Political Cartoons 2013: Click Here To Hate Yourself

Discussion in 'The Sanctum Santorum' started by Otterloop, Jan 1, 2013.

  1. Karen This Is SEWIOUS

    Am I the only one who finds this not only in bad taste but horribly offensive?

    (Or am I the only one whose first thought was OMG - is that a 'Kennedy Car wash' reference?)
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  2. Bill Dungsroman Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Courtesy of SA:

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  3. extarbags Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    That's actually from the first Daily Show book. It is awesome though. Also it gave us this:

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    Yes Tinsley, I'm sure just legions of people thought that the strip that ended with "Ooops! I forgot to tell a joke!" was real. So thanks for setting the record straight, and also for that not-at-all-anti-semitic drawing of John Stewart.
  4. Bill Dungsroman Magister Mundi Elyscape

    There is literally nothing funnier in a comic strip THEN A FORMLESS BOX OF FUCKING WORDS
  5. drew Level 90 Paladin

    "Kennedy car wash" ....I like that one.

    Seriously, we need to start our own cartoon making fun of these idiots and their lack of factual information.
    Some of you guys must have connections?
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  6. Shake Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Location:
    Portland
    I have... MS Paint?
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  7. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

    Where can I mail your Pulitzer??

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    I WISH they would go back to the old style "have to actually stand there and talk" style of filibuster! That would actually be a step forward.
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    All the Priggee fans lemme hear you say "Hey-ooooooooo"
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    I looked it up, and yeah, Reid did almost fuck-all about the filibuster.
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    Boehner should be helping him.
    Also, for a second, I was like "How do you spell 'Boehner'? Dammit I gotta look it-ooohh."
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    Waifu's last line means nothing at all in this context.
    *jumps out of the way so the rest of you jackals can have at it*
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  8. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    Seeing that last DBD panel with the pot full of... red, right after the wood chipper... brilliant.
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  9. Bill Dungsroman Magister Mundi Elyscape

    HAHA SHE'S UGLY AMIRITE

    Also nobody believes you cook anything but pizza rolls and hot pockets Muir, you big phony
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  10. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

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    Not recent, but meh.
  11. Hawkeye Fierce Keeper of the Elemental Materials

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    Boston, MA
    This one is actually pretty hilarious.
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  12. extarbags Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Jesus, that Day By Day is giving me vertigo.
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  13. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    That's because even if you rotate the frame to an upright perspective, everything is still in italics.

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  14. Sjofn Magister Mundi Elyscape

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    I know other people have said this but this one is SO CUTE. <3 <3 <3

    That last panel in particular is just the bee's knees.



    (also, fuck you, Day by Day)
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  15. Calistas Elitist Negative Nancy

    My inaugural day by day post.

    Fuck day by day.
  16. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

    Aw come on, is that all? What about Muir's completely lack of knowledge of what a marionette is? Or his fictional super hot submissive wife mocking the appearance of a real 65 year old woman? The implication that the state department is spending millions on Obama portraits? Or BOOKS!!? How about the "not a cent for security" when he is complaining about the death of two marines? Oh and the implication that her glasses are for looks instead of, you know, medical reasons?
    Oh, or how about the very basic fact that security at the EMBASSY wouldn't have mattered worth a mighty fuck since the attack was 400 miles away?
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  17. Goppa Fresh Meat

    I'm still busy being flabbergasted that muiry is in a kitchen, in an apron, cooking! I await with bated breath the next entry in this shocking arc, when it will no doubt be revealed that our handsome hero has been replaced with some sort of feminazibot (Manginamachine? Mysandrobot? Equalityengine?) and will have to battle his way through the shambling liberal hordes to rescue his family.
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  18. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

    It looks like he's a real man cooking real man food like A POT OF CHILI FILLED TO THE ABSOLUTE BRIM. Maybe spaghetti sauce? Chili (and/or spaghetti sauce) which contains fish and...half an orange? And lettuce.
    In an apron with no ties around the back.
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  19. AaronSofaer Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Entertainingly, chili and spaghetti sauce are two out of maybe four things I cook on a regular basis (Speak With Bread doesn't let me cook very often, claiming that I should get out of her kitchen).

    That said, I have successfully gotten to the point where I automatically filter out Day By Day. Hooray!
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  20. tmp Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    I can't figure out if the last panel is supposed to be "nevermind, let's hug" or "come at me bro" or what. But yeah, the cuteness of it all, it burns~
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  21. Adam B Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Location:
    Minneapolis
    I don't think that means what you think it means.
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  22. AaronSofaer Magister Mundi Elyscape

    In the context of Otterloop's post, I was entertained by that fact.

    EXEUNT STAGE LEFT WITH SMILEYS.
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  23. extarbags Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    "Well! What is it!"
  24. Itzena Oh, Come On

    Gerald Scarfe on Bibi's (probable) re-election, in his usual warm and cosy style:

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  25. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    Why does everyone wear blue eye shadow in Israel?
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  26. Sjofn Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    California
    I can't tell either, I like both interpretations so much!
  27. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

    Come on, who doesn't have a chili or spaghetti sauce recipe? It's just hilarious that Muir's idea of making his character "well rounded" is putting him in an apron after a week of talking about how weak women are and not knowing how cookie dough works.
  28. eotinb Oh, Come On

    Now I totally want Obama to grow a fro and some facial hair.

    I am trying so hard to stop imagining what was in the pot in the image he traced.
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  29. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    I'm tellin' ya, it's stewed Boehner.
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  30. naum Oh, Come On

    Location:
    Arizona
  31. Adam B Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Location:
    Minneapolis
    My god, that Danziger cartoon from naum is godawful. [Description of event] + [joke/meme from five years ago] + [overexplain already weak point] + [art from seven-year-old daughter] should not be a formula for being widely published.
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  32. IainC Your Tour Guide For Los Angeles

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    Yeah, Palin is a pretty easy person to caricature and the fact that the cartoon looks NOTHING like her is inexcusable. Plus Danziger forgot to put the funny in it.
  33. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    Who is the other woman supposed to be?
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  34. extarbags Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    It looks a little like Laura Bush, but that would make no sense and the other people don't look like whoever they're supposed to be so it's probably just a coincidence. From the text it actually seems like they're both supposed to be Palin.
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  35. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    Laura Bush has an Asian son?
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  36. Mister Widget I Pretty Much Live Here

    I figured it was her daughter and grandson.
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  37. naum Oh, Come On

    Location:
    Arizona
    Just for that, take another one!

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  38. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    THIS IS WHAT I DO FOR YOU PEOPLE.

    Not cartoons, but rather greeting cards I saw at the grocery store. There were a couple of Palin ones too but they were pretty wordy. If you ask nicely I'll grab 'em next week.

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    For some reason my phone got tired of them at the end and focused on the floor instead. Sorry for the blur.
  39. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

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    See? Teleportation.
    And precognition.
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    Yes. Being gay is not a hamper at all to a Hollywood career. Meanwhile those poor oppressed Conservative :*(
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    Gorrell makes a list of things children hate but we force on them because they're good for them.
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    I like the idea that business, which are making record breaking profits due to, among other things, not helping the economy, are so nervous about what the Democrats MIGHT do that they can't help the economy
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    I still love that rifles, which are more regulated and rare than handguns, are pointed to as being safer than handguns. Yes: because they are more regulated and rare.
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    YES! THANK YOU!
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  40. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    I have no idea what this means, but I like jellyfish!
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