Political Cartoons 2013: Click Here To Hate Yourself

Ftfy

That Hillary comic with the glasses makes me think of Skrillex. Great, now someone has to do a mash up of her senate testimony, dropping the bass.

Edit, images deleted.

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I know and thoroughly understand. I grew up in Alaska, The state is75% male and built off of the pipeline. It's why I was born. I know. It's just that that line detracts from the brilliance of Fey's performance, in that it was verbatim. THAT was biting satire.

Christianist is a term used by Andrew Sullivan as a pushback against the term Islamist, using etymology in a religiously reprocitative manner. It's intended to be fundamentalist, but with a symbolic prefix. Islamist, Christianist, scientologiist, etc.

He could cut the text too, because that cartoon of Hillary looks literally nothing like Skrillex wtf

Also the last panel of that last DBD should be the last panel of every DBD.

B-b-b-but "if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear"!! Muir has literally said this.
And he's supported the Arizona "paper please" law as well.
But this time it's white people so: tyrannical oppression!

Not that he's wrong, they're just tired of hearing him say it.

"Fuck it," says Branco, "I'll just put a week's worth of cartoons in one."
"2016" is an ace up her sleeve what?

This one needs a news story

Never before has "Oops I forgot to tell a joke" been more appropriate.

Poor Mary-Jane Rottencrotch :(

Well, duh.

(also fuck you day by day)

He couldn't be bothered to draw liberal chicks tattoos in today? Also I dare you to think about the leverage permutations necessary to get her leg under herself at that angle.

That is a different liberal chick, that's the original Token Liberal who has become less so after marriage and babies. Basically, Complete Liberal Strawwoman is never, to my knowledge, in the same panel as Token Black Mouthpiece Who Seems to Always Be Holding Babies These Days, that's how you can tell the difference!

EDIT: I hate myself for being able to tell those characters apart, by the way.

I also love the idea that all you have to do to scare cops away is 'tell them to pound sand'. No black man in the history of America has ever been afforded the opportunity to be that goddamned naive. You can really feel the white privilege of the Muir radiating out from his strawman, there.

Plus it's a citizen who carries telling them to pound sand. Because armed standoffs with Federal law enforcement agents always end well, just ask David Koresh.

No, no; you also have to carry. Because heavily armed bullies immediately turn meek and cooperative when they see you have a gun. Also see: the best way to deal with armed criminals that never ends in tears.

Well, between this and Spec Ops, I feel like I have a good idea of what it feels like to have a psychotic break.

If it makes you feel better, I have you too.

It's the liberal mutant menace! CALL OUT THE NRA!

The solution to this is mandatory birth control pills for all female soldiers while they're in the service, Starship Troopers-style.

The solution already exists. Pregnant women are not deployed into hazardous areas. Women found to be pregnant after deployment are redeployed out of those areas. It's quite simple really and the dumbasses trying to make an actual issue out of this are just revealing their own ignorance in regards to military regulations.

Xerapis, they're not in any way attempting to make a factual argument. They're making a base, bad faith appeal to emotion. It's a straight up "THINK OF THE CHILDREN!" argument for keeping us poor dainty women safe and out of harms way. The same kind of argument that was used against the suffragettes, against co-ed colleges, and integrated workplaces.

The idea that we should be upset about 20 year olds getting killed but deeply upset about -6 months getting killed because their bad ass moms are hauling them around.....uh, I don't even have anything witty to say.

I do it so you don't have to!

(Also I assume you mean you hate me, not have me. <sniff>)

True. I accept the public shame.

Ah, if only...

What the hell? Is that rubber duckie shooting out of her vagina in the last panel?

Omg. The duck shooting out of her vajay is probably the best thing I've seen today.

ETA: NINJA'D BY JAMIE. Goddamnit.

Get to a news site... fast!



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Oh dear sweet lord that's awesome

The rubber ducky made me snort laugh, I am a bad person.

I love Bennett









And you should too

Now for the bad news

No, I didn't skip any. Muir springs into action with his patented "tell don't show" style.

Oh, and it took SA all of two second to find the "commentator" Muir refers to in the fourth panel: someone in a blog's comments section
ONLY THE HIGHEST AUTHORITY WILL DO!

The beach in February??? GLOBAL WARMING!
I like that the revelation that this guy was controlling her entire life is supposed to make us roll our eyes at "bitches" for not seeing how good they have it. While AT THE SAME TIME telling us that Obama controlling her entire life is bad.

WHAT??



COUNTING IS A LIBERAL PLOT!

...and here you are still talking about them. Why not set an example and tackle some hard hitting news, like how Reality TV execs are doing their jobs?

Wait. People are voting, for the people that help them??? Good Christ what kind of country do we live in???

"I'm Terry Wise and I choke myself with used cotton swabs while lighting fires and masturbating"
PULITZER ME!

The other way has worked out sooooooooo well to this point

I bet Obama really felt dumb when that picture was totally proven fake (Obama's invincibility bubble protects his whole body and NOT objects he holds)


See? That's more accurate.

There's actually a conspiracy theory that says Obama DIDN'T take 30 seconds to pick up and fire a gun for the cameras (at the very least) but actually had some photoshops made (Democrats burst into flames when touching holy objects like guns).
Again with the force field. Oy vey.

There...might have been some taunting involved

Skeet Birther should be a forum title.

like a water hose

I wonder if someone were to print out all the Day By Day comics and take them to a mental health professional if it would be sufficient evidence to get that racist, sexist, greasy bucket of elephant fuck that writes it the help he so desperately needs?

Your first hint should have been the name.

It's especially amusing considering the two week lead time on his strip, so that he often has no choice but to be the one rehashing old news...

Her right breast appears to be migrating up her body, perhaps in a heroic attempt to leap from the frame and suffocate Muir.

Both, obviously. Was that supposed to be a trick question?

Also why would you italicise "in the" when you used italics to emphasise "really". I will admit that inconsistent typography is not the biggest problem with Ramirez (that would be being within 10m of a drawing implement, ever) but still.

Because Ramirez is a smug prick and is talking down to you, the reader. Just imagine him with the smuggest smirk ever asking "Which one is REALLY, I mean seriously, between you and me I think you know the answer..."