*OZZO OZZO SENSATION* AND/OR DERAIL (Alternate title: WHYYYYY)

Hey hey hey what happened to your monogamy?

Besides all potential harem members need my approval since we're married; you should be asking me.

I can't help it, Vide, Eboby's creepiness is just so allurin- oh fuck I did it again. Can everyone please just stop being so damn attractive?

Uh-huh, that's why I didn't find out I was in your harem until after I'd been on the forums for several months.

Now now, there's plenty of me to go around.

CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP

... yes gertrudetherobot I actually do remember that picture

Announcement:

Gonna pick this RPG Maker thing back up. I realize the reason I dropped it was because I didn't know who to put into it and what to make them look like and I knew that I needed to make a party for the MC to hang out with, but I didn't know who to make party members and also I don't know who to make potential suitors (there is no gender preference in this game, man; date men OR women) and i just...

SO, I'd like some feedback as to who you want in the game as a party-member/who you want as a dating option.
You can leave it here or PM it to me or idfk i can make a separate topic thing? Or someone point me in a general direction? So far, Elyscape's the only option. His bad and good ends are already taken care of. Also have my first dungeon already set.

Is... is that what you think? I...

I'm sorry if I gave that impression, but...

Oh lord.

/kneels and begs for forgiveness

This still doesn't mean any of you can approach my waifu, you hussies.

It was hyperbole, Kanny baby, I knew you wouldn't do that to me. /cradles head, snuggles <3

I keep on liking your posts mostly because I adore that movie.

Hey, you've got nothing to worry about from me. I've got two wives and three possibly alien babies to take care of already.

Name one of the babies Ted.

I will if any of them are born with gills. Also, I forgot that Randissimo married the entire forum earlier in the thread so add another spouse to the tally.

So wait, Eboby, You have a harem and a wife?

Does that mean that we are your official mistresses?

If you finish your project before mine I will DO SOMETHING but I don't want to threaten you because I like you. But SOMETHING will happen because LIMELIGHT STOLEN or something that really doesn't matter.

(This was a joke post I'm not angry or anything I don't expect you to not do anything because of me we're cool at least on my end.)

MAAAANNNNNNNN, IDK WHAT TO DO NOW.
mostly because i haven't figured out how to get these custom character creator options in.
you have until I figure it out to finish

I would love to be a party member but you can't date me because my heart belongs only to Eboby robots.

Yes. But only with my approval.

Can I be a mascot? I dunno, a pet hedgehog that a protag has?

(Either that or the token asian girl?)

Am I still a chicken? I like chickens.

baby you will always be a winking chicken.
because i love you. <3

videetcredere and Yelim , you will both be added in promptly. C:

Excellent. I leave my design up to you aside from the fact I'm physically female and have light skin with black hair. /salutes

Also since this is a fighting thing I would like to be a melee fighter.

oh my god i have made eboby's house have a different theme from the rest of town and i am dying help me HELP

I want to be an enemy~
The cutest kittiest enemy~
And then I have ridiculous stats so I end up killing everyone who visits me, ahahaha~

I can supply my own sprites if need be. I will be feared across the land! Killing everyone like I keep killing my lemmings AKA mostly by accident!

B-b-but I only have the mapping done and also part of one character but I need twenty character routes and if I only have like almost one scene of one maaan writing is hard.

Also, I recommend taking a look at UMS. It's a bit confusing to get the hang of at first (just like RPG Maker), but it really expands the options for text display and also allows for FACE PORTRAITS YEAAAAH.

Is it a haunted mansion?

An arabian palace fitted with harem quarters?

MulMizu I have no idea what I'd be, but you'd need videetcredere in your party for romance stuff to happen. Maybe a traveling merchant that shows up wherever the player goes? Or an optional theif/rogue type party member? I dunno.

I do think that PARAdoxial and/or Davian Korran should be party members you can get fairly early since they're both very friendly and post in a good portion of all the LPs.

Edit: What is my house like? I'm so excited~

Eboby, I've made your living quarters...interesting. In the first town, but can't be entered too early. GOTTA STORY FIRST ehuehuehuehuehuehue~

CuteCat, if you wanna send in your own sprites, be my guest!

also ebobooby i had to give you blue hair ebcause there is no purple pink. :<

[feeling flattered that Eboby-senpai noticed me] I have no experience with RPGs though. It does sound fun. Can I be a thief? What does that entail? [/flattered]

Well, I'd need to know limitations and style and such first, so... Later!

I'd totally be up for being sheep merchant guy who always seems to get where your going ahead of you/snarky save point/Random recurring NPC who weid crap keeps happening to/horrifying transforiming monster bossfight/I WANNA BE PART OF THE GAME TOOO

Aw, purple is the best color though.

And whenever any of you guys use senpai all I can think of is this.

I NEED VOLUNTEERS TO HANG OUT AS HAREM PERSONS IN EBOBY'S HAVEN

please raise your hands

Relevant side note: You are all given my consent for the game harem.

I, uh, don't know whether or not to say yes to this.

OKAY FINE DO IT I DON'T EVEN KNOW EBOBY BUT WHATEVER

I suppose it's not possible to know exactly what my role is? Pleasant surprise?

WAIT WAIT. DOES THAT MEAN I GUESSED RIGHT ABOUT THE ARABIAN PALACE STLYE HAREM WING?

I'M GONNA MAKE A SEPARATE THREAD FOR THIS INNNN THE BRIDGE FORUM gimme a second and then i will link to it here.

here you go, you punks.
http://brokenforum.com/index.php?threads/im-a-horrible-person-making-a-horrible-game.4947/

.... I have so many pages I need to catch up to. What am I missing. Something about Ted.

OH GOD! SO FREAKIN CUTE!

I'M DEAD

TOO CUTE

YOU HAVE KILLED ME

my brain
it is broken