Discussion in 'The Sanctum Santorum' started by Otterloop, Jan 1, 2013.
It says you should pray for me.
Or fear me.
Sure! You can tell because the black guy in those comics isn't about to attack her.
Help me out here. Who are the caricatures?
Ahmadinejad, Kim Jong Un, and Assad?
Castro, Hugo Chavez, and I Have No Idea
Oh, that fits much better.
The Unabomber, Ming the Merciless, and Woody Allen.
You guys are crazy. That's Topol from Fiddler On The Roof, The Great Gazoo, and Hans Moleman.
You sure it isn't George Lucas, Seth Rogen, and Droopy Dog?
Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?
Agreed. And that Israel has the audacity to request his release is why I know that they view us as fools.
There was a rumor that, when asked about releasing Pollard, Biden said "Over my dead body." He denies using those words but agrees with the sentiment.
Number ONE in Fuck you Day by Day
Oops I forgot to have a point
I know! What was it I was saying last week about the GOP not being cartoonishly evil?
Economics 101: HOUSEHOLD BUDGETS ARE NOTHING LIKE A FEDERAL BUDGET
Soooooo many crocodile tears
Haha you didn't read the Michael Moore article either eh? Haha ignorance is grrrrrrrEAT!
"well regulated" applies to the army only, everything else, including the rest of the god damn sentence, applies to civilians
We must curtail that pesky first amendment to protect the second!
Not pictured is the 75 other "Crazytown" signs the elephant followed to get here
(also turning RIGHT leads to "moderation". THINK for a second you idiots.)
Poor lovable harmless ol' Glenn Beck :(
Look at this fucking thing
Yyyyeah, because that stopped them
Jesus fucking Christ.
Two of those people are Vietnam war veterans, with a combined five purple hearts.
haha! Two guys who were elected to help run the country are working together??????? NOT IN MY AMERICA!
FUCK YOU DAY BY DAY
The Al Jazeera cartoons really annoy me. Here's a news source that typically has more informative coverage of world events than all of the US networks combined, has won a number of awards, and had (has, rather--they're still live-blogging about Syria every day) absolutely the best, most in-depth coverage of the Arab Spring. Hell, they had some of the best coverage of Occupy Wall Street. Just compare the front page of Al Jazeera English and CNN any day of the week, for crying out loud. Sure, there is fair criticism to be leveled at Al Jazeera re: editorial independence from the Qatar government. That's fine, and those questions should be asked. But that's not what these assholes are doing. No, they're just being big old racists. And boo hoo hoo, Israel doesn't like them because they insist on reporting on things in Gaza.
Yep, a college friend of mine moved from BBC to Al Jazeera because they gave him more leeway as a journalist (e.g. able to make a documentary on a Nigerian soldier who fought in the Burma campaign)
Heh, "map." Early favorite for label of the year.
Also nice labels on your shitty caricatures. ProTip: if you have to do that, you need to draw better. Also Obama isn't a stooge of himself you moron.
"Luckily there's already blueprints for how to do it on 'Alcohol Lane', "Prescription Pass', 'Firearm Lane', 'Cigarette Drive' etc etc etc..."
Again Hagel: purple hearts.
Slippery slope! You can't let men marry coloreds men! Next they'll want to marry animals!
The article from the third panel in no way says it's ok to fuck kids.
Psy: Hate rapper. That's so adorable Drunky Duck :3
(Psy, Common, Generic old white guy Mcnot racist you guys seriously)
This is an old, lame joke and that bear should be bigger :3
This is Bors mocking Ramirez. Awesome.
I don't know, which one has other uses besides killing? And which one can almost any person alive use to kill large groups of others very rapidly because it can be used at distance with no skill?
Oh and which one is more common? So, statistically, it would make sense for there to be more murders using it.
Oh and, according to the FBI, firearms were used in 67% of murders last year. I think Gorrell is referring to that one, particular, gun?
Haha! And he voted for Obama! And he's a...Secret Service member? And has a teletype? What?
And he makes over $400,000 a year.
What is one thing Obama has never said?
Dude! Put down the paper: you're being shot at!
That is pretty fucked up
That sperm donor one. Jesus christ. Why you do this to me.
I don't even get this. Isn't government regulation one of the main reasons why you would legalize pot? Is he supporting or criticizing the law?
The sperm doner one is double icky considering that Dorothy is a child.
There is much awesome here.
A term starting to gain traction for extremeist Christians, similar to the difference between "Muslim" and "Islamicist".
As is, not a terrible cartoon. Without the labels it would be much better. But I suppose he needed them for all the people in the world who have never heard and understood the phrase "drawing a line in the sand".
And CO already has a decent regulatory framework in place that was developed for medical pot.
I am so never going for a kebab with you.
You know, I think Bennett is kind of overrated. He benefits from the fact that the bar for political cartoons is incredibly low and he's not a complete right-wing nutjob like most of them, but he does use labels a lot and when he doesn't his point is sometimes muddled. But this one is exactly the kind of awesome cartoon that he sometimes puts out that earns him his reputation for being one of the (very few) good ones, and I can't be mad at the guy who comes up with this.
We hear a lot in the media and from politicians about banning assault rifles, but in actuality they're used in relatively few murders; handguns are by far the bigger problem. A good cartoon.
We need a response cartoon... On the left side, picture of the hammer, "Built an uncountable number of things in 2011". On the right, picture of the gun, "Built no things in 2011".
"Built 600,000 coffins in 2011/filled 322 of them."
I think he's making a fair point. How exactly is a state supposed to regulate a substance that is still illegal at a federal level? The law gives adults over 21 (I think) the right to grow up to 6 plants each. Does that extend to people from out of state? What about people who live close to schools? They also need to think about the consequences of people trafficking to neighbouring states.
This is not going to be an insignificant time sink for the legislature.
I support legalisation and actually used to be neighbours with one of the heads of the movement in CO, but my first thoughts upon the passing where along these lines. CO (and WA) have an important role as they will be the role model for other states who pass similar laws.
If only they had a prior history of medicinal marijuana history to show them the way.
Sure, but the point is it is going to take a ton of time for the legislature to deal with. Are you familiar with government? His point is still valid. This is a much larger scale than medical.
Given that the road is going past a school and nothing else, I think his point is that the government doesn't want to legalize it because PROTECT THE CHILDREN, not "hey, how does this even work if the Feds still hate it?"
It's going to be a rough road, but the reasoning for the comic seems entirely silly.
Or maybe they can regulate it just like they do booze, or cigarettes, or prescription drugs,, or porn, or guns, or strip clubs.
I get it, the guy's an asshat. But all those things you've just listed are legal at a Federal level. Sure the "Because Chilren" is a stupid argument and I agree with you that his intent was probably along those lines.... ah nevermind, I'm not trying to argue his shitty point anyway and I should have known better than to comment in this subforum in the first place. I'll go back to lurking.
fuck day-by-day is that how this is supposed to work?
How does that make it impossible to restrict pot in the same way "to protect the children"?
"Don't sell legal pot to children under 18"
"No using pot on school grounds"
"Other laws that apply to other age restricted items"
Asay's going "Now children will be 'toking up' before class because they don't have a plan to protect them" when, in fact, they do. And several roadmaps used for other items.
(his other point, being a living pile of human shit, is that "Democracy doesn't work when it doesn't do what I want" but that's nothing new)
But even that little bit puts him head and shoulders above any other cartoonist and he does, occasionally, hit one straight out of the fucking park. Which puts him light years ahead of 99% of the rest. And his art style is clear and clean.
Ew gross, look at all the pubic hair!
Good job Branco!
I mean it's stupid, you simply can not claim EVERYTHING has a liberal bias all the time, and it's ugly, but it's a good metaphor deliv-oh, I see you think the Second Amendment was hit? How so? You just lost the silver. Here's your bronze.
Ah good, I see it's long enough after the last massacre that we can forget about it.
HEY IT'S JUST ONE DEATH GUYS CALM DOWN ON THE GUN CONTROL TALK!
The opposite of those "We can't talk about [issue X] Obama, we need JOBS!" cartoons is just as dumb.
Holy shit I agree with Helbert!!
Hey let's move on.
Haha lynching! And Obama is black! Guys I got an idea!
And the biden quote where he totally says Obama is going to make all guns illegal forever:
I Googled it, but I couldn't find any information on the last mass strangling. Help a brother out?
Otterloop, you are done. Finis. Full stop. THIS HAS TO BE THE WORST COMIC EVER.
please please please don't let there be a worse one than this
How come the skulls in the McCoyiverse are the normal skull shape but everyone's head looks like Beaker's from the Muppets?
No, see, her boobs represent Planned Parenthood, because they don't get abortions, and her belly is federal funding because... um. No. Ok, so the woman represents... no, nevermind that. Ok so she doesn't want to get an abortion because she's pregnant with money, which she's going to nurse with Planned Parenthood "milk" after she gives birth... is Planned Parenthood an especially savvy investor, maybe? So it's a call for Planned Parenthood to open its investment fund to the public? If it's not that, maybe it's a plan to lower the abortion rate by inventing a machine that turns fetuses into dollar bills, because nobody would get an abortion if they were pregnant with a pile of money. I think I got it.
GG Muir. You have finally given up on everything except openly calling for the President to be murdered. I wish to Christ your dumb webcomic got enough hits to guarantee a visit from the Secret Service over this one.
I was all "no fucking way 500 people were killed with honest to god hammers", so I looked it up. Surprise surprise, FBI's "hammer" murder category covers all blunt weapons.
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