Discussion in 'The Sanctum Santorum' started by Otterloop, Oct 25, 2012.
I must be stupid, because I don't understand these at all.
Obamacare is a turkey that escaped execution and Payne draws an adorable turkey :)
The Tyranny Mummy is unleashed on Egypt and then Obama fucking destroyed it.
GOD DAMN YOU PAYNE
Do we still complain about labels here? If so, thank God Ra for that "Egypt" label on the Egyptian Sarcophagus depicting the Egyptian Pharaoh with the Egyptian Hieroglyphs containing the Egyptian Mummy.
Thank the sweet baby Jesus that Ramirez wrote 'Egypt' on there, because otherwise I think no one would have know what a fucking mummy in a sarcophagus covered in hieroglyphics could possibly indicate!
Edit: Fuuuuuck yoooou Jaaaaaaqueeeeelle!!!!
Oh my god Obama is sexually assaulting that woman! Why did no one stop what I'm sure we can all agree must have absolutely and definitely happened???
Also: "everyone who says anything bad against Obama is unfairly labeled 'racist'"~guy who just got done drawing a pointed skulled black man with huge ears, a huge nose, and purple fucking lips
He even labels the paper "Probation Violation".
Why oh why is this innocent man in prison?????
So who's fault is the economic mess? And you wanna quote me the part where Obama blamed Bush? No? Just a bottle of Wild Turkey then?
How does this not read sarcastic?
HAVE FUN SLEEPING TONIGHT!!
But don't worry Her breasts survived the accident
Yes. The Republicans are to cowardly to obstruct the Democrats in any way. They didn't just definitively lose a national argument or anything, they're just too cowardly to oppose what is clearly the will of the people.
Just completely surrounded by enemies certainly does define Israel right? Right?
And yes, they laughed at your retarded unworkable brinksmanship idea that almost killed us all with nuclear fire pointlessly. In fact we still do. Rot in hell Reagan, I can only hope the imagined Great Conservative version of you will die soon too.
Again: you just lost the national argument on this. Being pointlessly obstructionist and petty won't help. Also this picture is fucking funny.
That Day by Day comic doesn't seem to be saying what I am pretty sure he thinks it was saying.
What the hell is that Day by Day trying to say, exactly? It's a multi part strip, right? He's not suddenly turning liberal is he?
"I'm having a stroooooooooooke"
He is saying introduction of Obamacare has "decimated" doctors, to the point where they can't even afford above-average car anymore.
I did a true LOL at this post, well done.
What do you folks need, labels?
CLEARLY he was commenting on Obamacare setting the state of medical treatment back to WWI levels JUST LIKE THE NUMBER OF SHIPS IN OUR NAVY!
I really hate to do this but I just had to see if it works. Skip this post:
From now on all Day by Day cartoons will include that perfect topper
I saw a few of you smiling the other day so ALL ABOARD THE PAIN TRAIN (followed by the Fun Caboose so stick around for that)
I LOVE all the "Republicans are fed up with Grover" cartoons because it is absolutely in no way true. It's like showing a bunch of elephants with teary eyes at a gay marriage.
Any time a blonde haired white person brings "peace" to the Middle East it's usually at the tip of the spear so, yeah they are fully justified shooting first.
That's what you get for not Hailing to the Chimp!
Aaaaaaaaaand back to tears :D
Look at the coloration in the first panel! "Liberal" Mouthpiece Wife caught the black!!
And Black Conservative Mouthpiece doesn't even remove his sunglasses for the birth of his child. He's so coooool!
Oh and the message:
"What about the poor??"
"They get free birth control; they are so fucked."
Asay's idea of a "wild party" comes from the 1950's and his idea of a "good party" comes from the 1850's.
This is a "Where's Waldo?" of stupid but a couple high lights: the literal "fat cat" on the left side, Asay knows "Born in the USA" isn't a "Rah rah America!!!" song, Obama's arms are white, Asay is the fucking worst because those two happy gay men in the bottom left are supposed to be de facto bad. They aren't caricatures, they aren't monsters, they are just "bad" because they exist. You hateful, stupid old man just die already.
This is an old one but compare the racist caricature with his drawing: same tiny skull top, same biiiiiig grin, the exact same nose. Hell, I can name three cartoonists that give Obama big (purple) lips as well. But those poor mislabeled raci cartoonists!
I'm sure the next comic will have an example of those "tough questions" right Drunky Duck?
I'm sure the professional comedian was absolutely serious says the man who has his own syndicated comic strip (that is awful)
Oh, and here's Lester both complaining about the lack of reaction to what Foxx said and condemning hypothetical Muslims for hating free speech.
Lester you perfect little Sparkle Pony.
Right. Because taxes are a legitimate thing and Benghazi is a fucking nothing that the Right is desperately trying to turn into something.
This is dumb but I love the art style
"The Outburst of Everett True" was a comic strip that ran from 1905 until 1927 who's sole defining trait was that he kicked the ever loving shit out of everyone (but his wife) for even the minorest infractions such as ogling a woman's ankle on a street corner or slurping soup or using slang. He would literally punch a man out of his shoes for not taking off his hat.
And here he is, over 100 years ago, showing more compassion and empathy than most of these Right Wing shill cartoonists combined. Not a political comic but, I thought, relevant.
Yeah. Yeah :(
Kind of a good point
"No, mom! Not free birth control! ANYTHING but that!"
You can't just post your kids' drawings from your refridgerator and not give "some" explanation.
no context, no resolution. Just a random link from Twitter. You're just gonna have to suffer, forever wondering.
You know... I look at that and I'd rather be at the "Bad" party.
Edit: I meant the party as a whole, not just the birthcontrol part. And I DO wonder whast's so horrifying about a Doctor.
Can I get an estimate one how long I'm going to have to keep hearing about Benghazi? It's going to be "about 4 years," isn't it?
Judging by the mask and stirrups I'd say the doctor was giving away free abortions as well. The old "liberals loooooooove abortion" thing. The young girl has the "wisdom of the young" and doesn't want an abortion.
Don't bother with the comic, just enjoy how fucking lazy Muir is.
I wonder if Ramirez himself believes his lies at this point?
It's funny because "people richer than me have less heart and soul" is LITERALLY one of the things the underclass up to the middle class use to justify why it's ok someone is standing on their throat.
Mitt changing his mind multiple times in either direction just for votes: flip-flopping.
Changing your mind once about a pledge: not.
Come ON people, you coined the stupid fucking phrase, you should know how it works.
Ugly art and eye scaring color, what's not to love?
Guys, I know what Obama SAID, but I know what he REALLY meant!!
noun: a : friendly social atmosphere : social harmony <group activities promoting comity>
What?? Where's those "tough questions" Drunky??
"And not just empty pots."
How he draws a person he supports. And check out the vampire glue gun.
I wonder why that could be.
Yes, we all should follow the example of a company so afraid of an invisible bad man in the ground they've rejected modern technology that's been standard for 60 years.
No one, no one has ever said it's about race. It's about being petulant man-children.
It's sad how so many conservative political cartoons are about race and their attempt to portray the other side as racially intolerant. I guess we know what's on their mind, though!
Aw yeah li'l man going for dem titties
So is the big man on the last panel.
Glad you pointed it out so I didn't have to. It means I can go straight to the fuck you Day by Day.
I think you mean... (ahem) ...
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY BY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Did someone say Day by Day??
Haha no he didn't.
No, they want the world to be like it was when they were children: smaller, simpler, more black and white. The fact that it was that way only because they were children never even occurs to them.
"thanks to glenn mccoy!"
Yeeeeeeessss, yeeeeees Beeler, further Left...just a bit fuuuuurther...join usssss...
That is a REALLY good bird Ramirez! Really good! Now learn to draw people...just really any type of person...just basic anatomy...just...please?
"Fuck it, you know what I want to draw today?"
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What's in that wine glass? Paint?
Hahaha in the second panel her stupid tats make it look like she's she-Venom and her suit is forming up over her.
Their lunch leaves are arranged identically. What are the odds?
He didn't even bother tracing/drawing/inserting two different salads.
Christ, now I'm doing it.
How fucking often does Day By Day Update? Four times a day? Every time I check this thread there are two or three new ones, jesus christ.
Remember the question "Who were you at Qt3, Otterloop?" The question he never answered?
How is it that Otterloop can insert three, four, five Day by Day comics daily?
Yeah, that's right:
Otterloop is Chris Muir.
IT'S COMING FROM INSIDE THE FORUM!!!!!!
I'll head off to the drunk thread now . . .
Look at the way she's holding the glass in the first panel and tell me what's in it.
No, I have an actual girlfriend and my house isn't currently falling down.
I love this one. A Condoleezza Rice commentary in this day and age? Edgy, meta, but it seems like kicking her well after she's tried to make up for all that.
Everyone knows that Egypt was originally written on the sarcophagus. That's how they were able to crack the hieroglyphics!
Political cartoons have always been a guilty pleasure of mine. I used to go to Slate every few months and binge-read all of theirs, but this thread provides the perfect tasting menu of the best, the worst and the aggressively blah. Thanks, Otterloop!
Just a heads-up
Otterloop, if you break your updates into more posts, keeping, say, 3-4 comics per post, that's more posts for you to get likes on. Just sayin'.
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