*OZZO OZZO SENSATION* AND/OR DERAIL (Alternate title: WHYYYYY)

Discussion in 'The Bridge Over The River Kawaii' started by Anabanana, Feb 2, 2013.

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NO U

FURTHER 38 vote(s) 46.3%
STUDY 28 vote(s) 34.1%
MAY 24 vote(s) 29.3%
BE 24 vote(s) 29.3%
WARRANTED 59 vote(s) 72.0%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Donmai Hatoful Pigeon

    Nope, Gale from Animal Parade. He is my husband and we have two beautiful children named Cassie and Pollux and when he is not looking I take photographs of his butt.
    I wish we could share photographs we take in Animal Parade.
    I really do.
  2. Randissimo Hatoful Pigeon

    I AM SORRY, BUT I CAN NO LONGER GO THE TEACHER ROUTE. AMANOHASHI HAS RUINED EVERYTHING.

    We're still technically married, though.

    ...

    And Felix is a student OH GOD WHY

    And debating whether to add anything to my avatar or not, Felix is already pretty damn romantic.
  3. Eboby Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    I like to think if the streams ever cross and real life and BF meet, the person who made the discovery will just go pale.

    And stare at me.

    And I just smile back, never blinking.
  4. EmotedLlama Beardy Magnificence

    Location:
    US
    B-but you'd be erasing my sexuality!
  5. Sarasha Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    One of my beloved wives has no eyes and is constantly crying blood for a woman who is not me, not that I'm jealous or anything, blood oozing from orifices doesn't bother me. Do try to be quiet while you two are creeping around though, I'm a light sleeper.
  6. Randissimo Hatoful Pigeon

    I'm aromantic and in an open marriage. Sexuality means nothing when it comes to shipping. *nods sagely*
  7. Yelim Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    No worries, We love all the robots, especially you.
  8. Sofalisa Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Brazil
    Guys, in few days we made it to 40 pages in this thread, while in my Fatal Hearts LP I'm doing since september, there are 50 pages.
    This thread is like cancer.
    Edelweiss, Miaki-sama, mum and 11 others like this.
  9. Sofalisa Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Brazil
    So, where does he live? *sharpening ax*

    Awwwwwn I'm not bothered by your laser gun pointing right at my face either <3
  10. Failure Hero Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Vegas
    So it's okay if I bleed on you a bit while rocking back and forth on my heels and caressing your sleeping face, right Sarasha? You look so peaceful...
  11. EmotedLlama Beardy Magnificence

    Location:
    US
    God FINE but I formally protest!

    Which means nothing because formally I'm a pirate wizard but informally I'm a llama and we all know what my avatar is.
  12. groundedsidhe Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Room 101

    YOU think teacher routes are bad??!! Every time they come up, my nonononononononononnononono - GROSS! BAIL!!! meter goes into overdrive, and I am vastly entertained by the most awful things!

    (For the rest of this post, I am immediately ignoring the fact that Felix is a student)

    I hope you mean you and I are technically married, and not you and Amanohashi. I mean, sure, he has roses and all, but creepy bunny/bear combos are way cooler. Look, we're sweet. Nothing ominous about us. See, the longer you look at us, the closer we appear. How lovely and romantic. Really. Wait, why are you backing away?? The soulless eyes are good. You like them.....

    Where are you going?? Wait!!
  13. Sofalisa Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Brazil
    Don't try to deny it. You two were meant to be.
  14. Randissimo Hatoful Pigeon

    Considering your profession, I can completely understand. (Although my aversion was born before I even started Amanohashi's route. I found the Don't Take It Personally Babe thread about a day before I learned one of my teachers from middle school did... Illegal things with a student. Yeah. That's all I'm willing to say.)

    (Someone remind me how old the protagonist was in Lucky Rabbit Reflex, because if she was almost 18, we can pretend Felix's birthday passed, he graduated, and is now totally legal.)

    Of course I meant you when I said us! I'm just dating Amanohashi, nothing serious. I am quietly sobbing at this fact.
  15. Sofalisa Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Brazil
    Aaawn that souns so sweet...
    But WAIT.
    Nononononono she's my wife, I won't let you creep at her!
  16. Eboby Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    groundedsidhe, you know what else is romantic? The Bunny The Bear.
  17. Donmai Hatoful Pigeon

  18. EmotedLlama Beardy Magnificence

    Location:
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    Dangit I want to like this but then that would make it look like I am assenting to this pairing and I am not willing to commit

    Because I was going to write something here and then I wrote becoming instead of because and now I'm talking about that
  19. Sofalisa Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Brazil
    Seems like confused llama is confused.
  20. Yelim Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    You're a bully. T-T
    Why must everyone taunt me with a game that I'll never hold nor play?
  21. Jacquelle Hatoful Pigeon

    What was that? Sorry, I was distracted by playing Fire Emblem: Awakening.
  22. Sofalisa Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    And while Donmai wasn't aware of School Festival, Sofalisa got all scenes and all endings for 3 guys already.
    Blick Winkel, KatZ, M Sheep and 15 others like this.
  23. groundedsidhe Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Room 101
    Rejected! Ouch. Never mind.
    baka, it's, it's not like I like you or anything
  24. MariPanda Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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  25. PARAdoxial Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    I would be fangirling like those people who see their favorite superstar in real life. And then maybe back away a few steps. While chanting, "This is so cool and awesome".

    I glanced towards my open closet. Saw my cat staring back. I'm watching you.
    Oh, I know that art...is this from the people who made Love Blossom?

    edit: for finally figuring it out
  26. Randissimo Hatoful Pigeon

    I feel your pain. I have the game but no 3DS. It just sits there on my desk mocking me.
  27. MariPanda Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Brazil
    On a kinda unrelated note, I always forget that V-Day in the outside world happens in February, so I was pretty confused when I saw all those pwetty hearts on everyone's avatars.
  28. Sofalisa Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Aaaawn, Llama-kun, how could you hurt this fair maiden's pure heart? Look how tsundere she is...
    That's mean!
  29. Sofalisa Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Brazil
    I only knew it's coming because of Farmville =D
    ...
    I should probably go out more.
  30. Yelim Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Wait
    That statement doesn't compute in my head.
    Why do you have the game but not have the console?

    Let me also shamelessly plug in Strategy SRPG games
    Devil Survivor: Great game, go play it or you can read my LP
  31. MariPanda Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Brazil
    (pssst. hey. link to the LP so I'm not the only one shamelessly advertising)
  32. Failure Hero Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Vegas
    Don't try to change the subject, Yelim. We're talking about how great this game you have no way to play is. SPOILERS:
  33. Randissimo Hatoful Pigeon

    Because the store I buy my pre-orders from is ALWAYS good at their job, doesn't give away pre-order copies, and fuck, I wanted this game before it got sold out. I can always buy the console later.
  34. MariPanda Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Brazil
    Gaia Online used to warn me whenever a special holiday was about to happen in the Lands Far Away, but it's been a good while since I logged in on my Gaia account.
  35. Sofalisa Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Brazil
    I could bet anything you never played it.
    Edelweiss, Miaki-sama, Donmai and 7 others like this.
  36. MariPanda Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Brazil
    WAIT
    I just realized we're on page 41.
  37. Randissimo Hatoful Pigeon

    And soon, we will achieve the answer to life. Or was it the meaning?
  38. PARAdoxial Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    And in only 5 days at that.
  39. PARAdoxial Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    The answer is 42. I want to know what the question is.
  40. Randissimo Hatoful Pigeon

    Life.