was not expecting that. Though it wouldn't be fair of Roy was the only one in the team who got to wander through another creature type category, right?
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  18. Nute Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    KC MO
    Vampizzard.
  19. Jasper Hard Cider Gal

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    Oregon
    Probably LARP and Masquerade jokes too. ;-)

    Pretty much had to be a vampire really, as Wraith, Wight, Ghost, Zombie, Skeleton, etc. just wouldn't be funny for Belkar.
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  20. Meserach Despondent Fancybear

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    Blighty
    Yeah I presume the cleric dude is a vampire lizardman, in the D&D 3rd edition tradition of Vampire being a template that can be applied to any living creature.
  21. Drastic Beardy Magnificence

    Any living creature, you say?

    Vampire Mr. Scruffy!
  22. Jamie Madigan Armchair Designer

    The interesting thing is that if the Oracle's prediction is going to come true, this will be a permanent change to Belkar.
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  23. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

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    Ferndale, MI
    Holy shit I love this comic.
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  24. Jasper Hard Cider Gal

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    Oregon
    It's funny, but often such changes in D&D are harder to overcome than death, which ultimately is just a tax.
  25. Nick This Is SEWIOUS

    What I'm curious about is whether Belkar will be bound to obey his creator or not. Vampire lore isn't unanimous on that topic, though 3.5 D&D is clear that vampire spawn are enslaved until released by their master or until their master is killed.

    My current prognostication is that Belkar is bound, eventually gets freed with the death of his creator, and then turns down any clerical attempts to fix him because being a vamp is way too awesome. I mean, seriously, Belkar with the ability to turn to mist or dominate lesser minds or call up swarms of bats or energy drain? It sounds like a match made in hell.
  26. Nick This Is SEWIOUS

    Nah, in D&D if you don't like being undead you just have your party members chop off your head and resurrect the corpse. End of problem. Level drain on the other hand is a serious bitch ;-)
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  27. balut Magister Mundi Elyscape

    [IMG]
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  28. Nute Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    KC MO
    Ten points to Ravenclaw Balut for picking up the reference!
  29. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

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    Ferndale, MI
    FTFY
  30. Nute Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    KC MO
    Balut is a kind of bird and so is a Ravenclaw so there.
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  31. roBurky Despondent Fancybear

    What I like about this is it completely reverses the nature of the Nale / cleric dude history. It wasn't Nale being an evil dick, it may have been Nale doing something good for once and saving a bunch of people.
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  32. fadeaccompli Magister Mundi Elyscape

    I need a roll to disbelieve with "Nale doing something good" and "saving a bunch of people" under any circumstances beyond "by accident, and then being angry when he found out." Killing a bunch of vampires because they were competing with him for something, sure. Quite possibly that something was "setting orphans on fire" or "bulldozing rest homes for disabled kittens."
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  33. Rasputin Jim Armchair Designer

    If he is, in fact, a vampire then it also means Vetarnias didn't kill his children with the anti-dragon spell.
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  34. IainC Your Tour Guide For Los Angeles

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    Schwarzwald
    Varsuvius.
  35. Ingmar Armchair Designer

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    California
    I think Rasputin Jim is on to something, actually. Snotty elf-centricism and snotty French Canadian nationalism are pretty similar!
  36. Rasputin Jim Armchair Designer

    Goddammit. You know what's worse? Vetarnias is in my autocorrect on my iPad and made sure I spelled it correctly.
  37. qmanol I Pretty Much Live Here

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    Magrathea
    Vaarsuvius.
  38. Gryff Level 90 Paladin

    Doesn't this depend on when he was turned? No reason he couldn't have had children before he became a vamp.
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  39. Jasper Hard Cider Gal

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    There's not any particular reason to believe he's related to Black Dragons, is there?
  40. brettmcd Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    All of you who backed the kickstarter may want to check your email.
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