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Oh :( Ummm...

ACK.

Lookit the little sheep and reindeer on the roof!

Thumbs up to Bennett, as usual.

He could have even left the label off the wedding cake.

I really like the wedding cake one, but yeah I'd like it even more without the label.

The odometer one has a good point, though: Any car rolling over to a million miles is more than likely going to kill you soon, one way or another.

Wow.

ACK.

Thanks, Otterloop.That helped a lot. I appreciate it. :)

I have no idea, my Christmas lights from last year work fine. Maybe he's just a fucking moron.

He's probably still using the old ones from like 1975, where one bulb goes out, and the whole thing is kaput.

Seriously. We figured out how to wire that shit in parallel years ago.

Captain Cold always dreaded Christmastime at the house of his redneck brother Cooter.

I'm disappointed to report that after 24 hours, it has only received six likes (two from people who are also here on this forum).

Yep, one of those was me. XD

Weird reaction to a silly pun comic

Yeah, the feminism has been there from the start. He's just playing with it in different ways lately.

Personally, I love the patriarchy/matrix metaphor--for me, it really captures the omnipresent-yet-invisible nature of "patriarchy" or "kyriarchy" or whatever you want to call the sea of gender issues we swim in.

Giving it a full-size Sunday spread makes sense, too, since that strip is a major turning point for 'Nique, who has been with the comic since almost the first one.

I did a thing where I separated comics into fun and sad but the site broke or whatever so here's a pile you douches (with extra DbD):

How old IS Blowjob Russian?
Also: Russia's regime that killed 6 million people EXACTLY the same as a city deciding to change the rules to allow a citizen more freedom. EXACTLY!!

BITCHES WANT MONEY

This is exactly true if you ignore the fact that there ARE plans put forward that cut spending by eliminating waste and "raise taxes" isn't even an option put forward by Strawman McAmerica.

It's funny because extremism is always dangerous!

I would spit in Allie's face if I wasn't so sure he'd enjoy it.

WHAT AN ORIGINAL IDEA RAMIREZ ENJOY YOUR NEXT PULITZER.
Also this might be the fault of the side that refuses to negotiate???? UnHEARD of!

ADORABLE ELEPHANT!!

Yes, exactly right, the "wealthy" are the majority in America. EXACTLY RIGHT.

Crocodile tears are not as delicious you partisan hack.

I have NO idea.

More crocodile tears. Fuck you.

A joke a robot would come up with.
1: SANTA EATS COOKIES
2: POT CAN BE PUT IN COOKIES
3: SANTA EATS POT COOKIES IS BAD

"SMALL business" is being hit by the "tax the RICH" hammer.=ALL BUSINESS OWNERS ARE RICH




Said THE WORST CHILD IN THE WORLD

HA HA FAMILY BUDGETS ARE EXACTLY LIKE A COUNTRY'S BUDGET HA HA HA

WHAT ARE THOSE PLUGS IN HIS EARS CAN ANYONE TELL ME?????

DID YOU KNOW THERE IS AN IMAGE LIMIT??
YELLING ABOUT COMICS CONTINUES:


EXCEPT OBAMA'S PROPOSAL DOES INCLUDE "ENTITLEMENT" CUTS.

TANGIBLY RELATED


SOMEONE FIGURED OUT THAT "SANTA OBAMA" ISN'T LIKELY TO BE THAT DEVASTATING AN INSULT!

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK

THE EXACT SAME THING

NORTH KOREA LAST WEEK ANNOUNCED THEY FOUND THE GRAVEYARD THEIR FOUNDER BURIED THE UNICORN HE USED TO RIDE JUST SAYIN'

REPUBLICANS ARE THE "BIG TENT" PARTY WHAT THE FUCK MUIR???

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is what happens when someone isn't good enough to make a cartoon without labels, and then they also don't know how to use labels.

This one is pretty subtle so a lot of people will probably miss the point. Here's a version I mocked up to try to make it a little more clear:

It's a good thing Obama is so smart that he's got brains coming out of his ears since he has to negotiate all this fiscal cliff stuff.

No no those are ear plugs.

Wait a minute -- is he saying that Obama refuses to consider defense cuts?

It looks like that if Uncle Sam weren't so intent on ineptly wrangling imaginary breasts, he'd be able to grab on to that fiscally cliff.

Also, yield for giant, upright, spitting caterpillars.

This stupid comic would almost have a point if it was complaining that the rules don't apply to anyone with MONEY, not "Officials"

Our issue is that with a certain amount of money, rules cease to apply to you (or the penalties cease to matter)

Of course it's Day by Day, so it can't actually have a point.. it can just brush near one in order to slingshot back into completely wrong.

He also seems to be saying Obama.. didn't want to go back to the Clinton tax rates?

I don't even fucking know, that comic makes no sense on any possible level. But all the Fiscal Cliff cartoons and debates act like we're not here because Congress failed to act when given a deadline, and somehow this is now the fault of the only person not involved.

The best part is we saw Blowjob Russian throw the rules out for his friends, who make six figures (on the bar they own and the part time work Waifu does for a mechanic that's paid under the table so they don't have to pay taxes) and just got their house back completely for free for helping the CIA attack a nation we aren't at war with.
I mean it's just a total rat's nest of "those lazy shiftless people who don't contribute to society are so much worse than the hard working Americans who find loopholes to avoid contributing to society"

And I know I risk a "fuck you" from sjonh for this but the punchline of that comic is a reference to the time Liberal mouthpiece tricked Black mouthpiece into impregnating her so they would have a kid and he could never leave right after he became a millionaire inventing an App. I mean that wasn't even subtext: they just said all that right in the comic.

... That cannot have been a fucking plot line. Really, they went with "money hungry bitches use babies to take money from men" as an actual plot line?

What the shit is wrong with that author. I think I switched from "Fuck you Day by Daaaaaaaay" to feeling pity.

But is he trying to be funny or is he trying to make the point that poor people died to give you really low prices?

*innocent whistling*



"hypergamous"?

"Honey I just read here that women are awful! How terrible!"

And, quick note: Black mouthpiece's wife is a billionaire heiress, she has no need for Black Mouthpiece's money but you know how bitches are

I disagree. It's a message about how terrible Wal-Mart's business practices are, and they are, and be sure to include the Smiley Face placards in your reading in order.

Is that last comic just the woman reading a giant MRA piece because it would be too obvious if the dude read it? Like we're suddenly going to go "oh, some lady said that, IT MUST ALL BE TRUE" instead of thinking "Hello batshit"?

Yeah, if he had the characters come out and say "Hey, did you know all women secretly want to be raped?" it would be only slightly more appalling.

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