*OZZO OZZO SENSATION* AND/OR DERAIL (Alternate title: WHYYYYY)

I've been tagged twice. Tried to start reading. Gave up fairly fast due to being terrified. Then shipping spills into Zafehouse involving Enjolras because that's Jacque's avatar and I activated my patented rewrite-musical-song defense.

...because you were afraid to lose Enjolras?

Are we still talking about early childhood cartoons without bringing up Disney or stuff that wasn't from your country originally?
Because if so...
(intros only.)


I'd post so much Astrid Lindgren if it wasn't for the fact that it's not cartoons.
NO THE ANIMATED PIPPI SERIES DOES NOT COUNT.

Waaah! I'm so happy now we can all be together forever and ever and ever and everrrrrrr~

Y-you're pregnant with triplets though. One for each person that says "have my babbus"

See, if I protest here you'll just see that as admission, won't you? This is exactly why shipping confuses and terrifies me.

My only love is the Lawr and the Lawr is not mocked.

The Lawr is however open to threesomes

... the hell did I just like?

I have no idea, but I did the same.
I'm scared.

What is this tackle gompled thingy?

Close enough! You have the ways to defend our child from people that read manga about 8 years old girls doing... stuff.
But first, we must fraternize our yandere/tsudere love with a night of flight with the angels' wings!

That doesn't sound creepy at all, what are you talking about?

On your pregnancy, I have one word for you:

Chrysalid

And to think I could have carried on with my life without some horrifying image implanted deep in my brain !

They're adorable!

LOOK, LOOK, Donmai, I DID IT FOR YOU! <3

I hope senpai notices me =3

Yes, that is perfect!

Madness....

Jesus fuck, what is this monster of a thread I've been summoned to? If this is what happens when I avoid the internet for Life Stuff, you are all grounded.

I approve of the game and the LP, but 25 pages in one weekend? Fucking hell. I'm not reading all of this today.

EBOBY'S HERE!

EVERYONE TAKE COVER!

Astute readers of this thread may have noticed that Ozzo/Alko Boom has been falling behind in the polls for quite a while now. Not by a huge margin by any means - just one single vote, really - but it was falling behind nonetheless. So imagine my surprise when I opened this thread and *GASP* Ozzo/Alko Boom is now tied for last with Donmai and Forever Alone! Which benevolent voter gave Alko Boom that one last nudge he needed to soar past the shameful pit of loserdom that he had been in?

Well, shippers of the thread, I don't think the answer will surprise any of us.



Yes.

It was Ozzo.

Ozzo likes Ozzo/Alko Boom, and it's the only pairing he's voted for.

But before you start squeeing about Ozzo/Alko Boom being your new OTP, I'd like to bring your attention to something else. Something sad, and just a little painful.



You now have permission to gasp and fan your faces in disgust, shippers. Yes, Alko Boom has done the unimaginable act of voting for Ozzo to be alone forever. In shipping terms, this set of votes translates exactly to Ozzo confessing his love to Alko, and Alko not only rejecting him, but also telling him he's so undesirable that he should never be paired with anyone ever.

In light of these new events, can we, in good conscience, continue shipping Ozzo/Alko Boom as we have always been? What about morals? Values? Basic human dignity? Can we continue shipping Ozzo with a person who has such obvious disdain for him?

The answer is, as always, yes.

Ozzo/Alko Boom OTP 4ever.

IT'S AN INSIDIOUS PLOT!

OH NO HE DIDN'T!

As incomprehensible as it may be, it is indeed the truth and we would do well to accept it.

YES, HIDE! I AM GOING TO STAB SHIP EVERYONE! OH, THE HUMANITY!

I'm just glad that this thread's getting back on track. "Which track tho" some of you might ask, to which I reply: "
"

I hate you all. I voted for no one because that's what Ozzo wanted.

That's not what the poll says~~~

I'm never clicking on this thread again.

You know we won't let you you can't help yourself ~ <3

So you were just thinking what would make Ozzo happy?
Because you love him and want him to be as happy as possible? <3
Truly, this means Ozzo's affection will not go unrequited.

Ahh, young love.

*GASP* You're right, MariPanda! All along, I was looking at the poll results without love, the one element that constitutes the world! Ah, folly! I am unqualified to be a true shipper! Farewell, my friends, I am off to marathon Boku no Pico for the next ten years so I can finally cultivate a true shipper's spirit!

You forgot the most important thing: without love, it cannot be seen.

I must love Ana then, because I saw the sheer horror she left in her last post. XD

Yes, my dear, that was indeed the reference I was trying to make. You get a gold star! .rehtorb ruoy htiw tuo ekam woN

DON'T TEMPT ME FONTAINE I AM MARRIED, YOU HEAR ME?! HAPPILY MONOGAMOUSLY MARRIED.

I am inordinately proud of her for getting that reference, however...

Don't make me break out the Stern Fatherly Disapproval.

I forgot to tell you the first time you posted Dad's stare of fatherly disapproval, but I love you and I want you to know it.
That's really all there is to say in the matter.

You know, I keep looking back here but I don't understand what's going on any time I do. Are we, like... anti-shipping now?

And as for those complaining that they are already happily in a relationship: What fun is shipping if it's canon? The crackships are the most fun out of them all, you silly people~

I liked your edit to the quote so much I had to make it canon. (And yes, Dad and WV have always been the best characters, although Draconian Dignitary is pretty awesome too >__>)

And careful, you're saying that in this thread, who knows what will happen!

(Anabanana making a Ravenholme x MariPanda x Candied Citrus ship in 3... 2...)

He just wants Ozzo to be happy. Isn't that enough for you guys?
Edit: This marks post #1000 in this thread. Never forget Ozzo's happiness.