Political Cartoons 2013: Click Here To Hate Yourself

And did your petticoat get ruffled in solving that mystery?

Well someone has to go back and look at what these guys were saying during the (forgotten) Bush presidency.

I imagine things along the lines of people being too hard on the president, and being anti-American for not supporting his policies/the war.

If he's making an exception to not criticizing because of the "vile nature" of the strip, somebody better make sure he never sees the DBD that talks about Pres. Obama and a lamp post.

Gunsuit! Man he ripped off that other cartoonist.



SHREIK! GIGGLE GIGGLE HEEHEE

SHREIK! GIGGLE GIGGLE HEEHEE

SHREIK! GIGGLE GIGGLE HEEHEE

SHREIK! GIGGLE GIGGLE HEEHEE

Whatever, man. Spelling "shriek" properly is how chains are made.

Link by link and yard by yard.

Die already

Now he'll murder fewer people on his rampage :( DAMN YOU Liberville!
A fundamental misunderstanding about a simple topic IE a Chuck Asay comic.

Haha! Stand up for the Tea Party Asay! I like how the "Bible Clingers", the ones who are opposing treating homosexuals as equals in society, are the good guys!

"Bully"? Die you hateful old man.

He is just so fucking PROUD of that pun name!

And just who was going to pay for this stuff otherwise?
Oh right, we were running a surplus before (FILE NOT FOUND) then that damned Obama was elected!

Haha no one but the Right wing actually believes this

Yeah! Why do the losers have no say in what the winners do??? What kind of country is this??


That would be a surprise.

THANK YOU

God I love this guy's art.


This particular strawman is so weak, there are very, VERY few people that are both pro-gun AND pro-bombing.
(however the Venn diagram of people who were both for the invasion of Iraq and are now vehemently opposed to drone strikes is a near perfect circle)

What??? They had "security"??? What kind of power mad dictator IS he???

Yup. So much liberalism just waiting to burst free.


YES! "If global warming why cold"!! The first one of this winter in...oh shit January 23rd? Fuck.

Aw :)

The great liberal plot to fix bridges and roads is on schedule.

SHREIK! GIGGLE GIGGLE HEEHEE

One step closer to a pirate for president!

Speaking of "traced from somewhere" what is up with the hand placement here?

You know there's no possible non-skeevy answer to that question, right?

"Click Here to Hate Yourself"

SHREIK! GIGGLE GIGGLE HEEHEE


That's never gonna get old.

LAYERS OF PHYCHOSIS.

That was my reaction as well. I grew up in a Christian cult, where all knowledge of the outside world was strictly controlled, but they couldn't stop me from reading ahead during bible study. The Internet was a glorious pipeline to the rest of human experiences, and it taught me how to code, get laid, and enjoy real music. Awesome sauce.

Also, what the fuck is with that first Asay strip? The children's drawing one? So the government is taking over for his father, but he has no father? And that's the government's fault? Or is it about the fact that this is the first generation in history to have single mothers?

Look! If it weren't for government we'd still have fathers! You can't deny that! Also this may not be the first generation with single mothers but look at that computer! And how unhappy she is! Back then they had no computers, happy women in the kitchen, and no government taking their dads and they were the greatest generation!

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Obama makes reasonable points, but tea partiers willfully misinterpret them in insane ways. A good cartoon.

What I like about this one is that if you just changed the name in the corner to "Asay," it would be an anti-gay comic.

BIBLE CLINGERS

Fuck the right, far right, whatever fucking backwards demographic these assholes write their bullshit comics for. Children get shot and they cling to their guns, gays marry and they cling to their Bibles. Except they're lying about the Bible part.

I AM ANGRY THIS THREAD MAKES ME ANGRY I AM SO TROLLED

I'm pretty sure when gays marry they also cling to their guns.

Possibly!

Dislike.

Republican P. A. R. T.

Y?

Because I gotta!

"Your Name Here?" Huh?

YES JAMIE BE NICE OR YOU WILL HAVE TO DEBATE HILLARY IN 2016

Every "real" American is a GOP'er, don'tcha know?

Milt Priggee is the best:

I took that cartoon as saying that Hilary roasted the GOP and by extension whoever their 2016 candidate was. 'Your Name Here' is a clumsy way to express 'Republican whose name we don't yet know' but I don't see how else to interpret that cartoon.

Right, Fitzsimmons is a lefty.
I think he was specifically referring to the Tea Party asshole who kept pestering her about the "it was over a video" statement until she finally got mad and politely yelled "Four Americans are dead who cares about that shit??"
Or, as FOX News put it:

I see FOX News is still the only ones brave enough to cover the Crime Rat epidemic.

I love it when you guys post comics. Don't feel like you're stepping on anyone's toes if you do.

Yeah. That's exactly how it is.
Why do you need your guns to protect you from tyranny if you can clearly see they don't?
Oh the poor helpless NRA, wielding nothing but he entirety on Congress.

That's mutually exclusive
Oh and, once again, comparing Obama to Lincoln won't work out like you think it will.

Just straight up putting words in other peoples mouths has got to be the laziest form of political cartooning


Glenn McCoy desperately tries to point out that the dangerous man with a gun has not had a background check! A Good Cartoon.
McCoy also points out that Hollywood glorifying gun violence is a bad, bad thing, which leads to real gun violence. He, of course, sees the solution is to curtail our First Amendment rights rather than regulate the Second. Also, to complete the disguise of degenerate drooling scumbag, McCoy adds a gun and completely ignores the sound whizzing over his head.

Haha yeah! Remember the time Obama did that? Haha stupid Obama and his useless photo-ops!
Also "decimated" Ramirez has no idea what "decimated" means.
YELLING

THIS MAKES NO SENSE YOU FUCK

NO ONE TALKS LIKE THAT

NO. JUST: NO.

THAT PENGUIN IS FUCKING ADORABLE

14 MILLION SINCE YESTERDAY IS PRETTY IMPRESSIVE
/YELLING
America would be such a wonderful place if only there were another 54 million people who were the result of unwanted or unplanned pregnancies. The path to prosperity and happiness is paved with rape babies and 25 years olds with 40 year old mothers.
I'm not saying "yay abortion" no one on Earth thinks that. I'm just saying that women who get abortions do so for a reason, not just for fun and, since the system for orphans and abandoned children is so broken (which the majority of people who want to stop abortion don't support fixing or don't care about at all) maybe it is for the best of all parties and society at large, if there are not millions of unwanted babies around.


Thing is Varvel, what difference DOES it make that some wrong info got put out in the wake of the tragedy? (for that matter what difference does it make that Clinton had an affair?)

FOOMF







And here's today's Day by Day, I'll just-whoa! Whoa-whoa WHOOPS!
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FUCK! I dropped it and now the words are all jumbled up! Sorry guys, no Day by Day today :(

Being a political cartoonist must be a bit like being brettmcd. You can just put a bunch of crazy, thoughtless opinions out there and just not worry about seeing any response because, hey, who cares?!

FUCK YOU

All I can think about this one is "Wow, that is the most flattering Cartoon Hillary Clinton I think I've ever seen." Like seriously. Usually she is a terrifying harpy that wants to steal your precious bodily fluids. So uh. Good job there at least, you shithead.



PS: Fuck Day by Day.

Looks like Muirbot has crashed - someone turn him off and back on again.

Who the fuck would say "Mr. President, sweet?" Who talks like that? It's not even a space thing, because he could just easily switch it around to "Sweet, Mr. President" in the exact same space and have it at least resemble actual human speech patterns. Did the head trauma Muir must clearly suffered at some point in his life also make him mildly dyslexic?