*OZZO OZZO SENSATION* AND/OR DERAIL (Alternate title: WHYYYYY)

"What's going on in this thread? :D"
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"OKGUYZTHATWASCOOLSEEYALATERBAIBAI" /runs

I'm pretty sure we brought that on ourselves, waifu. Wait, did you propose first? Or was that me?

...I'm horrible at anniversaries. John is a much better husbando than me.

EDIT: No wonder he's currently leading in the Ozzo love poll, excluding the harem option.

Kaneda. You turned her down for being a FILTHY HOME-WRECKER why do I remember this why

I feel you man.

How can this surprise you anymore?

I think I proposed first, then you rejected me talking some nonsense about grim reapers. Then a lot of proposals were exchanged and we finally reached a consensus when I made the Brunanatar.

...<3

I WOULD'VE LOVED THAT CHILD AS IF IT WERE MINE, JUST SO YOU KNOW.

That'll be a great story for the kids.

What? You wanted to be shipped with Ozzo too?

Please kill me.

Prenuptial agreements, man.

Reaperina is practically both our kids now, so <3

Yeah, we'll raise her to be a beautiful psycho PERFECTLY DECENT PERSON. Just like her momma. <3

Well, both of them.

Should I stop derailing (does this have any rails anymore?) and baiting shippers? No? Okay.

We hopped off the rails a long time ago.

FTFY ;)

*OZZO OZZO SENSATION* PLUS+
NEWLY ADDED NERYS ROUTE
NEWLY ADDED FAILURE HERO ROUTE
NEWLY ADDED RANDISSIMO ROUTE
NEWLY ADDED ELYSCAPE* ROUTE
NEWLY ADDED ENDLESS STREAM OF GOMENS
COMING SOON TO A SOBBINGDEEPLY NEAR YOU

* Which may or may not be a female Death Sphere and not an actual Elyscape

You beautiful poisonous fungus you.

The Ships of Broken Forum

Ozzo x JohnStargazer ("THE PUNS")
Ozzo x Alko Boom ("GARRY YOU MORON")
Ozzo x Everyone ("OZZO OZZO SENSATION")
Jacquelle x Davian Korran ("LES MIS MORE LIKE LAID MIS")
Elyscape x Soli-Chan ("THE FEELS")
Kaneda x Anabanana ("KISS ME YOU MAGNIFICENT BANANA")
Donmai x Our Nightmares ("FUFUFUFUFUFU~")
Eboby x VideetCredere ("YANDERE ROBOT LOVE")
Eboby x Everyone ("NO ESCAPE")
Faust x Sugar-Junkie x Sofalisa x Haniel ("WTF")

I fell kinda left apart, I want to be shipped with someone too XDDDD

Well your avatar is a mad scientist, mine is a zombie...

You forgot Eboby x Everyone. But especially me. We're getting married even.

I want to be shipped too~

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Let me go back to my solitary life and cry blood alone while drinking human souls.

We would be the gore/yandere couple XDDDD

We can make that a threesome if we add Sofalisa.

Ooh, can I join in the polyamorous shenanigans?

A creepy girl with empty and bloody eyesockets? That would work. You two woul be my creations and competing from my love

Sure Haniel. Ot4 is for foreeeever !

It's okay, I'm used to being unloved.

WHO AM I KIDDING? FOURSOME IS A GO!

Four because Haniel.

Since you don't have an avatar, it's ok if we consider you a ghost? Just to keep the horror theme!

Guys.

Guys.

I love you guys. <3

Best. Forum. Ever.

Mind if I pick an avatar, instead? I'll ensure that it'll be plenty horrific.

Yessss, my lurking's paying off. I'm not getting shipped!
Watch me get shipped just for that comment. I suppose I'd be a secret hard-to-get route...

You know Haniel USED to have a face, right?

I guess so, I don't remember XD

Well, AaronSofaer did say that he thinks you're cute... ;)

Edit: AW CRAP, AM I A HOTLINKING ASSHOLE NOW!? Nevermind. I'm mostly just confused. Wha

So, this is how I'm feeling right now



Only instead of fire, there's shipping.