I like that BF has a sudden interest in posting analytics. For instance, while 85.6% of my last 100 posts contain an ad homien attack or non-sequitorial image file, 100% of them reek of awesome. Suck on that, all of you homeless clownshoe scat collectors.
I dont' even know where the general GOP shittiness thread is anymore, it's all broken down by other issues. Here's a former South Carolina GOP exec firing off straight up racist tweets about Trayvon Martin during the Super Bowl: http://www.mediaite.com/online/form...acially-charged-tweets-during-the-super-bowl/ And I don't get the Pepsi tweet. "Pepsi doesn't taste like Trayvon?" Is he just reaching to be as stupidly racist as possible? Or is that supposed to make sense somehow?
It gets better! Remember Michael Brown? You know, the guy who ran FEMA when Katrina hit and totally fucked things up, then criticized Obama for moving helping New York too quickly when Sandy hit? He said this:
What the fuck. I can't believe "heckuva job" Brownie went there. If the GOP were just a bunch of expert satirists and tomorrow came out and said "just kidding! Had you going there, didn't we!" they would go down in history for the longest con of all time. Now they're going down in history as the biggest fucksticks of all time, instead.
That makes more sense. I didn't realize he'd become a radio "personality". Nobody that disgusts liberals left behind!
I overreacted, I'm sorry. You're still a dick though. But you do contribute positively to the cartoon thread so I have to give you that.
Bill Dungsroman is a dick? Next thing you know you'll say Flowers is an asshole and Bahimiron is a cocksucker. Water is wet, woohoo! Seriously Otterloop, you're a funny guy and you'd benefit from a little thicker skin. And telling us who you were on QT3. We won't bite.
Bill's not even a dick, really. He just plays one on the Internet. Inside you can just tell there's this highly-sensitive softie waiting to be let out. YES Bill Dungsroman GIVE IN TO YOUR EMPATHY LET THE FEELS FLOW THROUGH YOU
"They have found that with women who are on the birth control pill, ah, that they have wombs that have become haunted with a thousand vengeful ghosts, um, for you see the spirits of these babies that will never be who are called the Neverborn or the Shichiriron are a font of demonic unpower and they crave naught but the warmth of those who draw breath and the memories of those who lived the life they were denied." - Kevin Swanson, noted qabalist, 7th Degree Adeptus Exemptus of the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn, professional homeschooler (my alternate joke was about haunted wombs blah blah my dong is a proton pack blah blah blah bustin' makes me feel good)
Perhaps I live in a liberal coastal enclave, but that has to be the most literal and offensive use of the word "poors" I have ever seen. Betwixt Brown and Romney, it seems that there is a 1:1 correlation between distance to dancing horses, and sheer entitled douchebaggery, but at least it's just utter douchebaggery. This is some shit Lee Atwater would be ashamed of.
Wait, you mean to tell me that my womb was filled with dead fetuses far before I even had sex for the first time? Man, science rocks!
Former GOP chair in SC. I guess this is him angling for his job back. Hell, it's South Carolina. This just might work.
See, you dumb liberals, it isn't true when you say nobody on the right has a sense of humour. Jokes about Gomer Pyle sucking dick are satire! You know, like Mark Twain or Stephen Colbert.
Well, maybe he feels that crypto-racism and crypto-classwar hasn't been as effective a strategy as he expected, because people felt he was afraid of his own convictions when he was all dog-whistly about them. So he's finally standing up publicly for what he believes in, and what he believes his community wants. Or it's a fake account. Depends on your level of faith in humanity which you believe, I guess.
Supposedly, a flavoring company was using human fetuses to develop new artificial flavorings, and one of their clients was Pepsi. Not sure on the validity, though, considering that the only place I ever saw that reported was in the pro-life section of my church's weekly newsletter.
He said he was "high profile trolling." "I think it's funny to make jokes that enlighten people on political problems." Yeah, that was obviously the point of his "joke" about darkies in the Superdome.
