*OZZO OZZO SENSATION* AND/OR DERAIL (Alternate title: WHYYYYY)

The perfect 1000th post in this thread. Everyone can go home now.

Complaining? I'm afraid you misunderstand. My inability to commit to a monogamous relationship seems to have become a running joke by now. If I indulge in crackships, as is my natural tendency, my waifu will descend on me with her talons and tear me apart. And then I'll become nothing but a sad smear of banana ooze on the ground. DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE AT THE HANDS OF KANEDA?! DO YOU?!

Hm. Pardon me, but I am a little slow today and am nor sure what quote you're talking about? ? The "that's all there is to say on the matter" one? (John is still my favorite, though. I'm not even sure why.)

I assume by that ship that I'll be the object of affection of you siblings.
Then I'll be the one who will torn down your family and household, turning your love between a brother and a sister into pure hatred.
... Considering the soap opera this thread has become, I think this scenario's actually pretty tame.

I think we're only anti-incest now.

You're not true shipper unless you ship things from different fandoms/real life/media formats.
Javert/Jon Bon Jovi
Mr. Krabs/Maractus
The Jolly Green Giant/ Arthur Dent
This is the true face of hardcore shipping.

No, but a couple fighting is always a highly entertaining sight.
It is not and I'm an awful person.

Jareth x Mick Jagger OTP

I never took Kaneda as a screaming banshee harpy....

So, will you ever let us know who are you planning to creep on? 'Cause I'm kinda curious.

EDIT - Damn, I replied to the wrong post before. Now you have it.

Ah, sorry, I meant I increased the size of the text in my original post to match your increasing of the size of "Stern fatherly disapproval"

And that sounds like the best, and purest, representation of that ship that we can expect from Broken Forum - I like it

Oh! Yes, the increased size makes the Stern Fatherly Disapproval more effective.

And we should stay a no-incest forum, so I'm glad I was included in that ship? I guess?
Will I regret saying this later?

If I show you then I know you won't tell what I said...
Cause two can keep a secret if one of them is dead~

O_O

*slowly walks away backwards*

Donmai, did you like my drawing of you, in which I spent so much time and effort? Did you?

DID YOU?

Huh. I'm a Despondent Fancybear.
Fitting enough.

... No answer.

*tears drawing in half*

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have just been successfully grazed.

So I take it our fluffy friend has caught up with the thread? ;)

/puts hand on shoulder and shakes head

You must move on, minha filha.

So they're yours? :D

That would've happened to Logan, not me! Nonononono don't let them get me! Besides, my kids are @Miaki-sama's! I think...maybe y'all should put down a tarp just to be safe.

Aw, you shouldn't have done that. I thought it was a lovely drawing even though it was of someone else :(.

Edit: Hi Sheep, thanks for the likes!

Yay ! Let's have ship the sheep ?

i am on my knees sobbing and asking why
why is this 26 pages
why is everyone being shipped with everyone
why is this
why
why

god is dead.

more importantly why wasn't i shipped with anyone okay i see how it is fuck y'all den i don't need you

Guys
My computer got a virus
I think it's a sign.

... Nah just kidding~ I just forgot my weekly virus scan is all, so of course I missed out on a big update and all my stuff is gone ahaha -seppuku-

Give them about five minutes.

Well M Sheep just arrived so I guess we could ship the both of you together ?

I SEE HOW IT IS PUT ME WITH THE NEW KID**.

**no offense to m sheep.

MulMizu babe, you could just ride off into the sunset with me.

I'm sorry, the shipping possibilities are getting kinda cramped right now.

Please, wait until the update and addition of new love interests.

aren't you the one that kills everyone.

You know, with the rest of her harem in the caravan!

This thread certainly went places.

Davian Korran, why are you so great? I started singing the ship song and ended up having to wipe my computer screen because I choked on saliva while laughing.

Aw, spoil all the fun and vote analysis why don't you.

Normally I would say something like "I feel like we've just lost five points on our Weirdness stat now that the poll is gone" but considering the contents of this thread I'm pretty sure we've already maxed that out~

Anything I do is 100% consensual.

I stand here with my waving banner of justice and state that t'was I who created the (admittedly short and horrible) RPGMaker Broken Forum dating program.
I remember saying I would get back to it. I never did.
and i am sorry.

link to post is here
And link to actual game (if you don't have RPGMaker) is here

i do not believe you for a second.

I can be very persuasive, MulMizu.

i actually internally screamed, wow.

I'm going to count that as a win.

Can I get an award for being creepy yet?

Eboby-sama can I please join your har- /smacks self in the head holy shit I need to get a grip