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*OZZO OZZO SENSATION* AND/OR DERAIL (Alternate title: WHYYYYY)

Discussion in 'The Bridge Over The River Kawaii' started by Anabanana, Feb 2, 2013.

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  1. Haniel Hatoful Pigeon

    I think I lost track of the genders...
  2. OtomeGamer Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    I clicked on this thread today because I was curious. This thread is awesome, you're awesome.

    But since I'm bad at remembering all these pairings, I'm just going to ship all of you with each other. Is that okay? Well, even if it's not, I promise I won't make a game about it because I don't have enough time. (I wish I did, though).

    The shipping frenzy just had to happen though. It's Harry Met Sally all over again:

    "What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that Broken forumers and Broken forumers can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way."
    "That's not true. I have a number of Broken forumer friends and there is no sex involved."
    "No you don't."
    "Yes I do."
    "No you don't."
    "Yes I do."
    "You only think you do."
    "You say I'm having sex with these Broken Forumers without my knowledge?"
    "No, what I'm saying is they all WANT to have sex with you. "
    "They do not."
    "Do too. "
    "They do not."
    "Do too."
    "How do you know?"
    "Because no Broken Forumer can be friends with a Broken Forumer that he/she finds attractive. He/she always wants to have sex with her/him."
    "So, you're saying that a Broken forumer can be friends with a Broken forumer he/she finds unattractive?"
    "No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too."
    "What if THEY don't want to have sex with YOU?"
    "Doesn't matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story."
    "Well, I guess we're not going to be friends then. "
    "I guess not. "


    No, in Broken Forum, you're always going to be more than friends. With or without your knowledge.
    So...doujinshi anyone?

  3. Uh, yeah, both Ozzo and I were taken by surprise too. Here, I'm going to quote the PM I sent him:


    It's a baby banana. Well, Ozzo's the daddy so it's probably a tsunana. Also it probably has some alien genes too. And apparently now they're clones or something according to Ozzo I don't know I'M JUST A BANANA HOW WOULD I KNOW HOW GENETICS WORK
  4. Fontaine Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Edmonton, Alberta
    Considering your avatar has clearly cloned itself....
  5. Kaneda Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Santiago
    Oh

    Ah

    ...Well, I guess I have a new nephew/niece/son/daughter! We are such a healthy family!

    no what do you mean that's not a tear that's not my destroyed kokoro pouring out of my eyes no
  6. At this point we might as well call ourselves an OT3 and be done with it. Ozzo's harem can join us if they want to. <3
  7. Sofalisa Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Brazil
    I want to have babies too...

    ... Donmai?
  8. Kaneda Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Santiago
    I'm sorry Ana, but I'm monogamous as a beaver and you like the extracurricular hanky panky way too much. I think our love was not meant to be. *pats*
  9. Haniel Hatoful Pigeon

    hurhur smug.JPG Zepar is not a clone, but rather a fellow demon and my twin sibling of the opposite sex.
  10. Sofalisa Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Brazil
    Then now our harem has 5 people?
  11. And this, Broken Forum, is why you always use protection. GODDAMNIT Ozzo THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT /SOBBING

    EDIT: And that was post 888 too, which is my birthday. WORST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER.
  12. Fontaine Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Edmonton, Alberta
    Protection? What foul language are you speaking?
  13. Umazes Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    Canada
    /laughs at all of you from safe corner of happy ai
  14. Sofalisa Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Brazil
    Wait wait wait. That's a guy?
  15. Kaneda Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Santiago
    S'okay, if one day you wish to settle down, just look for the fabulously haired creeper with the glasses. I'll be waiting for you, baby.
  16. Haniel Hatoful Pigeon

    We are of opposite sex. Need more be said?
  17. Sofalisa Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Brazil
    You're too happy there, Umazes. I'm afraid I gotta go yandere on you.
  18. forgetmenot Armchair Designer

    Location:
    Your Face
    I think that I shall make it habit to just pop in on this thread randomly, without catching up on what happened before.

    It's like accidentely overhearing the most fabulously forever awkward conversation <3

    That is all *runs off again*

    *Runs back* Oh and Anabanana Congrats :D May your new bananatsunchildthing prosper.



    And I've read Kodomo no Jikan, it happened and I'm still not sure why to this day okay I'm done now


    Really

    ....>_>
  19. I wanna settle down~ I wanna settle down~ Won't you settle down with me? Settle down~
  20. Rot Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Here
    I'm afraid I've already done that. :)
  21. Sofalisa Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Brazil
    But they look the same sex to me... And I don't even know your gender.
  22. Umazes Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    Canada
    S'okay, Rot has experience with yanderes~ Also I have survived Eboby thus far, I have a little experience too.
  23. Umazes Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    Canada
    But that was consensual yandere, does it still count?
  24. Haniel Hatoful Pigeon

    Well, Japan has this thing about opposite-gendered but identical-looking twins, so it's not that surprising.
  25. Sofalisa Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Brazil
    Nah, you two are a consenting couple already.

    *sigh* I miss Hamster of Wrath.
  26. Yelim Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    I don't know what's going on, guys.
    Are we still trying to figure out who's in love with who and who had an affair with who, and who's the illegitimate child of who?
  27. Kaneda Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Santiago
    Are you sure? Will no Angela Ozzo Vickers take you far from the city lights and sounds deep into the dark?

    Heh, this will be the shortest separation in history. Not that I mind.
  28. Alko Boom Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    What we need is a relationship chart. I can't do it so who can?
  29. Maybe if I eat it KanKan will come back to me...? /stares hungrily at CBanana
    It's okay I read it too

    I totally shipped Reiji/Aoki for a while because then they could be awesome gay daddies to Rin but then of course they both got paired up with prepubescent girls. Of course. Also I really liked the subplots with the teachers. Shirai/Oyajima is so incredibly moe <3
    Edelweiss, Antiqua, Squishxd and 7 others like this.
  30. PARAdoxial Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    California
    But you have more DNA than we do!
  31. Ozzo Hatoful Pigeon

  32. I'll never stray again. I promise. /stares tenderly into eyes <3

    My sex life is none of your business, thank you very much!
  33. Yelim Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Gasp, does this mean that the certain banana I ate for lunch about a week ago was....by extension....an Anabanana?
  34. PARAdoxial Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    California
    I eat a banana almost every morning.

    ...
  35. Oh baby you can eat me anytime you- *slaps self* AHEM I MEAN I AM TOTALLY MONOGAMOUS AND NOT AVAILABLE FOR ANY KIND OF CONSUMPTION WHATSOEVER. THANK YOU AND GOOD DAY.
  36. Alko Boom Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    I'm never eating a banana again.
  37. EmotedLlama Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    US
    I'm secretly the illegitimate and abandoned clone of Anabanana's niece!

    ...OR WAS I PUSHED?
  38. Sofalisa Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Brazil
    Nobody's willing to have kids with me, since Donmai hates me and Miaki-sama isn't here.

    I guess I'll sleep.
    Randissimo, M Sheep, Sarasha and 6 others like this.
  39. Umazes Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    Canada
    Somehow I have a feeling that monogamy will be a long and difficult road for Ana...
  40. Yelim Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Good lord. Somebody, or it can be me, open up GIMP or Microsoft paint so we can paint a family tree/relationship chart. I think this needed to be done for quite a long while.