*OZZO OZZO SENSATION* AND/OR DERAIL (Alternate title: WHYYYYY)

And if as a title,

There's really only one logical conclusion, isn't there?

I'm okay with being Eboby's slave. At least she's someone I stalk since before I even had an account here.

Are...are you suggesting, madame, that people sometimes exaggerate for effect? On the internet? I haven't the words to properly express how deliciously absurd that notion is, so I will instead bid you good day.

I...I got a master?

I never thought these turns of events would happen when I decided to lurk BrokenForum.

But wait... If I'm Eboby's slave 'cause I drawn her, and I'm going to draw everybody here... IT MEANS I'M EVERYBODY'S SLAVE?

What do you want from me, Donmai-sama? =3 I mean THAT'S HORRIBLE!

Don't be so sad, Master. At least you're not everybody's slave, like me.


What have I got into?

Fine I will join this 'Valentine's avatar' craze. And to the amazement of everyone it's not a robot.

This is Bob. Bob is a tentacle monster. Bob loves you very, very much. But only if you want him to. They're consentacles. Why am I allowed to speak.

Even the largest man must sleep. Even the smallest child can hold a knife. I'd say you've gotten yourself into the perfect position from which to demonstrate your devotion to your one true master, the blood god. Skulls for Khorne

So Bob is like a Cthulhu made of love? <3
An Eldritch Lover?

I'm really really sorry.

Pretty much! Made of love and squishiness instead of horror and insanity.

Who?

Honestly people, the scariest thing in this thread is ehm ecks 's avatar. Yeesh.

I feel like he's judging me all the time.

Khorne, the Chaos God of Blood, War and Murder. And skulls.

But I didn't draw him... He's not my Master!

He's everyone's master, whether they know it or not. Drawing does not come into the matter.
Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!

But but but but but but but...
*sigh* I think my avatar is already working for him anyway.

Shoosh. Shoosh shoosh shhhh~ /pap
And it certainly seems like it, yush... But that's okay though, it happens to the best of us. ;~;

Okay I lied, I don't know if it's the fact that Valentine's is coming up but you guys are getting really creepy.

Why? What did I do? I'm the one being creeped out here.

*pap*
Shoooooosh
Shhhoooossshhhhhhh
I love you.

Wait, why are you running away, guiz...? I just wanted to play "Kick the skull", "Spine skip rope" and other Khornite activities~ TT^TT
Should I be apologising? I kinda feel like I should be apologising - sorry...? ;~;
I didn't realise I was being creepy... orz

;3
I'm glad that someone got the reference! :'>

And it's a secret, but...
...
I love you too~ >////~////<
Wait... We were in a love triangle ship, weren't we...? D:

Yes, we were.
But Ravenholme kicked you out of the ship.

(But I threw you a rope so you could board the ship again just don't tell him shooooshhh *pap*)

Yeah, I noticed that. Sheesh, I wasn't even asked when I was dragged into it, and I was kicked out in exactly the same way... /sobbu ;~;

(Omp, thank you~ >////< Don't worry - I can keep a secret from onii-chan~ 8DDDD But yes, keep it quiet; shoosh shoooooshhh *pap* *pap*)

(Yes we should keep shoosh papping in secret ssssshhhhh shhhoooosshhhh *pap* *nak* *doof*)

(I'm not entirely sure I like the sound of those last two sound effects... O_o Yes, yessss... Shhhoooooossshhhh~ *pap* Shoosh shoosh shoosh *pap* *pap*)

(nak doof are works of art that symbolize pure love sssssssshhhhooshsshshshhhhhh just surrender to the love and shoosh papping shhhshsooshoshshhhhh *pap*)

I wonder what all the people who don't get the reference are thinking about us right now.

What I have learned from Broken Forum (part 2):

Leave the LP subforum to their own devices for long enough and they will develop alien languages.

*OZZO OZZO SENSATION* is so off the rails 1TS BORD3RL1N3 PORNOGR4PH1C oh wait.

I hope you're not having encoded virtual sex or something.

(Oh, 'kay. I thought I was getting knocked out [or something], and was going to come to chained up and/or locked in the cargo hold of our ship. My bad~ X3 /surrenders The time for words is over. Sssshoooosh shooshshooshshoosh shoooooOOoOoOooOOooOoshhhhh *pap*)

A very good question... But, I mean, I don't think they'd be weirded out or anything~ That'd just be silly!
I mean, it's such an absurd idea that I don't even know why I suggested it~ ^///~///^

:33 < this is so purrfect!

(shshhshhhhoooosh shhhhososhhshooosh *pap* OUR LOVE IS SO POWERFUL, IT WILL LEAD US TO THE STARS PCHOOOOOOOOOO)

Considering what people already posted on this thread, our BORD3L1N3 PORNOGR4PH1C shenanigans are probably not that weird.

i'm 0kay with this

D --> You shouldn't be, peasant b100d. This is no e%change for the eyes of the weak.

Confused Sofalisa is confused.

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK
... WITHOUT TAKING ON KARKAT'S TYPING QUIRK
This webcomic has more words than War and Peace.
Have fun.

EDIT: DONMAI WHY DID YOU NINJA ME I ALWAYS WANTED TO USE THIS IMAGE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
RAAARARRAAUUUAAAAUUAGHGHGGHGGGGHHGH

Oh. This.
I tried to read this but I didn't laugh in the first 2 hours I spent reading it, so I gave up.
I'm sorry. I just couldn't get it.