Political Cartoons 2013: Click Here To Hate Yourself

Oh also: Obama didn't "fiddle" while the Bhengazi attack was going on. Forces were readied and prepped to deploy if the people on the ground asked.

Until '79 they had America's help so it wasn't bad duh!

OK, am I the only person who saw the typeface in the headline on that image and thought "Is...is that an ad for Infocom text adventure games?'

"The Shah of Iran has been eaten by a Grue."

Holy shit. Every single god damn panel takes place in a new time and place. Every single panel. Jesus wept.

I heard that "1.2 billion rounds" thing last year when it was a conspiracy to keep it out of the hands of citizens. It's the Department of Homeland Security buying rounds over a period of five years. Not all at once. In fact a five year contract for that much ammo is designed to save money by having a contract and buying in bulk.
And I like the third panel "Yeah we got government funds for infrastructure." You're supposed gasp at his confession of evilness instead of, I don't know, knowing that that's how federal funds work.

Referring to this story: http://www.timesfreepress.com/news/...l-wont-protect/

However Tennessee is a "Right to Work" state so

Jesus Christ have we found the magic bullet for terrible laws?? Only people on federal healthcare programs can own guns! Only Union Members can own guns! Only people making 12 dollars an hour! Holy shit! Have Obama say he hates Gay Marriage and then pass a law saying only married people can own a gun BOOM federal level gay marriage in minutes!

PURGE DALEY!! I GET IT??
And "Why don't you tolerate my intolerance :*("
Also I think this may be the first not cut n paste comic of 2013!

Nope, the Mainstream Media in general not covering hard hitting news like some guy named Ben Gazee or something.
I also love the quotation marks around "the planet" as if, what, Earth is imaginary? The issues facing Earth are imaginary?

seriously you guys

i would fuck up muir in a fight

i am not a fighter usually but I would straight up punch him as hard as I could as much as I could until someone pulled me off him

but who would? no one likes chris muir

Chris Muir likes Chris Muir.

Deep down, I don't think even he likes Chris Muir.


(Hi, I'm much more sober now!)

It's not even deep down given how blatant of a fantasy life he's given his fantasy self

Exactly. No one.

There's a fix for that.

Also, the dude who's Mary Stu is a special ops dude confuses tanks with APC's and doesn't understand the reasoning behind the use of hollow point ammunition in law enforcement.

Not defending this worthless POS, but it seems like a response to Jodie Foster's Golden Globe acceptance speech.
Of course that was a few weeks ago too.
But wait, look at that last panel, "Purge Daily" has a sophisticated smug look on her face, almost like the whole "dumb blonde" routine is an act!

these make me very angry.

The wardrobe malfunction part. Still, Tinsley isn't even the worst offender since some of these dopes are still cracking Monica Lewinsky jokes.

Two weeks behind is standard Tinsley

Bill Dungsroman I want your commentary on this please


Look at that second panel. LOOK AT IT.


This is lame as fuck HOWEVER it is possible to parse Obama's face so that F might be a D- this time!

This is actually lamer than Tinsley's...I...I kinda feel bad for this guy. It's so lame his mom might be ill :(


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*deep breath*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!

Joke is passable but Christ that thing isn't even human


Yup :(

Stupid sexy Obama! (check out the white guy)

There's a million of these meteors labeled things


Dude I can't wait for the rest of the season ever but you have a job to do!

Puh puh puh puhhhhPRESIDENT PERRY? Wait of seceded Texas wait what sdfkjsd;sghkdfhj

He's just trolling us now. I mean come on, she is sticking her thumb in her vagina. And he's...sucking on his pinkie? What is this, goddammit Muir arrrujghfgdl;gh

OH AND

You fucking wish, pal. Wishwishwish. Latinos don't give a shit about Rubio.

I feel bad for the guy that has to wear the O and the S.

While the woman on the left gets no letter at all.

This isn't that hard, guys.

Haha I know!!

I LOVE that the guy dropping manure on refugees is the good guy! The guy who's drinking bottles of booze. Dropping tons of manure (possibly actually granola but Muir left out a word??) on refugees who just walked to Texas from California. He's the good guy!!

I swear 90% of Conservative plans are for revenge, then they get all "B-b-but why won't people vote for us??"

Guess now we know who was used as the trace source for the sniper boy.

Oh god it just hit me: in Muir's fantasy world, in a world he created, Rick Perry is president of Texas. Not him, not his Muiry Sue, Rick Perry. Holy fuck I just made myself depressed!

Seriously that made my brain dry heave.

YOU CAN'T MAKE ME YOU FUCKER OH GOD WHAT IS SHE DOING

Context for those not following the conservative blogoverse or Fox News… …doctor delivers a political rant at a *prayer* breakfast, launches into a diatribe about "political correctness", disses Obamacare (and promotes his own medical savings plan as the cure all for American health care woes). The WSJ and the religious right now want to anoint Carson as President now.

Oh, and /sorry for linking to Althouse blog. Though it OK as long as you don't scroll down to the comments. While not the cesspool of youtube flavor or depravity of Reddit, it more along the nature of pure sociopath ravings and/or rationalizations. Scary, as I suspect a good sized portion of those are law students and fellow lawyer colleagues acquainted with Althouse…

Fine, I'll be the one to point it out:

PRESIDENT PERRY'S (lolololololol) beer glass is totally covering where the erect penis probably was.

Also I don't know about you people but I cannot wait to see who Liberal Strawwoman's new buddy is!

Infection confirmed. Initiate quarantine procedure 13-delta, full lockdown.

I honestly couldn't even make the beer glass out because fuck Muir and his fake art

God how desperately does the GOP cling on to any and every minority that completely agrees with them as if the whole thing wasn't so fucking transparent?
Look at Branco's cartoon and his drawing of Obama: ashy white ET skin, weird big lips, HUGE ears, his physique is a starving Somalian child, but now he gets to go "Guys it's cool, I'm totally not racist because I like this one black guy that totally agrees with me!"
The same with the Rubio cartoon, suddenly the Latinos are going to flock to the party of "self deportation" because they let one Latino guy into the clubhouse. Meanwhile the Democrats have a black president.
There's no question the GOP will run a minority candidate next election, while using even better lies to cover up their platform ("cutting medicare" will be out "saving medicare" will be in) so you better start preparing yourself for the wave of "So the Liberals are running against a minority for president hmmmm? WHO'S THE REAL RACISTS???" like with Herman Cain.

Amusingly, the Branco one seems EXTRA racist, because black dude he doesn't agree with looks like ... that. Black dude he DOES agree with? Not a freaky mutant non-human.

Bugger. Did you have to point that out? "what has been seen cannot be unseen"

That's the situation, alright! Republicans had Marco Rubio give a speech, and that's the story of how all the Latinos supported them forever. You really outfoxed us on this one guys, but I've gotta hand it to you: you did your job and you did it well. And in the end, you won. Now that future Republican rule of all branches of government has been secured by way of your broad and almost unanimous support among Latinos, you can take it easy for the next few years. You've earned it.

I like that the image of Rubio is him holding the water bottle smiling cheerfully. Yes, that is also what happened.

Democrats take action to try to help a disadvantaged group, but many of those affected are instead drawn to the fiery blather the GOP blasts through its cable news organs.

A Good Cartoon.

I find it odd that the huddle of L-A-T-I-N-OS (which I always read like it's a breakfast cereal, Latin-Os!) has two women in it, but neither are part of the label. Is this subtly saying that Latino men are being swayed by white women and Republican promises?

You can't see it but the front of the womens' jackets say "LATI" and "NAS."