Otterloop's big ol' thread for stuff

Going to go ahead and say that you can be sure about the validity.

Here's what Snopes has to say about it.
Apparently, the ones originally accusing them of using fetal cells is a group called "Children of God for Life", so, yeah, I'm pretty doubtful.

I'm sorry for what's about to hit the comic thread

I can't tell you how happy it makes me that you guys like Stephen Collins

Two of these are pretty funny. They are pictured.

...those are actually the only 2 good ones.

I'll fix the post

And damnit they might as well be in the funny images thread now. Fuck.

Sorry about the BuzzFeed link

I couldn't find a "You're welcome" version

Professor Bans Students From Using Fox News As A Source: It ‘Makes Me Cringe’

Oh god you guys! China AND Russia are gonna outspend us on defense and...wait...


Not an edit

In further histrionics:

Aggressive pizza-stealing dog held by Marion County authorities claimed by owners

"eating the pizza and aggressively defending his food." is a line I want in my obituary.

I count that story as a success for law enforcement, since the dog wasn't immediately shot and the car riddled with 30 bullet holes.

"The dog was wearing a collar with the words "Don't Mess with My Food" inscribed on it."

I love this story so much.

Senator Elizabeth Warren's First Banking Committee Hearing


I'm happy she's on the side of good.

I really really would like to post Everett True but I think that might be pushing things a bit

New York Daily News call out LaPierre for lying

The Daily News is calling LaPierre nuts. That won't mean something to most of you but everyone in the New York tri-state area just flinched involuntarily.

The no murders thing is so weird to me. I mean, it's good! But just one of those weird little things.

It's one of those odd quirks of human nature that people become more tolerant of each other when you toss them into a shitty situation. Or massacre each other with machetes. It can go either way.

Same thing happens when the temps drop--crime drops. Mebbe the key to the good society is extreme peril and pain. North Korean Utopia?

I just have a mental image of a bunch of cops sitting next to the "no murders in __ days" sign wondering why they didn't have a little card that went higher than 3 in the deck.

“Man, who could possibly have guessed that Catholics would be so quick to praise a nonexistent father figure just because someone exerted mild social pressure on them to do so?”
People on the street are interviewed about the "new pope"

Fox News Guest Receives Racist Rape And Death Threats After Arguing Guns Aren’t The Solution To Rape

(my namesake)


That's not too bad is it? Just one every week or so?

Buncha gabflingers.

That whole Zerlina situation is just messed up, or a way to fill the dockets of local police with potential abusers.
http://www.salon.com/2013/03/08/can_men_be_taught_not_to_rape/

And the only person who beats up Everett:

His wife

I love these every single time.

Slow on the draw.

YEAH!



Blessed are the sleepy ones, for they shall soon drop off.


In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad.

What the hell are they? I can't find anything reverse-googling the images and I can't make out the name on them.

The Outbursts of Everett True
A comic strip started in 1907 about a large man who kicks the holy hell out of people with bad manners (with only his wife keeping his manners in line) Oddly progressive for the times he beat up animal abusers, shop owners selling cigarettes to minors, consulting companies that lay people off, bosses who abuse their workers and all assortments of men who disrespect women or minorities.
He resurfaced on the internet a few years ago and, surprisingly, a continent of powerless malcontent nerds with anger issues embraced him.

A daily newspaper comic strip where a guy beats up people for having bad manners? Man, the past is different.

Not sure if mocking True or if I'm supposed to be agreeing with True. He seems like a scalawag.

He actually outgrew that and his wife started beating the everloving shit out of him for that attitude.

Or because

But mostly:


No further questions or the cobblestones for you!

(hat maker)