*OZZO OZZO SENSATION* AND/OR DERAIL (Alternate title: WHYYYYY)

Ah, I totally forgot to add the Date Warp thread!

Ozzo/Alko Boom flirting in the Date Warp LP starts here. (Edited into this post.)

And just for recursion completion's sake, here's the drabblematic generator derail that started this entire thing in the first place. You can find Alko declaring his willingness to be shipped in the OP.

With Ana stalking my every move, how will I ever post?

Mwahahaha! You will never escape my slash radar!

I'm sorry I'll stop now.

This is one of the greatest things I have ever accidentally started in my life.

Don't worry Ozzo! The worst thing that could happen now is the entire forum fighting over you OR everyone going Yandere on your ass.

I think I'd be good at the yandere part.
I'm always good at the yandere part.
<3

"I'm sorry" "I'll stop now" "Just kidding"

THIS THREAD IS FILLED WITH LIES I'm kinda glad though, as long as there's no gore and scariness

Okey, Donmai, you win. Came to Go, and get your 200 internets, a tray of fresh baked brownies made with Chocolate El Rey Gran Saman, a tub of vanilla gelato and a box of Walkers Shortbread.

I love you guys, but you never let me sleep.

My eyes fell 'cause I'm not able to close them.

Pretty sure that's my line.

Don't worry Umazes! All you need to do is look at my and Solifasa's avatar and the last bit has already been fulfilled for you!

I-I think you guys are rubbing off me! I was never this bad until Atashi no Riri happened and I started kinda loving you all more than I should eheheheheheheeeeeeee~

oh god I was the one who broke Miaki-sama I am so sorry

I'm slow clapping here, guys.
I'm slow clapping for this thread.

Well, this is BrokenForum, after all...

I just don't know if this is the best thing ever, or the best thing EVER.

Now we just need your unwitting victim~
Let's take a good look at all the delicious traumatizeable people we can find here.

Both.

I fixed it for you~

I am in love with this forum and NOBODY CAN SEPARATE US FROM EACH OTHER. I LOVE YOU ALL AND I LOVE THIS FORUM HAVE MY BABIES AND WE SHALL LIVE HAPPILY NEVER AFTER AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHahhhHAHHAhAHA!!!

You'll have to fight with Eboby for us, though.
We're her harem, after all.

This- This is beautiful. Excuse while I watch and giggle madly.
From afar.
Very, very, very much afar.

Now you're scaring me... D=

I'm the kind of person that can be more scared by words than by pictures.
Or I wouldn't draw so much gore stuff.

Wait, I write scary stuff too.
Now I'm confused.

WELCOME TO HELL!

Dang it, now that's three harems I'm in.

Aw, you think you can get away. That's so cute! <3

Nonono! Come back! ;A;

I'm sorry dear, lemme give you a hug for my terrifying yandere post in a totally not creepy way *pats hair*

Uploading Ozzo Ozzo Sensation Plus+ as we speak

=3

Wait, wait.

Does that mean by being in broken forum, I , too, have been roped into random harems?

what have you done

*EXPECTATIONS EXPECTATIONS EXPECTATIONS*

If you want, you can be in my dick fighting harem. You'll probably have to buy a strap on or something, but if anything that's an advantage. You could buy like, a dragon dildo and dominate the scene.

Everyone in this forum is automatically part of my harem because I love everyone equally and we shall a share a feast with one another and swear in blood and have beautiful children with one another!

...
...
I have no words. Except for a like.

What about a hedgehog dildo? It would suit her better.

Oh, I have someone in mind already!
...
But, it's a secret. I don't want to scare them away~

<3

The real question is:

What HASN'T Donmai done?

This is what happens when I am inactive huh?

I am straight up dying right now.

I don't know, slappin' my man parts up against spiky rodents has never really been my idea of a party. Though there's a first time for everything I suppose, so I'll let her decide.

You know you're making a huge mistake by letting people know you're here, right?

If it's any consolation, I just figured out that I am REALLY YANDERE FOR THIS FORUM AND FOR EVERYONE.