*OZZO OZZO SENSATION* AND/OR DERAIL (Alternate title: WHYYYYY)

If you don't read the Zafehouse thread, you'll miss out on warehouse-throwing, Mary, the worst survivor ever, Link and Javert fixing a car while a cat and dog kill zombies, Amanoshi and Pip sadness, the most perfect run ever, bishie flirting and TRAGEDY, a princess fucking everyone over, and a bunch of little girls running all over a zombie town. I don't think you want to miss that.

I feel obligated to encourage everyone to read from the beginning for three reasons.

1. You won't understand a lot of the jokes if you don't read the first round.
2. Knock Out. Gay robots in general, there's a lot of them.
3. I'm fairly sure I will get that 100 point trophy if all of you go through and likespam the thread.

... Ugh, okay, fine.
But not today, though. I still haven't even finished reading atashi no riri where did my free time go?!

See it this way: We're showing no signs of slowing down anytime soon.
If you don't catch up now, soon you'll have a 300 page thread to catch up on!

And yeah everything's nice and indexed in the first post, so if you only wanna read a certain run then you can!
It's been invaluable to me because I decided to go back and fix some things in my posts. Incidentally, that's why I'm awake at 7 AM.
And why my head hurts.
... so yeah I should be going to bed now.

300 pages. Three hundred fucking pages.
Kill me now, please.

If I don't pass any of my classes this semester because I spent my precious study time reading that gigantic thread, I will kill you all.

What a shame you can't kill Garry since he's

I'll let you know that I'm glaring at your username. Scornfully.

All according to Keikaku?

Well it probably won't get that far for another two months, don't worry.
Just don't procrastinate for half a year and you'll be fine~

Anyway, I'm off to sleep before it gets even more ridiculously oh huh the sun's risen.
...
Yeah, that's a good sign that it's bedtime.

You'll also miss even more gay robots, Zafehouse: The Musical, and my beautiful presence. *flips hair*

But yes. The likes. Give them to me us me.

I am going to find you and then I am going to hurt you by presenting you with my therapist's bill and politely requesting restitution.

Was I the only one not bothered by that link in the slightest? Yes? Okay.

Nope.

I...was I not allowed to enjoy that?

yeeesss?

Ahh, the Zafehouse thread. I said I was going to catch up on it after my exams but then I watched Soul Eater instead. Oh what a foolish mistake.

G-Guys, I'm sorry. I failed everyone and I couldn't keep up with this thread.

I am a failure. /dramatic exit/

Unless you are actively watching it for replies 24 hours per day, I'm not sure it is possible to keep up completely. Look away for a second and two pages have been added suddenly.

I remember that webcomic

I mean... Uh...

To be fair, I was linked it in a sexism discussion I was having with someone because good god is the author sexist.

I admit that I also lurked the Zafehouse thread just a couple of time and I'd like to be an active part of it, but man, 180 pages ç____ç

And I love the person that linked Oglaf's webocomic, I love it and find it quite hilarious, although I miss the storyline of the slave/assistant :°°°

Seen worse.
MUCH worse.

To be fair, a lot of it is people giving actions. which you can sort of skim over. After a few updates (a round or two) of reading the actual screenshots, you can also skim through updates. Our resident banana tends to point out the most interesting things anyways. Then after that, musical kicks in, and RP. A lot of RP are one liners so they don't take that much time to read.

Does that help? :P I find zafehouse pretty easy to get through compare to most LPs because not much screenshot and not much words yay. I still haven't gone through all the pokemon thread. I give up. I need to catch up on Misao and gakuen handsome before they grow.

Okay, the thing that bothered me about the ghastly comic is..the anatomy. I can't.

Is this now the general talk area of LP or something? XD

I consider this thread like a dream/illusion, when you start to question it it sorta falls apart... so let's not make this kind of questions and enjoy this area and the stream of consciousness that ensues :)

(Wow I feel very poetic today XD)

That's about how the last two rounds went.

This thread made me realize I am, in fact, allowed nice things. I just have WHAT THE FUCK inducing things thrown in at the same time.

This is making me reassess my Internet life.

Oh, to be a tiny bit on topic...
How'd you tell people that you made this game? Is there a thread for "hey I made a game", or what? I'm a bit lost on how to tell people when I'm done with the game I'm doing, other than necroing the thread that made me start making it (which hardly seems efficient).

I opened up my computer with the intention of finishing up Homestuck Love: Shall We Hate-Date
I ended up finishing reading the Zafehouse LP and working on this:

...
You guys really do have the weirdest way of boosting productivity

Edit: Me, I just spread the word on the Generated Romance thread over the Kawaii River, but as far as I can tell, the LP subforum is pretty chill with necro-ing anyway~

Donmai, remember how I said I didn't want a link to your creepy pasta otome game?

I was lying.

Oh, that's not the creepypasta otome game~ That's my main project! It's a romantic comedy and not creepy in the slightest! So the main character has to get a boyfriend within a year or she will die-- IT IS A LIGHT-HEARTED ROMANTIC COMEDY

I WANT IT.

I played a not-quite-complete version of Donmai 's game for bug testing, it was actually quite enjoyable!

Ehhh, I already called for beta testers back in the I Love You Brother thread, though, so I assumed you were aware of it and just weren't interested? Hmmmm~
Kidding, kidding~ In that case, I'll let you know when the second demo is ready if you promise not to take three months to PM your criticism, but it probably won't be for a while.

I'm. I'm still at page 18 on the Love Brother thread. I didn't know this existed, sob.

BUT YEAH, CAN DO!

I honestly don't know whether this thread has taken a turn for the better.

There's no turn for the better or worse in this thread. Just varying degrees of crazy.

Seriously. I mean, five pages guys! Five pages!!!

Just a random question, but how long are you planning to make this? You are awesome, btw. I suck at programming, so I'm looking at you with adoring eyes.

I have absolutely no idea :D I've been making it for slightly less than two years now, though... And it's only, like, thirty minutes long per playthrough so far... And then I think of Katawa Shoujo that was in development for five years and has like twenty hours of playtime total... Haha... Hahahaaaa...
Programming is super easy in Ren'Py, by the way, so you're fine being bad at programming as long as you make up for it in art. I have a friend who draws for me. She is paid in ice cream. Yes.

Donmai you FINISH THAT GAME. I still have the beta you sent me to test and I need more reaper-love in my life.

This x100000