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Discussion in 'The Sanctum Santorum' started by Otterloop, Jan 9, 2013.

  1. Bahimiron Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Going to go ahead and say that you can be sure about the validity.
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  2. Heron Oh, Come On

    Here's what Snopes has to say about it.
    Apparently, the ones originally accusing them of using fetal cells is a group called "Children of God for Life", so, yeah, I'm pretty doubtful.
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  3. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

    I'm sorry for what's about to hit the comic thread

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  4. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

    I can't tell you how happy it makes me that you guys like Stephen Collins
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  6. Shake Keeper of the Elemental Materials

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    Two of these are pretty funny. They are pictured.

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  7. MatthewF Elitist Negative Nancy

    ...those are actually the only 2 good ones.
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  8. Shake Keeper of the Elemental Materials

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    I'll fix the post
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  9. Shake Keeper of the Elemental Materials

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    And damnit they might as well be in the funny images thread now. Fuck.
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  11. Elyscape Hatoful Pigeon

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    Also, for once, the comments to that BuzzFeed article deliver:
  12. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

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    I couldn't find a "You're welcome" version
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  13. Sheepherder Armchair Designer

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  14. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

    Professor Bans Students From Using Fox News As A Source: It ‘Makes Me Cringe’

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    Oh god you guys! China AND Russia are gonna outspend us on defense and...wait...

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    Not an edit

    In further histrionics:

    Aggressive pizza-stealing dog held by Marion County authorities claimed by owners

    "eating the pizza and aggressively defending his food." is a line I want in my obituary.
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  15. Pogo Hard Cider Gal

    I count that story as a success for law enforcement, since the dog wasn't immediately shot and the car riddled with 30 bullet holes.
  16. MatthewF Elitist Negative Nancy

    "The dog was wearing a collar with the words "Don't Mess with My Food" inscribed on it."

    I love this story so much.
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  17. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

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    Senator Elizabeth Warren's First Banking Committee Hearing


    I'm happy she's on the side of good.
  18. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

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    I really really would like to post Everett True but I think that might be pushing things a bit
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    New York Daily News call out LaPierre for lying

    The Daily News is calling LaPierre nuts. That won't mean something to most of you but everyone in the New York tri-state area just flinched involuntarily.
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  20. Sjofn Magister Mundi Elyscape

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    The no murders thing is so weird to me. I mean, it's good! But just one of those weird little things.
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  21. Sheepherder Armchair Designer

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    It's one of those odd quirks of human nature that people become more tolerant of each other when you toss them into a shitty situation. Or massacre each other with machetes. It can go either way.
  22. yamo Roughly Touched

    Same thing happens when the temps drop--crime drops. Mebbe the key to the good society is extreme peril and pain. North Korean Utopia?
  23. Kildorn Beardy Magnificence

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    I just have a mental image of a bunch of cops sitting next to the "no murders in __ days" sign wondering why they didn't have a little card that went higher than 3 in the deck.
  24. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

    “Man, who could possibly have guessed that Catholics would be so quick to praise a nonexistent father figure just because someone exerted mild social pressure on them to do so?”
    People on the street are interviewed about the "new pope"

    Fox News Guest Receives Racist Rape And Death Threats After Arguing Guns Aren’t The Solution To Rape
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    That's not too bad is it? Just one every week or so?

    Buncha gabflingers.
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  25. bago Level 90 Paladin

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  26. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

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    And the only person who beats up Everett:
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    His wife
  27. Elyscape Hatoful Pigeon

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    San Jose, CA
    What?
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  28. extarbags Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    I love these every single time.
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  33. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

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    What the hell are they? I can't find anything reverse-googling the images and I can't make out the name on them.
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  34. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

    The Outbursts of Everett True
    A comic strip started in 1907 about a large man who kicks the holy hell out of people with bad manners (with only his wife keeping his manners in line) Oddly progressive for the times he beat up animal abusers, shop owners selling cigarettes to minors, consulting companies that lay people off, bosses who abuse their workers and all assortments of men who disrespect women or minorities.
    He resurfaced on the internet a few years ago and, surprisingly, a continent of powerless malcontent nerds with anger issues embraced him.
  35. Jason McCullough Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    A daily newspaper comic strip where a guy beats up people for having bad manners? Man, the past is different.
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  36. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    Ferndale, MI
    Not sure if mocking True or if I'm supposed to be agreeing with True. He seems like a scalawag.

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  37. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

    He actually outgrew that and his wife started beating the everloving shit out of him for that attitude.
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    Or because

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    No further questions or the cobblestones for you!
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  38. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

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