*OZZO OZZO SENSATION* AND/OR DERAIL (Alternate title: WHYYYYY)

Shoot, I think I broke Alkozzo.

Oh sweet Jesus
I know I have no right to complain after what I posted, but seriously people, don't google that.

....

There are moments where I genuinely believe I still have sanity left in me....

I'm saved from being too curious and looking it up by being absorbed in that manga Donmai recommended. Donmai, Donmai, the Date Wars thread was predicting things. I love you for this. So much.

Curiosity, why are you doing this to me? Why?

/here we go again
...
what is wrong with Japan

Conversely, What is Japan doing right.

They have live-lobster cranes and wacky video games.

Shit, I didn't even know that was a thing. My bad.
Edit: Also, I'm sorry that you had to go and find that link. Only now do I realize the true extent of my crimes.

... I only have recollections of what was posted last night minus that image and the He-Man video.

I feel like I post drunk on this thread and wake up with a hangover.

What have we done with this thread?

Disappoint.

There was still a little alcohol in my system, so at least I have a excuse.

Why are you guys scared of Death Panda?

He's so fluffy!

I'm pretty sure this thread's being used as a chatroom by now...

Maybe you guys need an actual chatroom at some point. A chatroom with a like function.
That saves every post anyone makes so everyone can read up.
...
Actually, maybe we should just rename this thread "Chatting: The LP: The Discussion".

...

I shall provide you with more Brazilian painful songs:

Marli - Cachaça
Hélio dos Passos - Fica Comigo Agora (Stay With Me Now) - This one was supposed to be in English.

I just thought this was Random thoughts and questions: LP edition.

I know there's like 134 messages after this, but I stopped checking out this frightening thread a while back, so I'm just summoned to reply "Beats me! People are really nice, I suppose. I have been in no-post mode for nearly a week and I actually didn't check in even one day where I didn't get a new alert for a like somewhere. Slightly longer explanation includes a shipping song, Zafehouse: The Casa Rosada, and that I frequent many high-traffic threads and say very silly things."

Why did you show us Death Panda, Sofalisa? Why?

I hate you.

I'm still catching up, by the way.
But fuck guys, 4 pages discussing porn. I don't know if I love you more or less because of this.

I really, really hate you.
I'll go listen to some He-Man to make up for this.

On a side note, have you seen Inês Brasil?! She's totally my new idol.

Shameless triple post!

Guys, should I change my avatar to a SFW image of Death Panda?

>:D I'm so evil

Awwwn, don't hate me. I know you love me.
Or maybe not.

INÊS BRASIL!
"Alô, alô, vocês sabem quem sou eu? Alô, alô, graças a Deus" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

I'll love you if you stop posting those songs. DON'T MAKE ME BRING MR. CATRA INTO THE THREAD, MAN. DON'T MAKE ME DO IT.

"Tô aqui de novo no Brig Brother Brasil do Predro Brial graças à Deus! Terceiro ano consecutivo!"
AND HER BOOBS, MAN. HER BOOBS ARE SO WRONG. 1kg breast implants on each boob, according to herself.

(I feel like we're talking about inside jokes, which is not really nice to people not in on the joke O: )

NO.

For all that is sacred and holy... yes.

I refuse to like that post, Ana. I. Refuse.

Don't worry, Randi-chaaaan, it will be completely work-safe!

Please don't. I'll stop posting terrible music, I fucking swear. But DON'T POST MR. CATRA FOR GODDAMN'S SAKE, that's much worse than anything I posted here.

Her boobs are wrong indeed. 1 kg? She's gonna have some kind of back problem for sure. But the wronger is where her nipples are placed. You can SEE THEM in that video, and it was not supposed to be possible. They're totally misplaced.

But yeah, we should stop talking about things people don't know about (and they're happy for not knowing about)

By the way Ana, how to you find this stuff? First it was Mai-chan's Daily Life, now Death Panda.
How do you find these?
(I think I should mention that I already knew those manga before you talked about them :D)

TvTropes?

Yeah, let's roll with that.

Randissimo, do you like my new avatar? <3
Totally work-safe, see?

You look beautiful! And your avatar works more with your username now.

We have nothing more to say to each other.

That's a lie.

That avatar is absolutely adorable, Mari.

... Actually, looking at that and the above Death Panda picture, all I'm getting from this is I should totally go read Death Panda.
It sounds adorable and full of murder.

Pretty sure I've read worse, anyway. My brothers have shown me terrible, terrible things.

It's not terrible... It looks fun!
But I'm not reading it 'cause I have no patience to read online manga.

You should do a Let's Read of it here. Or at least post your reactions while you're reading, don't want you to get into troubling for posting porn on this site. :D

(Just noticed I didn't pay much attention to the images Google showed me when I searched for Death Panda) Is it PORN? AWESOME!

I didn't notice the porn scenes, 'cause the giant panda with blood in his mouth holding a head called my eyes first.

Ohhhh yeah it's very much porn. It's eroguro for those of you who care about those terms.

It's gorn, actually.

EDIT: Ninja'd

... Why, Japan?

Japan is best country.

Really now, I rather read a manga about a giant panda being porny while ripping off women's guts than a manga about 8 years old girls offering their butts to adult guys.