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Maybe accordion-comic-guy shouldn't have blown his entire label budget on the organ pipes (making FREE and STUFF separate pipes is just wasteful) so he'd have had one left for the accordion.

Obama can skillfully play an organ (juggle multiple issues and voter interests). Republicans are too white to even play an accordion well (which is an easy instrument to play, lacking all those large, labeled pipes).

A Good Cartoon because Bok is a Right Wing shill



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD KILL THEM KIIIIIIIIIILLL THEM!!

That Ryan art...wow, he looks like he has breasts.

Alligator can you make the text rainbow colored? Or inside a rainbow?

I guess I can try to fiddle with something like that. I make no promises though, as I couldn't even figure out how to change the goddamn font (fuck you Open Office your toolbars are shit).

This is about all the effort I'm willing to put in. I think it still came out pretty fab.

No one survives THE OTTERDOME!!

"Haha looks like Obama's Arab Spring has turned sour he should never have intervened OMG why isn't Obama intervening???"

Also note: the ashtray on the side table. Smokeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrr!!!!

Santa is now looking at us! The next ten will be Santa slowly getting closer to the camera until it's too late!

PS: Drunky Duck is a BIG fan of "self reporting" your misdeeds to the authorities, A Fascist Cartoon.

EXACTLY what's happening. Exactly.

Obama once compromised for the good of the nation and now MUST NEVER DO ANYTHING DIFFERENT EVER.

You know the worst part about this shit is how I'm forced to defend Obama. I don't agree with everything he does, I don't like everything he does, I, in fact, think he's wrong about things and has done things I'd never have done but REAL things, HONEST things. Not these stupid made up disproved-with-any-knowledge-of-politics-at-all bullshit.

AHH! I love that little fucking donkey!!

I don't...I don't...I don't...

"Raising taxes equals more money for the government" isn't a proven economic model, it's a "religion"

"Never, ever, ever, under ANY circumstances because" isn't a "religion" it's

GUY! Guys it's called "the fiscal cliff" what if, just hear me out now: what IF, I drew some sort of literal cliff, just hear me out, and drew some sort of object going over said cliff?? Do you think anyone has thought of that yet? Guys?

THIS is why we sometimes need labels guys.

Lincoln's worried about Obama's penis.

"Handouts are okay when given by old white men."

More cleverness than the last 500 fiscal cliff comics combined

heh

ohohoh, oh oh: the right stuff! A NKotB Comic

...WHAT??? You don't even...it's...THE ONE AVAILABLE AND USABLE BY THE MOST PEOPLE WITH THE MOST USES YOU FUCKING IGNORANT FUCK! Fucking shit for brains morons jackass.

Fuck.

IOU ONE AWESOME THING

Dick Morris has a foot fetish? Is that like a thing? This may be the most disturbing thing Otterloop has ever posted, and I clicked on all the NSFW links in Day-by-Daymageddon.

I adore this one because I know what the comic WANTS to say, but ROI wise and in every possible way the USPS has been a better investment for the country than the iphone.

It's basically a comic fueled entirely by Christmas List Desires, not historical data.

Hahahahaha!!

What the--a cartoon about the fiscal cliff that doesn't have a picture of a cliff? PA-RAYYYYYYYS JAY-ZUSS!

On the plus side, at least this one looks kind of like an actual cliff. Do you think hack political cartoonists throw a party every time something gets named with a visual metaphor to celebrate three months of not having to do any work?

So is "The Otterdome" going to catch on, or "The Ottertorium"?


Maybe if you're mocking the fact that someone believes in Santa it would be best to NOT HAVE SANTA IN THE FUCKING CARTOON YOU GOD DAMN IDIOT.
"HAHA WHAT A MOROON BELIEVES IN THE GUY ON WHOSE LAP HE IS SITTING!!"

And I love this idea that there exists somewhere this hidden race of Ultra Conservatives who will ONLY vote for the most Conservative person in all the land instead of just the most Conservative candidate. That if they can juuuust find someone Conservative enough a few million votes will SPRING out whole from the ether and sweep the GOP back into the presidency!


"Won't someone think of the Rich????" FUCKING UNIRONICALLY. Just totally seriously: "B-b-b-but the poor Rich :*( :**(."

And, once again, THEY ARE CALLING SANTA CLAUS THE BAD GUY. I'M SURE THAT'LL GO OVER WELL YOU SUB-NORMALS.


For example...


This :(

This

Mike Lester should stick his dick in an outlet

Doesn't the "jobless rate" have seasonal workers built right in so it won't effect it?
Stupid cartoon regardless.

FISCAL GIANT ROBOT WITH LASER EYES AND STEEL CLAMPS is a BILLION times better than "cliff"

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HAHAHAHAHA!! Awesome. He's parodying himself at this point.

So uh...so you kinda missed the part where it was McConnell who created and sponsored that bill (and then filibustered it when they called his bluff) huh Bok you ignorant prick?

Nnnnnggghhhya! They opened up a new "Eggnog R Us" location?? I gotta go

I laughed at Captain Industry, and cried at Bors's comic :'(

I didn't want to be the label guy, but really? AKA slaves? I'm not sure about the whole premise of the cartoon (if the talk radio time travel part was a good idea), but that label is really off.

Man, fuck you.

On the one hand you're right about the label, on the other not everyone is as up on politics and the extremist views therein, as you and I; there are people out there who have no idea that this argument is an actual argument used by some so it might actually be helpful.

I agree that Horsey kinda overreached with the premise a bit but maintain that it is absolutely true and these are the exact words Limbaugh would have used.

Regardless of politics, that's pretty f'ing disrespectful.

What's wrong? It's pretty clear: "Spending" is dropping...literal bombs on "US economy" which produces "debt" as it sinks.
Because that's what happens.
That's what happens when you drop bombs on US economy.
It produces debt.

Also what the fuck was wrong with "A debt that will live in infamy"? Christ, way to drop the ball Ramirez.

Man I love all the OBAMA IS A BIG MEAN BULLY cartoons.

Conservo cartoonists, like the constituency they represent, are such big babies.

Yeah I didn't even get it at first because of that. I wonder if his editor made him change the caption to make it less offensive (or at least make more people miss the reason it's offensive).

It's still not too good, because that is precisely an argument that was used at the time. So if talk radio had existed in 1865... it would have said a lot of the same things that newspaper editorials did in 1865? Good point?

Seriously, fuck making a Pearl Harbor reference on it's anniversary. Seriously, fuck that dude.

As for the "I decide when congress is in recess", no, he just challenges when it's not really there. Notably, my boss doesn't decide when I'm on vacation, but if I show up for 15 minutes and then leave for the day he can sure as fuck challenge that I was working that day.

If Conservatives were even slightly concerned about wasteful government activities, Congress showing up with five dudes to bang a gavel and close shop for the day would be the top icon of government waste.

Right. The only thing that keeps pundits like Limbaugh from saying today what was once acceptable then is that standards and mores have changed (and their fear of losing Lincoln as A GREAT REPUBLICAN HERO).
In (hopefully less than) a hundred years we'll be looking back at people like Limbaugh like we look back today at the people who made those arguments back then.

There's nothing wrong about the premise, the premise is solid, it's just a hard one to obtain in single panel cartoon form.

WWWWWWWWAR ON CHRISTMAS!!!!

"Financial" Cliff is his real name, like "William" instead of "Bill" : Financial Hieronymus Cliffordson

Just awful

Yeah. The GOP HATES the Tea Party. What's the smiley for *wank*?

I know what she's trying to say, but that's not what she's saying. Like, at all.

The Fuck You Pig

But...they're already at the bottom of the cliff...


Don't bother to look it up. Orlando has a city code that has a standard for front yards. Someone complained that a guy has a garden in his front yard and the city, the evil Obama controlled city, is letting him keep it and changing the city rules so it won't even be an issue for anybody else in the future.

Also you know that Blowjob Russian is Russian because he starts every sentence with a Russian word and, for the first time ever, is pronouncing his "Vs" and "Ws"

soo much fuckin awful in soo many of those toons.

'least we have the tick.

but really, who write's these comics? we have the authors' names but jesus christ.

"The name is Financial, Cliffton Financial."

(that girl is clearly from LP forums and uses Japanese naming system, with last name going first)

My like is reserved for the Fuck You Pig.

I have no idea what is happening here except the dog is really cute.

Someone send this back to him with a "So you're saying that most of the US debt is caused by self-destructive military spending, right?" comment.

See she's trying to say that California is giving presents to the Unions and taxes to everyone else.

The problem is that the present is addressed but the "coal" (taxes") isn't, it's just in a bag marked "taxes". As it is it's nonsense.
It should have been a big chunk of coal with a tag marked "taxpayers" (who voted for the increase so the message is stupid on it's face)
The dog should be labeled "I like doggies yay :3"

Seriously. Corgis are annoying as hell when you're not in the mood for ALL DOG ALL THE TIME, but they're stoopid adorable.

Also, nothing beats the Japanese voice actor for Jet in Cowboy Bepop painstakingly pronouncing "Welsh Corgi."

1) Those Russian transliterations gave me a brain aneurysm.

2) The idea that Russians can't pronounce "V" sounds and instead use a "W" sound when speaking other languages needs to die. I mean, apparently this person can say извините without any issue, which is even transliterated (correctly) with a v as the third character, but as soon as he switches to english he forgets how to do so. Even better, there is no native "W" sound in Russian*! Argle bargle! I blame Star Trek IV, where poor Andrew Koenig is forced to say "nuclear wessels," notwithstanding the fact that there's a V sound in his character's own first name (Павел/Pavel). This phenomenon is second only to replacing Rs with Яs (which don't produce remotely the same sound) in terms of annoyance.

*W sounds can be transliterated into Russian, but they come out a little weird. E.g., Walt Whitman comes out as "Уолт Уитмен" (sounds sort of like "ew-alt ew-itmen").

I'm not sure I approve of the suggestion that Homer Simpson is a secessionist.

America's greatest are held down by religion. A good comic.

This Guy

Who's the 'stashe?

In panel 3? That is Eric Holder.

Note: Why would apple farmers be bummed? The "Apple-to-make-Bongs" (pipes really) market would explode not go away.

Oh, now that you say it, I can see the vague resemblance.