*OZZO OZZO SENSATION* AND/OR DERAIL (Alternate title: WHYYYYY)

Oh, that's just cuckolding in general~ You know, cheating! Having an affair, your partner can't help it, etc etc. Pretty mild, I think.

Ttttthat depends on your definition of consensual. Erm. There was this one H-scene in a game where seme-kun was like "I love you" and uke-kun was also "I love you" and they had a sort of dom-sub relationship with light bondage, except uke-kun was... erm... mentally seven years old... and seme-kun was the school nurse... That was kind of uncomfortable and I'd rather not link you to that.

But there are so many nice and loving, consensual porn games! I just can't think of any off the top of my head because I don't download any

Nope, it's 100% yaoi. No love at all. So far, only the first in the series, Akuhara Shoya, has been released. There's absolutely no plot and the game is pretty simple, but it's neat, and has a great interface! I love its design! Can't wait for the second volume~!
Aaaand no, was talking about a BL game for that one, too. Also currently in progress. Chapter 3 has been in development for years now, and last week the author posted a journal saying she's still working on it. Yay! It's the one I said I'd rather not link you to though

The fuck is that.



I have a lot of weird-for-real-life-fetishes, and I'll not list them here. Strange enough, there's one not-considered-weird-for-real-life fetish that I find disgusting. I'm not saying what it is here also.

I genuinely appreciate it, don't worry!

But I just end up clicking those spoilers anyway.

And it's fine, man, I saw clips of that movie that has "LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH" as a catchphrase. I'll get over this soon enough.

THAT REMINDS ME OF A VIDEO
Ooh cyriak <333

Donmai I love you, but everything you link is dangerous and I ESPECIALLY will not click if it's in reference to that picture. /shivers

It's just a video of a sheep running through a field, Umazes!
It's just a video of a sheep running through a field~~~

The 6 most Terrifying Examples of Rule 34 (No videos, just a list)

I vaguely remember using that against you before...

Also, that video is adorable. No abominations of science there.

Seconding this motion!

There is a limit to my masochism. I know when not to push, and that spoilered image was today's limit.

Also, Donmai, why? Why would someone make a game like that. Why. The guy is emotionally/mentally seven. That's just disgusting.

This is disturbing, holy shit!

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! I WIPED MY MEMORY CLEAN OF THAT!

Guys, stop confusing me, I'm not clicking that link either way.

IT'S A TRAP RANDISSIMO I READ THE COMMENTS AND DESCRIPTION
Everything in this thread is a trap

Why would you click that spoiler after everything Randissimo said? I mean, it was a masochism overload for Randissimo.

DID SOMEONE SAY TRAP

My favorite Magical Boy series <333

The world is too scary for me. I think I'm really going to become a hikikomori.

So much truth I can't even begin to explain why.

This, Alko Boom. Although generally, Umazes is the best measurement to use. My M tendencies are pretty wonky and vary widely depending on what it is that's being discussed. Anything porn related and I am out.

So of course I called dibs on a yandere M rated otoge coming out sometime this year AHAHAHAHAHA someone spare me right now

I want to know what this is from but I fear for my sanity. I'm wary of your suggestions, my friend.

I CLICKED IT BEFORE I READ THE REST OF THE POSTS OKAY?!!

Let me make it up to you guys.
Embedding never works for me
We cool?

-ANIMU POUT GO- I read wholesome and worksafe manga most of the time! Booo! I'm not telling you! -poutpoutpoutpoutpoutpout-

DUDE, CONTEXT! IT SAVES MINDS!

Your wholesome and worksafe also includes mangas that make the reader want to break something because the plot is stupid or the characters are stupid or the author was not in their right mind for thinking topic X was a good or romantic idea.

Randissimo may not want to ask but I will: what is this?

To click or not to click, that is the question.

what the fuck is this thread

i cant even so hard that i cannot capitalize or punctuate

seriously people

Oto x Maho~ I really like the author's other manga, Reversible! Both of them deal with traps! Not the most politically correct manga, but they're funny, and the character conflicts are interesting~

Click, it's safe. *applies safe seal*

Would you ever forgive yourself if you didn't click something with this image?

I don't even know anymore. It makes less and less sense at every page.

We shouldn't be left unsupervised, really.

IS THAT THE HEYYYYAYAYAYAYAYA VIDEO WITH HE-MAN? CLICKING.

I swear if you're lying to me

To....click? I don't know what to say about that video
I mean, I've seen it before but
I am speechless every time

BUT Y? IT'S SIMPLY WONDERFUL!

I never said it was bad, it's just...a thing.

That's why it's wonderful!
Damn, Umazes, where's your masochism spirit?

I'd argue (correctly) that it's the greatest thing. I'm pretty sure the internet was invented so that videos like that could be posted.

But...it's not masochism...
I mean, the video isn't painful. I...what?

I end up singing it every so often and it sends my mom into fits.

Agreed.

One Google search later, I am in love.

It was painful the first time I heard it, and hilarious at the same time.

But not as painful as this:



You should be glad you don't understand it's lyrics. It just makes it all the worse.

Help I can' stop laughing

That was awesome.