Political Cartoons 2013: Click Here To Hate Yourself

Discussion in 'The Sanctum Santorum' started by Otterloop, Jan 1, 2013.

  1. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    Ferndale, MI
    Ftfy
    Sjofn likes this.
  2. bago BERSERKER

    That Hillary comic with the glasses makes me think of Skrillex. Great, now someone has to do a mash up of her senate testimony, dropping the bass.

    Edit, images deleted.
  3. bago BERSERKER

    K
    I know and thoroughly understand. I grew up in Alaska, The state is75% male and built off of the pipeline. It's why I was born. I know. It's just that that line detracts from the brilliance of Fey's performance, in that it was verbatim. THAT was biting satire.
  4. bago BERSERKER

    Christianist is a term used by Andrew Sullivan as a pushback against the term Islamist, using etymology in a religiously reprocitative manner. It's intended to be fundamentalist, but with a symbolic prefix. Islamist, Christianist, scientologiist, etc.
  5. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    San Jose, CA
    Any chance you could cut out the rest of the quoted post? There's a lot in there.
    Ingmar, eotinb, Bahimiron and 5 others like this.
  6. Bill Dungsroman Magister Mundi Elyscape

    He could cut the text too, because that cartoon of Hillary looks literally nothing like Skrillex wtf

    Also the last panel of that last DBD should be the last panel of every DBD.
    Griot, Sjofn and Elyscape like this.
  7. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

    [IMG]
    B-b-b-but "if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear"!! Muir has literally said this.
    And he's supported the Arizona "paper please" law as well.
    But this time it's white people so: tyrannical oppression!
    [IMG]
    Not that he's wrong, they're just tired of hearing him say it.
    [IMG]
    "Fuck it," says Branco, "I'll just put a week's worth of cartoons in one."
    "2016" is an ace up her sleeve what?
    [IMG]
    This one needs a news story
    [IMG]
    Never before has "Oops I forgot to tell a joke" been more appropriate.
  8. Jam Armchair Designer

    Location:
    London (JM@QT3)
    Poor Mary-Jane Rottencrotch :(
  9. Footmunch Oh, Come On

    Location:
    UK
  10. Sjofn Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    California
    Well, duh.

    (also fuck you day by day)
    Lizard_King, Otterloop and Alligator like this.
  11. Talorc Worked The System

    Location:
    Perth
    He couldn't be bothered to draw liberal chicks tattoos in today? Also I dare you to think about the leverage permutations necessary to get her leg under herself at that angle.
  12. Sjofn Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    California
    That is a different liberal chick, that's the original Token Liberal who has become less so after marriage and babies. Basically, Complete Liberal Strawwoman is never, to my knowledge, in the same panel as Token Black Mouthpiece Who Seems to Always Be Holding Babies These Days, that's how you can tell the difference!

    EDIT: I hate myself for being able to tell those characters apart, by the way.
  13. quatoria Beardy Magnificence

    I also love the idea that all you have to do to scare cops away is 'tell them to pound sand'. No black man in the history of America has ever been afforded the opportunity to be that goddamned naive. You can really feel the white privilege of the Muir radiating out from his strawman, there.
  14. IainC Your Tour Guide For Los Angeles

    Location:
    Schwarzwald
    Plus it's a citizen who carries telling them to pound sand. Because armed standoffs with Federal law enforcement agents always end well, just ask David Koresh.
    Shake, Goppa, Elyscape and 4 others like this.
  15. tmp Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    No, no; you also have to carry. Because heavily armed bullies immediately turn meek and cooperative when they see you have a gun. Also see: the best way to deal with armed criminals that never ends in tears.
    Elyscape and Sjofn like this.
  16. Bahimiron Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Well, between this and Spec Ops, I feel like I have a good idea of what it feels like to have a psychotic break.
    Shake, Elyscape and Lizard_King like this.
  17. eotinb Oh, Come On

    If it makes you feel better, I have you too.
  18. XPav Elitist Negative Nancy

    Location:
    Grogaboo hunting
    It's the liberal mutant menace! CALL OUT THE NRA!
  19. XPav Elitist Negative Nancy

    Location:
    Grogaboo hunting
    The solution to this is mandatory birth control pills for all female soldiers while they're in the service, Starship Troopers-style.
    Talorc likes this.
  20. Xerapis Oh, Come On

    Location:
    Savannah
    The solution already exists. Pregnant women are not deployed into hazardous areas. Women found to be pregnant after deployment are redeployed out of those areas. It's quite simple really and the dumbasses trying to make an actual issue out of this are just revealing their own ignorance in regards to military regulations.
  21. quatoria Beardy Magnificence

    Xerapis, they're not in any way attempting to make a factual argument. They're making a base, bad faith appeal to emotion. It's a straight up "THINK OF THE CHILDREN!" argument for keeping us poor dainty women safe and out of harms way. The same kind of argument that was used against the suffragettes, against co-ed colleges, and integrated workplaces.
  22. Jason McCullough Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    The idea that we should be upset about 20 year olds getting killed but deeply upset about -6 months getting killed because their bad ass moms are hauling them around.....uh, I don't even have anything witty to say.
  23. Sjofn Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    California
    I do it so you don't have to!

    (Also I assume you mean you hate me, not have me. <sniff>)
    Elyscape likes this.
  24. bago BERSERKER

    True. I accept the public shame.
    RyanMM likes this.
  25. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    San Jose, CA
    Yes but it's also inconvenient for everyone. Please fix it.
    Griot, Alligator and Jacquelle like this.
  26. HalibutBarn Armchair Designer

    Location:
    Calgary
    [IMG]

    Ah, if only...
  27. Jamie Madigan Armchair Designer

    What the hell? Is that rubber duckie shooting out of her vagina in the last panel?
    shift6, Poe, Jacquelle and 8 others like this.
  28. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    Omg. The duck shooting out of her vajay is probably the best thing I've seen today.

    ETA: NINJA'D BY JAMIE. Goddamnit.
    shift6, Jacquelle, SqueakyFoo and 6 others like this.
  29. extarbags Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Get to a news site... fast!

    newssite.png

    orz
    Lizard_King and Bill Dungsroman like this.
  30. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    Ferndale, MI
    Oh dear sweet lord that's awesome
    extarbags likes this.
  31. Sjofn Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    California
    The rubber ducky made me snort laugh, I am a bad person.
    extarbags and Alligator like this.
  32. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

    I love Bennett
    [IMG]
    [IMG]
    [IMG]
    [IMG]
    [IMG]
    [IMG]
    [IMG]
    [IMG]
    [IMG]
    And you should too
  33. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

    Now for the bad news
    [IMG]
    No, I didn't skip any. Muir springs into action with his patented "tell don't show" style.

    Oh, and it took SA all of two second to find the "commentator" Muir refers to in the fourth panel: someone in a blog's comments section
    ONLY THE HIGHEST AUTHORITY WILL DO!
    [IMG]
    The beach in February??? GLOBAL WARMING!
    I like that the revelation that this guy was controlling her entire life is supposed to make us roll our eyes at "bitches" for not seeing how good they have it. While AT THE SAME TIME telling us that Obama controlling her entire life is bad.
    [IMG]
    WHAT??


    [IMG]
    COUNTING IS A LIBERAL PLOT!
    [IMG]
    ...and here you are still talking about them. Why not set an example and tackle some hard hitting news, like how Reality TV execs are doing their jobs?
    [IMG]
    Wait. People are voting, for the people that help them??? Good Christ what kind of country do we live in???
    [IMG]
    "I'm Terry Wise and I choke myself with used cotton swabs while lighting fires and masturbating"
    PULITZER ME!
    [IMG]
    The other way has worked out sooooooooo well to this point
    [IMG]
    I bet Obama really felt dumb when that picture was totally proven fake (Obama's invincibility bubble protects his whole body and NOT objects he holds)

    [IMG]
    See? That's more accurate.
    [IMG]
    There's actually a conspiracy theory that says Obama DIDN'T take 30 seconds to pick up and fire a gun for the cameras (at the very least) but actually had some photoshops made (Democrats burst into flames when touching holy objects like guns).
    Again with the force field. Oy vey.
    [IMG]
    There...might have been some taunting involved
  34. Lizard_King Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Skeet Birther should be a forum title.
    extarbags, tmp, Alligator and 3 others like this.
  35. Griot Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Raleigh, NC
    like a water hose
  36. BigSlowTarget I Pretty Much Live Here

    I wonder if someone were to print out all the Day By Day comics and take them to a mental health professional if it would be sufficient evidence to get that racist, sexist, greasy bucket of elephant fuck that writes it the help he so desperately needs?
    Sugar-Junkie, Sjofn and Elyscape like this.
  37. Sheepherder Armchair Designer

    Location:
    Canada
    Your first hint should have been the name.
    Sjofn and Elyscape like this.
  38. HalibutBarn Armchair Designer

    Location:
    Calgary
    It's especially amusing considering the two week lead time on his strip, so that he often has no choice but to be the one rehashing old news...
    Otterloop and Elyscape like this.
  39. Lhowon Hard Cider Gal

    Her right breast appears to be migrating up her body, perhaps in a heroic attempt to leap from the frame and suffocate Muir.

    Both, obviously. Was that supposed to be a trick question?

    Also why would you italicise "in the" when you used italics to emphasise "really". I will admit that inconsistent typography is not the biggest problem with Ramirez (that would be being within 10m of a drawing implement, ever) but still.
    extarbags, Jacquelle, Goppa and 4 others like this.
  40. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

    Because Ramirez is a smug prick and is talking down to you, the reader. Just imagine him with the smuggest smirk ever asking "Which one is REALLY, I mean seriously, between you and me I think you know the answer..."