Otterloop's big ol' thread for stuff

Discussion in 'The Sanctum Santorum' started by Otterloop, Jan 9, 2013.

  1. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

    Because I'm great enough to deserve my own thread. Named after me.
    What this thread is for: stuff I find. So I won't create a million threads. Discussion and talking and arguing is cool. I like to share AND learn so bring it on. Compliments to me.
    What this thread is NOT for: your cool stuff. Make your own thread unless it's related. MY thread. I have the speaking stick.

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    To paraphrase:
    French newspaper: The first baby born in France in 2013 has two mommies

    French Catholic priest: You need to take biology again, that baby has one mother

    French politician: No one who believes in immaculate conception should lecture anyone on biology

    California Boy Scouts review board urges Boy Scouts to award Eagle rank to gay teen

    Your "duty to god" to not be as He made you.



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    Sen. Rand Paul's Teen Son Arrested at Airport for Being Drunk, Disorderly
    Link goes to Paullite site. comments are pure strain gold



    Right, I mean who's ever heard of a drunk 19 year old???

    Italy suspends Vatican bank card payments

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    Biden sees a baby

    The Otterloop conquest begins today!
  2. OZ 4.0 Despondent Fancybear

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    NJ
    You've got a lot of stuff there and it's mostly interesting. But I can't shake one thought: Poor Bill.
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  3. Lhowon Hard Cider Gal

    Stop spamming this perfectly good thread Otterloop
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  4. Talisker Despondent Fancybear

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    Childhood's End
    A thing for this already exists. It's called a "blog".
  5. Matthew Schempp This Is SEWIOUS

    I love Junot Diaz, and want to make his bald headed babies.

    No, I'm not drunk.
  6. secretary This Is SEWIOUS

    This is a good suggestion, the political cartoon thread is half a blog already. Go full blog, come up a logo, maybe make some t-shirts.
  7. Bahimiron Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Nice burn from the French politician, but he might want to double-check his definition of the term 'immaculate conception', cos it doesn't have anything to do with biology. Presumably he meant 'virgin birth'.
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  8. Angie Gallant Bollocks Mahoney

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    Austin, TX
    I am delighted to see both Kyary Pamyu Pamyu and Dr. Dinosaur in this thread already.
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  9. MrMolecule Armchair Designer

    Otterloop, you missed the best comment of all:


    There's another five paragraphs! Delightful!
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  10. MatthewF Elitist Negative Nancy

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  11. Carnifex Hard Cider Gal

    The beauty of it is, PHREEDOM's vote counts just as much as yours or mine.
  12. AaronSofaer Magister Mundi Elyscape

    I can't be too mad at him; he doesn't like the TSA. We're practically soulmates already.

    Give him a couple of years of formal logic training and he would make a splendid long-winded pedant, too.
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  13. Inigima Hard Cider Gal

  14. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    What the hell are they talking about
    I just can't
    That's it
    Okay I am done with this planet.
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  15. Kildorn Beardy Magnificence

    Location:
    Boston, MA
    In a sane world, everyone else on that site would have read that comment and gone "Wait, we're aligned with Sovereign Citizens? Holy shit, everything I believe is a lie."
  16. Sheepherder Armchair Designer

    Location:
    Canada
    How do you fuck that up? Seriously guy.
  17. Jason McCullough Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    This has become the best thread ever
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  18. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

    Holy shit NO ONE but me here is prepared for FREEP!
    We are referencing different things.
    You're unpleasant. Please leave my awesome thread.
    That was a bonus for following the link!
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  19. Jason McCullough Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    *kernel panic*
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  20. Jason McCullough Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    They are fucking with me

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  21. Flowers Despondent Fancybear

    The French politician did mean virgin birth, and he said as much. You might want to double-check your French.
  22. Mark M Elitist Negative Nancy

    One of these is not like the others. Ten bucks says the freeper wouldn't be able to pick out which one I'm referring to.

    I take comfort in it too, buddy.
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  23. Bahimiron Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    I trusted Otterloop's translation as I can't see imgur*-hosted images on my work computer.

    My mistake.

    *Or Photobucket, as it were. Or flickr, just to be thorough.
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  24. MatthewF Elitist Negative Nancy

    Hmm.

    Sinij, is that you?

    Wat

    Wat

    Wat

    Wat? I don't even

    Waaaat?!


  25. Alfinn Egilsson This Is SEWIOUS

    I guess the color is green?
  26. drew Level 90 Paladin

    Thanks, best lulz I've seen in a long time!
  27. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    I love how one of the comments is "OMG THESE COUPONS THAT LET ME SAVE MONEY SUCK" and one of them less than a page away is "OMG FIREFOX AND LINUX ARE KILLING PRIVATE ENTERPRISE BY BEING FREE"
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  28. SuperJay Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    I just read this one off to a friend on the phone. He says "Obama does have the chance!"
  29. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

    I didn't think it'd be that big a deal
    Anyway: Screw you Talisker edition:
    Speaking of translations:
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    (actual translation, for those that don't speak Spanish)

    Proposed bill would require licenses for Texas strippers
    Or you could just cut out the middleman and threatened to rape them to death yourself!



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    Printed and distributed (as a joke) to the new Republican freshmen from some Democrats
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    Printed and distributed (as a joke) for the Democratic freshmen from some Republicans
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    Biden meets a baby gif
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  30. Jason McCullough Keeper of the Elemental Materials

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    This one never gets old.
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  31. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    MRA takeaway: false rape accusations really do happen.
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  32. Murgatroyd Armchair Designer

    I have never engaged in an act of public vandalism (as far as anyone else knows!) but if this was near me I would seriously consider a clandestine trip to the park in the middle of the night with my metal shears.
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  33. Hi guys I'm an old ltm poster but new here - what's going on.
  34. Bahimiron Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Otterloop, that one with the libertarian brony. Th- th- that's a joke, right? I mean ... c'mon.

    ...

    Right?

    :(

    What?
  35. Kalle Despondent Fancybear

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    Sweden
    Why is this thread an Otterblog?
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  36. I dunno just looking for a thread to say hi in and this one just... felt right.
  37. Xerapis Oh, Come On

    Location:
    Savannah
    Welcome! Please stop feeling this thread that way though.
  38. shift6 Magister Mundi Elyscape

  39. MrMolecule Armchair Designer

    No offense, dude, but we tend to prefer our new members to make topical contributions to threads. I mean, they don't have to be good, since brettmcd is still around, but I can guarantee you a better experience if you perhaps feel a certain way about above playground sign.
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  40. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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