*OZZO OZZO SENSATION* AND/OR DERAIL (Alternate title: WHYYYYY)

Yeah, it does. I'm way more interested in that than I should be. Can she do Yosuke/Garry too? I would love her to do that.

What the hell, I went to sleep and 10 pages of this thread happened, 106 alerts and I appeared in a dating game without knowing it???

FUCK IF I'D KNEW THAT I WOULD HAVE STAYED HERE INSTEAD OF GOING TO BED XD

I love you guys, and Donmai, thank you for putting me in the dating sim, I loved my route *SOBBU*
Of course everyone else's route is awesome too XD

9 pages happened while I was gone. *cries*

I went to sleep at 3 AM, I decided to check forum during lunch and then this happened.

Donmai I love you. Snark, that Confrontation piece was awesome.
Now I'm going to have a beer while testing my program with your names.

QFT.

I think... somewhere back at around page 4, I went nuts and started clicking the like button on things I didn't even read...
This is amazing, though that's been said by everyone.

Boop de doop liking every single post on the last five pages I missed wheeeee~
<3

SO MANY ALERTS

Ihihihi, sorry. You're the first person I think of when I hear Canada~

Guys.

I went to sleep at 4 AM, and it's all your fault.

And my dad entered my room at ten and opened the curtains to blind me (hehe) with the sun, probably that's his revenge for not letting him sleep well yesterday 'cause I couldn't stop giggling.

Finished serial liking! :D after an ep of firefly. because firefly.

but that was mostly harmless flirting and cute rp. It was probably mildly weird for grognards. except the slash fics.

I'm not entirely sure if non-LP people can comprehend this thread. I armflailed and told my friend who have a vague sense of BF abou it, they found it amusing. Another friend just gave me "whut".

i love you guys <3

This is rather embarrassing to ask, but what does this mean?

The rest of the population of BF~ Internet slang for war-gamer. Contrast the LP forum's high concentration of kawaiis.

Really, I don't quite remember what I dreamed of, but I'm almost sure it was something about BF. And Donmai.

And me making a 50 Shades of Donmai game with blood-thirsty Kathleen being kawaii desu and harrassing people (including donmai).

Finally caught up. Daaayumn you guys are completely insane.

And I woke up to over a hundred alerts somehow.

Also I was going to proudly announce getting my hands on this Les Mis book but now I'm kind of afraid of being glomped to death. ;__;

Ah, Donmai, if you think my love is stalkerish, you haven't seen enough about how blood-thirsty kawaii desu Kathleen loves everybody and is a creepy yandere vampire that likes dressing as a kitty cat, winking and saying "I want your milk <3"

EDIT - Like this:

I just hope no one sees this.

This thread right here is the reason why I didn't do my JAPALA homework.

Donmai, I hope you are happy with what you have achieved for sharing that gem.

I will once again propose to you, Sofalisa.
I love you. Just, that picture is kireeeeeeei!

You're cereal? O_O I never thought someone would like it.
Here, have some more Kath.

B-BUT IT'S PRETTY! How could someone NOT like it?

/saves picture

'Cause I did it in a rush for a shitty otome game =D

Yep, I'm finally caught up on it. But last time I checked I wasn't a guy! That makes a difference, right?

B-b-but I haven't been a teenager in YEARS. It wouldn't be believeab--oh right, soap operas use actors that are too old for parts all the time. *Sigh* Can I at least keep the baby? It'll get my parents off my back about wanting grandkids.

Honestly, between the harems and the OT*s, it's hard to tell.

But who cares if it's for a shitty otome game? It's still pretty art and I like it! *pouts*

What I have learned from Broken Forum:

Never ever go to sleep ever

Being part of a harem counts as being shipped?

Right. I went to sleep, and I woke up to four more pages of insanity and over a hundred alerts.

I guess you can. It's not like the BF-ers are inhumane enough to separate mother and child, right?

Faust hey, do you want to LP your own route, or should I?

Only if it's being shipped with a lot of people, I guess?

Shhhhhhhhhhhh! If no one notices, I will remain unshipped and safe.

Sarasha, just like Failure Hero, you fall in the trap of protesting too hard. Carry on.

Wait, YOU'RE NOT SHIPPED YET?

Do it! It would be definitely weird to be LPed by someone else XD

Alright. Please don't mind me as I over-evaluate your love.

The only way to avoid being shipped is not to post~
Or say you're already taken by someone secret, displaying stalker-yandere behaviour that may or may not be real~

Or being me.

I feel like I'm hungover and I didn't even drink anything.
This whole thread reads like mass hysteria. I can imagine something like this happening in the final days of the world.
But then we wake up and find out 'whoops the world is, uh, still here. Yeah.'

But I'm already in three harems, a group marriage, and I'm going to have someone's baby. Doesn't that count for anything?

A-apparently not. Um, why do you ask? And why are you staring at me?

Notice that the dread FILLS the heart, the dread has yet to reach the climax. Also, notice that the dread is "bishie" there will be a recurring motif of beauty in the later slides that symbolizes Faust's love for Ozzo.


Perfect exposition. It sets the conflict: faust hasn't returned home, and the setting: the descriptive room with a fireplace. Donmai, you have outdone yourself.

Just then, the phone rang, it was the police


Now here, we get the first glimpse of the antagonist: sad cheeks, and the recurring theme of happiness versus unhappiness.




Ozzo had fainted, and had shown the sublime voice of the author through his narration. Through this, the reader can now know that Ozzo, himself, is not actually the protagonist. After all, protags are manly. Therefore, the reader is left with the question, who? Who is Ozzo, Who is the hero? Who?

Ozzo: Faust my romantic Honey Bunny, he cried out huskily, what is Sad Cheeks doing to you!

In the midst of his terror, Ozzo had remembered an Old story that grandma told him




Folding Wig Butlers, here, represents wish fulfillment. There's a bit of foreshadowing when Ozzo had a sensory loss. Perhaps that entails that the eventual result of the wish would not be all that he dreamed for. Nonetheless, Ozzo falls into the time old otome heroine routine and naively begins folding.




And thus, Ozzo finally gained his wish. Faust had returned, but at what cost? Here is the climax, Donmai masterfully built up screen after screen of suspenseful tension, and here, all will be known. Will this have a happy ending? Will this be an educational Aesop?

I CAN'T TAKE IT THE SUSPENSE IS TOO MUCH

I'd like to bring myself out of analysis, to comment... HOW DO YOU KISS SOMEONE METROSEXUALLY? MY BRAIN HURTS.

So, Ozzo, delighted, thinks Faust has been brought back to himself. However, this is the irony, as what he said isn't true.
Faust denied what Ozzo had done, in a fit of human cruelness, and Faust declared that a new Superehero in town: Yandere Egg, who's bipolar. And the bishie dread floods back to Ozzo.



Ultimately, the Hero is revealed: Yandere Egg. And Faust, like any other human, is attracted to its Main character-ness. Yandere egg is described with all the quirks of human positiveness: including beauty.




Ozzo, once again, starts to fold another wish fulfillment charm...however...



IN A SURPRISING TURN OF CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT, Ozzo finally grows up as he realizes that Faust isn't worth it, and gets drunk instead. He goes to the lover that had always been near and dear to him.
This work is a classic as it defines its clear morals: Wishing isn't Doing, and Being Asexual is the Safest. Donmai spins the tale of Ozzo's heartbreak and consequential rebounding. Truly, this is best route.

OZZO/BOOZE OTP FOREVERRRRRRRRRR /gross sobbing

I think this may be the only OTP that Ozzo might actually like.

So there I was, sitting in the library, getting ready for next semester by reading ahead in my textbook about infrastructural relations between the ceveral kingdoms in Western-Europe in the Middle Ages, when I saw the word "shipping" and immediately thought of this thread. YOU HAVE RUINED ME, LPERS OF BROKEN FORUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!