The perfect 1000th post in this thread. Everyone can go home now. Complaining? I'm afraid you misunderstand. My inability to commit to a monogamous relationship seems to have become a running joke by now. If I indulge in crackships, as is my natural tendency, my waifu will descend on me with her talons and tear me apart. And then I'll become nothing but a sad smear of banana ooze on the ground. DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE AT THE HANDS OF KANEDA?! DO YOU?!