*OZZO OZZO SENSATION* AND/OR DERAIL (Alternate title: WHYYYYY)

I think I lost track of the genders...

I clicked on this thread today because I was curious. This thread is awesome, you're awesome.

But since I'm bad at remembering all these pairings, I'm just going to ship all of you with each other. Is that okay? Well, even if it's not, I promise I won't make a game about it because I don't have enough time. (I wish I did, though).

The shipping frenzy just had to happen though. It's Harry Met Sally all over again:

"What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that Broken forumers and Broken forumers can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way."
"That's not true. I have a number of Broken forumer friends and there is no sex involved."
"No you don't."
"Yes I do."
"No you don't."
"Yes I do."
"You only think you do."
"You say I'm having sex with these Broken Forumers without my knowledge?"
"No, what I'm saying is they all WANT to have sex with you. "
"They do not."
"Do too. "
"They do not."
"Do too."
"How do you know?"
"Because no Broken Forumer can be friends with a Broken Forumer that he/she finds attractive. He/she always wants to have sex with her/him."
"So, you're saying that a Broken forumer can be friends with a Broken forumer he/she finds unattractive?"
"No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too."
"What if THEY don't want to have sex with YOU?"
"Doesn't matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story."
"Well, I guess we're not going to be friends then. "
"I guess not. "

No, in Broken Forum, you're always going to be more than friends. With or without your knowledge.
So...doujinshi anyone?

Uh, yeah, both Ozzo and I were taken by surprise too. Here, I'm going to quote the PM I sent him:

It's a baby banana. Well, Ozzo's the daddy so it's probably a tsunana. Also it probably has some alien genes too. And apparently now they're clones or something according to Ozzo I don't know I'M JUST A BANANA HOW WOULD I KNOW HOW GENETICS WORK

Considering your avatar has clearly cloned itself....

Oh

Ah

...Well, I guess I have a new nephew/niece/son/daughter! We are such a healthy family!

no what do you mean that's not a tear that's not my destroyed kokoro pouring out of my eyes no

At this point we might as well call ourselves an OT3 and be done with it. Ozzo's harem can join us if they want to. <3

I want to have babies too...

... Donmai?

I'm sorry Ana, but I'm monogamous as a beaver and you like the extracurricular hanky panky way too much. I think our love was not meant to be. *pats*

Zepar is not a clone, but rather a fellow demon and my twin sibling of the opposite sex.

Then now our harem has 5 people?

And this, Broken Forum, is why you always use protection. GODDAMNIT Ozzo THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT /SOBBING

EDIT: And that was post 888 too, which is my birthday. WORST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER.

Protection? What foul language are you speaking?

/laughs at all of you from safe corner of happy ai

Wait wait wait. That's a guy?

S'okay, if one day you wish to settle down, just look for the fabulously haired creeper with the glasses. I'll be waiting for you, baby.

We are of opposite sex. Need more be said?

You're too happy there, Umazes. I'm afraid I gotta go yandere on you.

I think that I shall make it habit to just pop in on this thread randomly, without catching up on what happened before.

It's like accidentely overhearing the most fabulously forever awkward conversation <3

That is all *runs off again*

*Runs back* Oh and Anabanana Congrats :D May your new bananatsunchildthing prosper.



And I've read Kodomo no Jikan, it happened and I'm still not sure why to this day okay I'm done now

Really

....>_>

I wanna settle down~ I wanna settle down~ Won't you settle down with me? Settle down~

I'm afraid I've already done that. :)

But they look the same sex to me... And I don't even know your gender.

S'okay, Rot has experience with yanderes~ Also I have survived Eboby thus far, I have a little experience too.

But that was consensual yandere, does it still count?

Well, Japan has this thing about opposite-gendered but identical-looking twins, so it's not that surprising.

Nah, you two are a consenting couple already.

*sigh* I miss Hamster of Wrath.

I don't know what's going on, guys.
Are we still trying to figure out who's in love with who and who had an affair with who, and who's the illegitimate child of who?

Are you sure? Will no Angela Ozzo Vickers take you far from the city lights and sounds deep into the dark?

Heh, this will be the shortest separation in history. Not that I mind.

What we need is a relationship chart. I can't do it so who can?

Maybe if I eat it KanKan will come back to me...? /stares hungrily at CBanana

It's okay I read it too

I totally shipped Reiji/Aoki for a while because then they could be awesome gay daddies to Rin but then of course they both got paired up with prepubescent girls. Of course. Also I really liked the subplots with the teachers. Shirai/Oyajima is so incredibly moe <3

But you have more DNA than we do!

I'll solve this dilemma for all of us: all bananas are clones.

I'll never stray again. I promise. /stares tenderly into eyes <3

My sex life is none of your business, thank you very much!

Gasp, does this mean that the certain banana I ate for lunch about a week ago was....by extension....an Anabanana?

I eat a banana almost every morning.

...

Oh baby you can eat me anytime you- *slaps self* AHEM I MEAN I AM TOTALLY MONOGAMOUS AND NOT AVAILABLE FOR ANY KIND OF CONSUMPTION WHATSOEVER. THANK YOU AND GOOD DAY.

I'm never eating a banana again.

I'm secretly the illegitimate and abandoned clone of Anabanana's niece!

...OR WAS I PUSHED?

Nobody's willing to have kids with me, since Donmai hates me and Miaki-sama isn't here.

I guess I'll sleep.

Somehow I have a feeling that monogamy will be a long and difficult road for Ana...

Good lord. Somebody, or it can be me, open up GIMP or Microsoft paint so we can paint a family tree/relationship chart. I think this needed to be done for quite a long while.