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Discussion in 'The Sanctum Santorum' started by Otterloop, Oct 25, 2012.

  1. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

    Haha I hadn't even thought of that!! Awesome.
    I just thought it was a funny joke.
    It's part of the birther conspiracy: Obama's purple lips, that only neocon hacks can see, are totally proof he's not American.
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  2. tmp Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    To be fair cannabis was rated to have ~2/3rd of effect tobacco, and it seems pretty accepted by now the latter is harmful enough to be banned from most public places. (with some countries going further) Whether one agrees with such ratings is another story.
  3. Shake Keeper of the Elemental Materials

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    :( is that when smoked? Cuz inhaling burning stuff is not a good idea, yeah. But what are the negative effects of baking it into a food or vaporizers? I don't need answers, it's just that most studies I've read (maybe two ever?) were woefully ignorant about the multiple delivery systems that can be used to get you stoned.
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  4. Sheepherder Armchair Designer

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    Canada
    Conservative cartoonists: taking a good thing and making it bad.

    A lot of people smoke pot. You can aerosolize nicotine if you really want to, it's just most people don't.
  5. drew This Is SEWIOUS

    God I started to tear up reading that article about the police officer.
    And then this hack is raping that beautiful act of kindness? I want to punch him/her in the face.

    Oh, and Obama isn't homeless, you hack.
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  6. Bill Dungsroman Magister Mundi Elyscape

    But he's black, so...

    You know, black people. The blacks.
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  7. Adam B Keeper of the Elemental Materials

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    Minneapolis
    yeah well one time a white person was homeless so it's the same thing
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  8. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

    Welcome, to The Ottertorium!!
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    He's been back from Iraq for literally years at this point? So what? The? Fuck?
    Also nice artwork Muir, not only do your characters never actually look at each other even when having a conversation, but your Muiry Sue character just grew an extra two feet of neck between panels.
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    Haha what a...hypocrite? Am I...am I using that word right?

    No? I guess I'm not. Ok.
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    Yeah. Maybe the truth is in the middle. Or, more accurately, maybe Obama has offered a more fair deal because it includes concessions for both sides and the Republicans have offered a plan in which they get everything they want. You know. Either fucking way.
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    Damn that media for ignoring the literal birth of the literal baby Jesus!
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    What the fuck could this POSSIBLY fucking mean ever anywhere???

    No seriously: try to fucking explain it.

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    What IS that brown cockroach like object on the-oh, thanks helpful label.
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    ...Yes...keep comparing Obama to Santa Claus, lord knows everyone hates him.
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    STUPID OBAMA STAYING ON MESSAGE!!
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    Instead of proving what Costas said untrue, Asay goes the "attacking the Constitution" route. And since when is Costa a "pundit"?
    These things are exactly equal in terms of tragic loss.

    The violent death of a human being, and the mere questioning of how easy it is to get a gun in this nation.
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    "I won't raise tax rates but I'm willing to offer new revenues to see real spending cuts!"
    What?



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    Just adorable art style.
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  9. JoshV Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    I like the labeling of the cockroach...was that really necessary? Did the guy just have that little of faith in his own rendition of the bug?
  10. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    Sometimes I can't help myself.

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  11. Shake Keeper of the Elemental Materials

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    I LOVE THIS! Fuckers keep on inventing the war on Christmas and Christianity. Should we be a theocracy where everyone is forced to pay attention to Jesus' not-birthday? BUT THEN WE'D BE LIKE IRAN! How can anyone seriously keep beating the war on Christmas/Christianity drum without us all tar and feathering them? I can't imagine anyone buying into the comic's point as anything but a caricature.

    The political cartoon joke (Penny Arcade in specific made a good example of it) about them pretty much always making zero sense is something I don't buy into, but then this comes along and yes, what could it mean anywhere ever? Obama is playing the organ and his issues are the pipes? And somehow all those issues are white issues? And the GOPaphant is playing the accordion, which is too white for the Liberals? But accordions are less whitey than pipe organs and so that is the point, they are hypocrites? Or lying? I don't know.
    This is a wonderful morale-raiser after the shitty ones. Really makes me smile.
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  12. madkevin Despondent Fancybear

    Allow me to explain the organ comic:

    See how all of those pipes are labelled with different things? This is to symbolize that Obama "played" those groups or issues in order to get re-elected. The GOP, being ideologically pure, did not pander to these crazy groups* and instead stayed true to their culturally rich heritage of... polka music.

    * Also known as "voters".
  13. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    I thought it had something to do with gospel music being "for black people."
  14. madkevin Despondent Fancybear

    Don't be ridiculous. That would be racist.
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  15. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    Wait... is there seriously an organ pipe that says "Tax the Dead?"
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  16. wisbechlad Hard Cider Gal

    Plus huge organs with long pipes that produce deep vibrations that cause funny feelings if you know what I mean. Is it twue what they say about his people? Oh it is twue, it is twue
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  17. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

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    "Unanswered Question" like what Glenn?
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    Bob Costas: JOURNALIST!
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    Another good point

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    Awful just...awful
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    Either that walkway is for ants or that rocket is nowhere near that family
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    Edit: I'm proud of those two edits, those are mine :)
  18. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

    THAT should have been Obama's campaign slogan.
    Fantastic right up until the end because...accordions?
    Also "hipsters"?
    YES! I gotta make that avatar sized!
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  19. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

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    He did do Reddit, after all.
  20. Shake Keeper of the Elemental Materials

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    Didn't even see that nugget. Jesus fuckin wept.
  21. Kildorn Beardy Magnificence

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    I appreciate that Day by Day decided after drawing that woman's dress that it should have straps. Seemingly made of misplaced dental floss.
  22. Bill Dungsroman Magister Mundi Elyscape

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    What kind of fucking idiot makes a Twinkies-will-last-forever joke less than a month after Hostess goes bankrupt
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  23. EruditeDragon Armchair Designer

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    Better question: What kind of fucking idiot thinks it's necessary to put a label on on a cockroach, by far one of the more recognizable insects on Earth? Did the cartoonist think someone would look at that and think it was a cat or something? Did he think 'hmm, all these other things have labels, better slap one on ol' Roachster for good measure'?

    ...Clearly I think about these things too much. Then again, considering the only career 'thinks too much about bad political comics' will ever cost me is 'hack political cartoonist', I'm ok with this.
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  24. Mark M Elitist Negative Nancy

    Oh my God! Keith Knight! I used to read his stuff religiously about ten years ago. It's nice to see that he's still putting out quality material.
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  25. IainC Your Tour Guide For Los Angeles

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    What did the GOP loose? Big wolves? Big ICBM attack on kitten orphanage?
  26. OZ 4.0 Despondent Fancybear

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    NJ
    Somebody please tell me who coined the term "fiscal cliff" so that I can push him off a real one.
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  27. aaron Elitist Negative Nancy

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    I really wish just one of these motherfuckers could draw a cliff. Just google it, dickbags. Cliffs aren't usually undercut. You guys are drawing more of a fiscal...ledge? Fiscal shelf? Not really the same ring to that.

    I love the frothing about Bob Costas. Every single one is "HOW DARE THIS MAN STATE AN OPINION." They don't even bother to refute or argue with him. Just, how dare he.

    That Mitch McConnell is my favorite thing.
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  28. OZ 4.0 Despondent Fancybear

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    That's not entirely true. Some of them refute him with "because the Constitution." Which is pretty much the only pro-gun argument anywhere ever.
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  29. extarbags Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Honestly, the fiscal cliff cartoons are the only ones that infuriate rather than amuse me. For one thing, they're all the same as each other, but from the political perspective it's the just most irritating issue in the world and seeing these right-wing douchebags talk about it as though it's a legitimate problem that Obama isn't solving to their satisfaction as opposed to something the Republicans inflicted on us just to be dicks* is just maddening.


    *more or less.
  30. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

    To be fair the whole thing started as both sides being dicks but, at this point, the Republicans are the ones being dicks yes (the Democrat plan now involves both tax hikes, and entitlement cuts while the Republican plan is just the entitlement cut part of the "fiscal cliff" underlined twice) And the whole "fiscal cliff" thing, which has been extended twice now before we went over the edge, is a bipartisan stupid.
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  31. extarbags Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    To be even more fair it started with just the Republicans being dicks. The fiscal cliff is the result of a failed stupid bipartisan "solution" to a stupid made-up problem that the Republicans invented, so while it demonstrates that Congress is a joke all around, the Republicans are who I blame for it.
  32. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

    Yeah, it's important to not miss the forest of Republican dick for the dicks you're right.
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  33. extarbags Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Also since my blood is up now, I'll say that my real problem is that this issue is just so fucking farcical that all I want to do is pretend it doesn't exist because it says the worst things possible about the US government's effectiveness. It's literally a bunch of morons got together and decided to commit economic suicide over their stupid principles, and they were talked off the ledge by saner but almost as stupid people who agreed to implant a time bomb in our economy instead. I don't know how serious the effects are going to be but it's absolutely appalling that we're even in this situation, because it was caused directly and completely by idiotic politics. And it just really pisses me right off to see these partisan hacks treat like any other policy dispute. Fuck them.
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  34. Sheepherder Armchair Designer

    Location:
    Canada
    Also missing: the monetary scree slope.

    Dear America, please get the the times. This is a solved issue in government.
  35. Bahimiron Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Poor Jabba. He never should have taken that office job.

    Alternate post: Monsters Inc 2 looks dark.
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  36. tmp Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    I think it's accordion because it's, in a sense, also organ but a small one -- so the message would be something like, the republicans didn't play any issues which left them with instrument/tune that impressed no one and only made the democrats sneer at them. But it's convoluted as hell.

    (needs moar labels)
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  37. Bahimiron Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    So...

    Obama, a black man, has a huge organ which brings delight to many people.

    The GOP, many of whom are old white guys, have tiny organs which no one actually likes at all.

    A good comic?
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  38. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

    The problem is that the accordion produces a large amount of different sounds as well and has many keys, a better metaphor would be, like, a triangle.
    Hi-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
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  39. naum Oh, Come On

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  40. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    The pope hat displays advertising now?

    Because that would actually be kindof hilarious.
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