*OZZO OZZO SENSATION* AND/OR DERAIL (Alternate title: WHYYYYY)

Five past Snickerdoodles?

Fifteen pages ten past three.

Not bad.

Good nigh-

I only got as far as page 8 before my computer went, 'HAHA, NOPE. No page 9. You've seen enough. This is for your own good.' What the fuck did I just reeeeead?

I always assumed you, me and DeeDee have been married for soem time now. I haven't told Dokosu about Davian yet....

Crap, I forgot that Dokosu and I had a thing. My love is fleeting and conditional; I am the Bosie to your Wilde, if you understand my historical gayness. OT4?

um.

Oh DeeDee, I'm sorry I called you here and ruined your pure maiden heart. xD

And Teddy got left out of another thing. 8< Fine I don't love you either, Jacque. Baka.

I've been hanging out here before, sis. No need to worry.

You shall be our Eponine, Teddy.

First you friendzone me, then you murder me!?

Fine! But I won't protect you like Eponine! Get shot, suckers! >:(

Guys, I think there's a book we could all learn from now. It was read by Samuel L. Jackson, and it's called Go the Fuck to Sleep.

I have work in about an hour, I'd get fired.

If it's any consolation, I'll probably also be up all night writing a paper on the extent of our Constitutional search and seizure protections in modern day America. Also, smacking my head against the keyboard because of how fun that paper is.
Edit: People having it worse than me always makes me feel better, Nerys. Always.

If it's any consolation, I have chronic insomnia! =D

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I don't really need consoling as I am a strange, strange person who only requires like an hour of sleep. Plus this has been my work schedule for around a decade, I'm completely used to it.

When I went to bed last night this thread had 3 pages and now it has FUCKING 15?

I have no idea what's going on, but... erm... I guess you can Tri my Force?

You're going to be in for a surprise shock thing. Have fun reading~!

You bet I will ;-)

I'm going to be very, very afraid at the end of this, aren't I?

Splendid! What in the world are we talking about?

Do or do not. There is no try.

I said I wanted to be shipped with someone, and you can blame Flonne and Ana for the rest:

So we are Les Mis OTP.

......what did I just read. Guys, it's 1:30 AM. I have to wake up early tomorrow. I mean today. Why must you do this to me.
Aaaaaand I downloaded the game and am now playing it, while typing out my reaction to a friend over chat, who has no idea what broken forum is.
Wait, shit, he just went offline. Dammit. I was only halfway done. Noooooooo don't run away....

I applaud the pun, even as much anything romantic in the sourcework tends to end with getting shot/dying in prison/dying from tuberculosis/dying/dying/dying/dying...

That is why you are the Cosette to my Marius! And Para is my Book!Cosette and Teddy is our Eponine. Les Mis Harem Go!

I feel like you guys had a party without me where you all got superdrunk and ended up scribbling bullshit on the wall and now I have to clean it up...

Imagine getting tagged into the 15th page and learning you're a ship now.

Imagine getting written into a yaoi visual novel where you're a preteen uke.
Everything seems a little better with perspective, doesn't it.

... Except I'm not cleaning it up. I'm just staring at this wall, and at first I was laughing, but then I was crying, and now I'm laughing again but it's like

and I really know I should clean it up before any of the grognards see it but I just...

Eh, this wasn't even that bad. I remember back when the Citadel thread was up, there was that one drunken evening in the discussion thread where everybody was sleeping with everybody and hats were getting stolen all over the place. Then the rest of the members showed up in the morning. Good times.

So, checked the first post. Wat.

I... think I'll go back to reading that post-grad on voter volatility on the micro-level now...

OMG DONMAI AND ANA YOU WONDERFUL SJhfskdfhsjkdh <3333333333

brb hyperventilating and dying.

I've already mentioned several times in different topic threads on how I much I love you all (in a wholesome way).

Let me re-iterate here in this thread:

I LOVE YOU ALL. EVEN IF YOU TERRIFY ME SOMETIMES

<3

I'm just going to stand back from the thread a little.

Like, waaaaaaay back.

Where it's marginally safer.

Holy shit, I went to sleep and then this exploded.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to run away.



The exit, where's the exit!?

There is no exit. THERE IS NO EXIT! YOU'RE TRAPPED HERE FOREVER!

Ahahaha guys guess what my 12-year-old little sister found this thread and she played through the entire Ozzo Ozzo Sensation Plus laughing like a hyena and now she wants to join this forum and draw Ozzo/Ozzo selfcest fanart. FML YAAAAAY.

Also I'll be a good OP and link to the bonus routes as they are LP'd in the first post. Will be edited as more people LP their own routes.

Ozzo/Nerys
Ozzo/Randissimo
Ozzo/Failure Hero
Ozzo/Elyscape
Ozzo/Faust
Ozzo/Ozzo (Though this really won't be the same without the music, eh.)

EDIT: And with that, the LP of Ozzo Ozzo Sensation Plus is now finally complete!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO YOUR FAMILY

Also, has anyone here remained unshipped by this stage?

I don't think they'd confess that.
They can still run away.

Wait, is your sister Ana going Garry/Garry or Ozzo/Ozzo? I mean, that's his icon so...

Well, she only has his avatar to work off on so it'll be Ozzo/Ozzo cosplaying as Garry/Garry? Does that make sense? :D