*OZZO OZZO SENSATION* AND/OR DERAIL (Alternate title: WHYYYYY)

INCLUDING YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!! *spoooooooooooooky*

Did you seriously read this whole thread?

... I don't even....

When have we ever had context?

Be happy you don't admin a place that HAS a designated NSFW board.

Then again, after Encyclopedia Dramtica, hardly anything in this thread is going to genuinely scare me.

No.

I'm delirious from having a terrible cold and tired as shit, but I'm not crazy.

DUDE!

Can I join you? We'll be Cold Buddies!

:D

Is everybody sick or injured here? Goddamn, this thread surely went places. Who could ever imagine it would eventually become a hospital?

Yo guys, I know you're having a good time over here, but it's time to straighten up and learn an important lesson.

Safe sex felt applicable to this thread.

I haven't watched that video, and I do not plan to, but why is it seven minutes long?

We Indians like musical dance numbers, okay?

Why do people keep posting weird shit in this thread...

Because India knows how to make a PSA.
Ninja'd

Not that becoming a hospital would stop us or something.

This wasn't always the general porn thread? Huh.

Err, is that what you're into? Because we're really going to need to reconsider matters.

NO! I WANTED TO FORGET IT! I NEED BRAIN BLEACH!

...Yeah, you're sleeping on the sofa tonight.

B-But, I need someone to comfort me from the scary spider-woman.

The only way you'll get over your fear is by confronting it directly.

...Fine. Enjoy an empty place in bed tonight.

You can lie to yourself, son, but you can't lie to us.

AND THEN ALKO BOOM WALKS IN ON THEM AND THEY HAVE A THREESOME OMG KYA KYA

And then JohnStargazer woke up.

...Why do I suddenly feel like a catboy?

Now, now, Ozzo, one anime fetish at a time.

...I wasn't aware I already had one.

(I'm late and I've only managed the Persona thread, some in here, some in Date Warp and every interaction in their Zafehouse run up until the Little Girl's Run but here you go. Don't ask why I have these.)

ANA, WHAT IS MY ANIME FETISH? I MUST KNOW THIS SECRET I KEEP FROM MYSELF.

Wait, what? You actually copy-pasted all their spats into a downloadable doc? Dare I even click on that link?

Well, I'm counting BL as a fetish. It's okay, Ozzo, denial is hard to come out of. *pat pat*

Alko Boom is 19! He's hardly a boy!

...wait, what am I arguing?

Yeah, what are you arguing?

His debating with himself who the Dominant Male in your relationship is.

Ozzo, you should know that I love you very very much. Why are all the best and most fun people on the internet? along with all the porn. Whoever posted spider-what-the-heckamacallit, why would you abuse our inability to not click spoilers like that? Why

<3

All I'm getting from that is "Please Failure Hero, post another picture. I've been hiding my fetishes for so long, and only now have you truly freed me."

You're welcome.

O-Oh, you're back! Listen, I don't think the sofa will be good for your back. How about you head up to that nice motel up the street?

I need to click the button so much.

Resisting.

....

/taps fingers on trackpad

...

I can't see the image. TAKE THAT, RULE 34!

Rule 34?! It was just an adorable kitten.

He's speaking the truth.

Also, Failure Hero is living up to his name, as he is HOTLINKING the image; hence why we can't see it.

Like I said, can't see the image. Though, I really should go to the cute animal thread now.

Also, I just found out the plot of spideyblergh. And the pandas.

Curse my curiosity.

In my defense, I'm incredibly lazy. Fixed, probably.
Ya, the panda one was pretty terrible. Hard to beat the spider thing though.

NOT! Yeah, it's fixed.

oh no my otp

The panda one reminds me of Death Panda.

Don't google that.