*OZZO OZZO SENSATION* AND/OR DERAIL (Alternate title: WHYYYYY)

Uh...do you know what 'lemon' fanfics are?

Nope. Is it dirty? Should I... Should I google it?

Lemons are porn

So innocent.
Here, let me hug you, Sedrine.

EDIT: Welp, that was straightforward!

I think it means like a porn fanfic or something.
Guess where did I find it out.

EDIT - Ninja'd.

Ozzo totally has the most useful special ability. Attack spam go!

I imagine a diferent kind of porn when I think in lemons U.u

Kid what the fuck are you imagining

Donmai probably already knows the answer to that.

Yeah, Donmai is the girl who plays all kind of porn games after all.
I've seen a lot of strange hentai stuff, but I'm glad I've never seen that furniture thingy.

Hehehe
I asked whether I should google it
Then I googled it immediately
I have no restraint

My time on this forum has clearly been very educational. MariPanda I think I lost my innocence a while back... but I will still accept that hug :)

I discovered now that lemon is not only yaoi, but I never thought yaoi things with "lemon".

Oh, so that means you're into yaoiiii? >:D

Donmai, maybe you should put Costa in the game.

no way, but when you have some female friends that you see every day, you start knowing somethings awful.

Um, so...Lemon used to be a slang term for something not working correctly or being a dud, right? Or maybe that's more of a British expression, idk.

I think you mean "You start knowing about some awful things" there, dearie.

I-It's not as if I actively seek weird porn games! They just come to me! From out of nowhere!

(EDIT: Click on Link to see screenshot!)


I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
I JUST DON'T COMPLAIN EITHER

I

Wat

You're ruining my already forgone innocence.

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha
Why is that screenshot so funny?!

It's not as bad as the spider, but that is some pretty legit crotch-fondling.

Is it bad that I want to play it?

Rrright, made it a link instead~
... I'm never giving up that pun never never

Aham. Yes. I used that excuse when I was 14.

And also I PLAYED THAT GAME I hope you're happy.
Donmai it's all your fault thank you the game is awesome.
I love you <3

WHAT IS THE NAME OF THAT GAME, PEOPLE?!

Touch and Tease or something.

Yep! From QueerClick Games~!

Dawwwww where's Failure Hero? I wanted to harass him some more...

Only one woman can harass me.
Ah, inside jokes.

Uuuuh I don't see any screenshot :(

EDIT: I can see it now XD

... I feel dirty.

Do I look like I care? It wouldn't be called harassing if I did.
I want your naked body love, Failure Hero. I want it now.

How would Donmai deal with this?
...
...
I think I've got it.

Nah, Donmai would totally ignore Sofalisa's advances.

That sounds way easier.

Failure Hero, stop being so tsundere. I know you love me.
Here, look at my beautiful eyes. Aren't they desirable?

Stop ruining stuff for me, jeez.
Maybe I should post more terrible Brazilian music here.

You forget about Mr. Catra, young grasshoper.

I don't care anymore, I'm honestly sad. *sob* I understand I can't have Donmai, but... But... *cries desperately and the eyes pop out again*

WHICH REMINDS ME
There's a minigame
in Imagine: Ballerina Star
where you stare at his back and trace shapes on the bottom screen until he turns around.
Yes
it's
I Hope Sempai Notices Me: The Minigame

Stop making fun of me, I'm hurt!

I'm so unloved that flowers die when I step hard at them. And the birds fly away and won't sing with me like they sing with Disney princesses. And... And... Yeah.
WHERE IS Sarasha WHEN I NEED HER?

She's been dealing with frozen water pipes and fighting a cold You called and I have appeared! *bows, kisses the back of Sofalisa's hand* You know that I'll always be here for you when you need me, and you'll always have me and Miaki-sama. Now, what can I do to make you feel better?